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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
Fraiser:
yes my honorable minister, u know such task is not only my passion but my talent, I support ur motion on d issue of remodification of my portfolio, I tink I shud b given a portfolio wia I can execute my responsibility intoto
OK then. LogoDWhiz, I think he has made a valid submission here and I hereby recommend that my wife-Pweedyuz be removed as the Minister for women Affairs since right from time, she had chosen to be functional only on the home front rather than embracing my political affiliation and the Ministry renamed as Ministry of Sports, Youth Development and Women Affairs since 99% of Golden City ladies are youth who are single and ready to mingle.
LogoDWhiz:

Lol!
No prophecy is coming to pass o
I don't think she would oblige to your request, seeing your antics over here.
OK very well and that puts an end to what I'm thinking.

But you can't speak for Rosey33 na because doing that would negate your first statement above.

*whispering* Pressy don't think you want to play me away from her ooo because your hands are tied now since you said no prophecy is coming to pass.

*whispering continue* And besides, in other not to allow the prophecy come to pass again, it means you must keep away from Missprudence too, although the juicy nature of your office is what is enticing and endearing her to you even after she was initially considering drjoshua2000's advertorial and I know that her son-sunnepa17 would jump at your union with her.

*continued* But what becomes the fate of our amiable and adorable First lady-MissEvey? Considering the fact that the constitution of the Federal Republic of Golden City forbids a sitting president from marrying more than one wife?

It means we have to involve the Red chambers oo to effect a change in the constitution in that regard and that would probably make them sit up in their quest to screen and recommend the approval of the pending Ministerial list before them that includes dominion92, Missoyin, Shammak, Fraiser and Morenii

*continue* But we won't reveal the details of the reason behind the change oo because those senators might not be friendly to the Bill seeking amendment to the act as presently constituted oo

√ Since Senate president greatestman always like sitting on the fence when it comes to the matters involving the presidency

√ DSP kuckikau is an ever no Nonsense man when it comes to constitutional issues as examplified by the nature of suspending Banks92

√ Senator Amodu might want to kick against the move if he eventually knew that I am actually behind the Bill going by the fierce battle I posed him during his dilly dallying period of seeking the consent and approval of Missoyin

√ Senator IghravweIG too, though he is a friend of mine and confidant but might also pose a threat because He is still waiting on Bolagabriella's reply for overwhelmed heart held captive by her as if she eventually discovered that you are trending, she too might start reminiscing the good old days you once set your searchlight on her which the senator is aware of.

√ senator Kingsley3218 has been missing for God knows when now, or was he one of the Innocent victims of the over filled Boeing NYSC A 2016 too?

*continued* So how can we have a deserved 2/3 majority since the eagle eye the EFCC chairman-LMAyedun is as sharp as that of Eaglevision watching for any corruptive or bribery tendency?

This Rosey33 sef, won't she discover that I have begun pressing the button of Hardie14? Although Abbeyunique2 has promised not to burst my bubbles again after discovering that I have 5 wives already but still, my asking bobolil to brief me of Hardie14's profile openly could be the flexible straw that he saw b4 talking about my bubbles.

*continued* I know that if Fraih gets to know about my actions now, she would simply wave it off by saying 'Hmmmmn. You dare not for your wives would never allowed you, after all, I'm a living witness along side Rukkyola'

Although her hubby, Minister of Jokes and laughter-Shammak doesn't like me mentioning her because of the fear of the unknown now since he is aware of my past moves that almost threatened his nomination.

May be by the time prindu sees this, He would finally confirmed that he wasn't day dreaming when he came up and saw Romance and Romance everywhere while who was that again that CONFESSED THAT 'THIS IS THE BEST THREAD?' OK-lexzyy would automatically have the signature stamped in his heart to start a referral Job free of charge but with an unquantifiable benefits to the invitees he would be educating.

*continued* Hmmmmn Pressy I have already started thinking of my wives oo because I heard that our Golden City have walls light enough for words to pierce through easily, hence posing a serious threat to all I have been saying all along but the only consolation is that our Wikileaks department head-DTOBS is out of the country, thus no one would sanction any broadcast of anything since I in person as the Minister of Information wouldn't approve a broadcast that would pitch me against my wives again.

Hmmmm. The one that would even make it worser now is the Patrick Obahiogbon of our Republic-wittyemi would certainly have words to describe the entire scenario that would make everything spread like wild fire.

Don't you think Minister of Health [State]-biotechshola deserve to be queried for classifying our Golden City and its Sweet romantic fairy tales on display as roadside? Going by the fact that he is a senior citizen?

Hmmmm. Just thinking of another round of headaches from my wives, but I won't hesitate to wield the divorce stick this time around if the unexpected happened.

Let me return to my Ministerial Head Quarters oo until we discuss again.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Larrycoal5212(m): 1:57pm On Feb 18, 2016
wittyemi:
Yekpa!!!! Eleyi gidi gan ooo....no mind am ooo
Just trying to help a broda in need na,, shu.. Lol undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
Fraiser:
yes my honorable minister, u know such task is not only my passion but my talent, I support ur motion on d issue of remodification of my portfolio, I tink I shud b given a portfolio wia I can execute my responsibility intoto
This Fraiser guy sef,with your plenty seemingly sensual display towards our ladies,make e no be say na people like you dem go leave with babe in reality you go turn Dodo ooooo..because enu re kpor..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:05pm On Feb 18, 2016
eaglevision:


Lagbara baba loke,enemies like Fraiser nd shammak must clear commot for road
Abi cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:07pm On Feb 18, 2016
Larrycoal5212:

Just trying to help a broda in need na,, shu.. Lol undecided
Obviously; it is crystal clear like the biblical TEKE MENE MENE YUPHASIN that you sure wanna help...If you dont,who then will!! you be alakoba ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 2:13pm On Feb 18, 2016
oyxah:

Been on and off jare. How you doing?
Awww!!! Y nah..i am gud ..whats up with u nah.....right now, i m gonna try and reach u via email.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Dudecollins(m): 2:17pm On Feb 18, 2016
Fraih:
Exactly!!! The above are all taken wink cool
*** SexxyDior, good morning. Amodu, I'm very sound smiley Thanks
Issokay. The most beautiful ones av all bin taken. #SearchContinues

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Dudecollins(m): 2:20pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:

*In Ayi Kwei Amah's voice* The beautiful ones are not yet born, ke. undecided
Are u sure? This is Golden City fa! A city full of alluring damsels
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:33pm On Feb 18, 2016
missprudence:


Kbs468 oo
the whole P-square family saga is really shocking... I don't think the whole world needs to know what going down with them.. they are brothers n should be able to come to an agreement...
well that's just my own POV.. whatever rocks their boat
Abi. Na d 'Ikorira' wey dem get for one another in the Nigerian Nation b d basic ingredients for the feud ooo in particular as one Lola was involved and attached to one arm
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JAEYWEST(m): 2:36pm On Feb 18, 2016
hardie14:
heart attack kwa
yes na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JAEYWEST(m): 2:39pm On Feb 18, 2016
Fraiser:
baba thumbs up for u, na u wise pass because of dis tin wey u talk I go find one correct orente for u
cc
suneepa17
kwarrekt...ehen..abeg bros make sure she gather bright "future" plus luxurious "past"
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:39pm On Feb 18, 2016
Kbs468:

Abi. Na d 'Ikorira' wey dem get for one another in the Nigerian Nation b d basic ingredients for the feud ooo particular as one Lola was involved and attached to one arm
The yoruba-igbo unhealthy marital rivalry.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Yezzy(m): 2:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
eaglevision:


Gbayi brother mi,na UNAD gimme admissio,dt Eksu of a tin no dae stay for my head,hpe uv collected ur SOR.

Nah. Not yet. March things. Not in a hurry
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
JAEYWEST:
kwarrekt...ehen..abeg bros make sure she gather bright "future" plus luxurious "past"
See pervert(s).
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:41pm On Feb 18, 2016
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JAEYWEST(m): 2:45pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:
See pervert(s).
grin
FolabiBret:
See pervert(s).
calm down
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:47pm On Feb 18, 2016
JAEYWEST:
;Dcalm down
As u like woman rish; make dem just troway u go Cross river. Hmmm.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:47pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:

The yoruba-igbo unhealthy marital rivalry.
Point blank as being called by Tony Iredia then, Although Na so him like make dem they call am oo, if not, Na senior super lecturer nauw for my Alma ooo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by JAEYWEST(m): 2:48pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:

As u like woman rish; make dem just troway u go Cross river. Hmmm.
funny enuf I bin choose dah zone sha #asabadtguy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:50pm On Feb 18, 2016
So no link to check call letters again? Nairaland hacker Don fall my hands.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:52pm On Feb 18, 2016
Kbs468:

Point blank as being called by Tony Iredia then, Although Na so him like make dem they call am oo, if not, Na senior super lecturer nauw for my Alma ooo.
Which school be that? Then, shey na after ihn tenure as the Dg, NTA?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:53pm On Feb 18, 2016
drjoshua2000:
So no link to check call letters again? Nairaland hacker Don fall my hands.
Make Kalabari ladies kash u, u go sabi say u nor badt at all.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:53pm On Feb 18, 2016
drjoshua2000:
So no link to check call letters again? Nairaland hacker Don fall my hands.
Dr Joe, na so d thing dey hawngree u. Chill. U go sha sabi ur state of deployment someday.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 2:55pm On Feb 18, 2016
If to say as I dey reason sotin nai d thing go be; make all of us for this thread just find ourselves for the same state! Mehn, service year go sweet gan o. Because...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
wittyemi:
Let me say Prestisimo i.e (as quickly as possible), this is one of the reasons why Golden City stands out,this city is awesome, ever ready to assist no matter how silly a question is. Egbon Kbs468,thanks for the concern,no mind me oo, na play I is ooo. I couldn't have been serious with such a question,that's just my own way of saying Good morning to all..Golden City is just like Google search engine,no matter how silly your question is,golden city must give you an answer. So for this I decree, that there shall be no form of gamba deism in dis city,there shall not be any trace of dum vivimusness in dis city,no epitome of flagellative rigor motis and asphyxiation in dis city; but we shall experience concentrated diaphanous character(s) henceforth...

WARNING!!!!!!!!

PG is advised to anyone who exposes him/herself to SOME Acidic grammatical brouhaha aforementioned...because even the user is yet to understand how it happened...Good afternoon City people.


Whew!!!! Wey my kunu abeg.
Haaaa!
Anyway, DG DTOBS would do justice to your warning call by carrying out a proper, timely and adequate information dissemination in that regard.

By the way, I now see reasons why you sensed that Fraiser could be a Dodo because of his feminine desires without a commensurate healthy eating while you so much cherished KUNU on your own as a guide against such an experience.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:58pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:

Which school be that? Then, shey na after ihn tenure as the Dg, NTA?
Yeah
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:05pm On Feb 18, 2016
Kbs468:

OK then. LogoDWhiz, I think he has made a valid submission here and I hereby recommend that my wife-Pweedyuz be removed as the Minister for women Affairs since right from time, she had chosen to be functional only on the home front rather than embracing my political affiliation and the Ministry renamed as Ministry of Sports, Youth Development and Women Affairs since 99% of Golden City ladies are youth who are single and ready to mingle.

OK very well and that puts an end to what I'm thinking.

But you can't speak for Rosey33 na because doing that would negate your first statement above.

*whispering* Pressy don't think you want to play me away from her ooo because your hands are tied now since you said no prophecy is coming to pass.

*whispering continue* And besides, in other not to allow the prophecy come to pass again, it means you must keep away from Missprudence too, although the juicy nature of your office is what is enticing and endearing her to you even after she was initially considering drjoshua2000's advertorial and I know that her son-sunnepa17 would jump at your union with her.

*continued* But what becomes the fate of our amiable and adorable First lady-MissEvey? Considering the fact that the constitution of the Federal Republic of Golden City forbids a sitting president from marrying more than one wife?

It means we have to involve the Red chambers oo to effect a change in the constitution in that regard and that would probably make them sit up in their quest to screen and recommend the approval of the pending Ministerial list before them that includes dominion92, Missoyin, Shammak, Fraiser and Morenii

*continue* But we won't reveal the details of the reason behind the change oo because those senators might not be friendly to the Bill seeking amendment to the act as presently constituted oo

√ Since Senate president greatestman always like sitting on the fence when it comes to the matters involving the presidency

√ DSP kuckikau is an ever no Nonsense man when it comes to constitutional issues as examplified by the nature of suspending Banks92

√ Senator Amodu might want to kick against the move if he eventually knew that I am actually behind the Bill going by the fierce battle I posed him during his dilly dallying period of seeking the consent and approval of Missoyin

√ Senator IghravweIG too, though he is a friend of mine and confidant but might also pose a threat because He is still waiting on Bolagabriella's reply for overwhelmed heart held captive by her as if she eventually discovered that you are trending, she too might start reminiscing the good old days you once set your searchlight on her which the senator is aware of.

√ senator Kingsley3218 has been missing for God knows when now, or was he one of the Innocent victims of the over filled Boeing NYSC A 2016 too?

*continued* So how can we have a deserved 2/3 majority since the eagle eye the EFCC chairman-LMAyedun is as sharp as that of Eaglevision watching for any corruptive or bribery tendency?

This Rosey33 sef, won't she discover that I have begun pressing the button of Hardie14? Although Abbeyunique2 has promised not to burst my bubbles again after discovering that I have 5 wives already but still, my asking bobolil to brief me of Hardie14's profile openly could be the flexible straw that he saw b4 talking about my bubbles.

*continued* I know that if Fraih gets to know about my actions now, she would simply wave it off by saying 'Hmmmmn. You dare not for your wives would never allowed you, after all, I'm a living witness along side Rukkyola'

Although her hubby, Minister of Jokes and laughter-Shammak doesn't like me mentioning her because of the fear of the unknown now since he is aware of my past moves that almost threatened his nomination.

May be by the time prindu sees this, He would finally confirmed that he wasn't day dreaming when he came up and saw Romance and Romance everywhere while who was that again that CONFESSED THAT 'THIS IS THE BEST THREAD?' OK-lexzyy would automatically have the signature stamped in his heart to start a referral Job free of charge but with an unquantifiable benefits to the invitees he would be educating.

*continued* Hmmmmn Pressy I have already started thinking of my wives oo because I heard that our Golden City have walls light enough for words to pierce through easily, hence posing a serious threat to all I have been saying all along but the only consolation is that our Wikileaks department head-DTOBS is out of the country, thus no one would sanction any broadcast of anything since I in person as the Minister of Information wouldn't approve a broadcast that would pitch me against my wives again.

Hmmmm. The one that would even make it worser now is the Patrick Obahiogbon of our Republic-wittyemi would certainly have words to describe the entire scenario that would make everything spread like wild fire.

Don't you think Minister of Health [State]-biotechshola deserve to be queried for classifying our Golden City and its Sweet romantic fairy tales on display as roadside? Going by the fact that he is a senior citizen?

Hmmmm. Just thinking of another round of headaches from my wives, but I won't hesitate to wield the divorce stick this time around if the unexpected happened.

Let me return to my Ministerial Head Quarters oo until we discuss again.

Chai, this letter is too much to digest!

Firstly, MissEvey is not available and i don't know when she'll be. And i don't want to keep wasting my hoping on her return.

Don't worry. The more the merrier.
As long as I'm taking care of them and providing for their needs. No problem.

U just dey enter all of them I hail o. grin

On the issue of Shammak as Minister of Women Affairs, I think it will better if a lady occupies that position, possible prospects are SC31, bolagabriella (one time Miss A16), Fraih, just to mention a few.

Only if he is moved to the post of Minister of Interior. Making people (ladies and gents) feel at home in the city. and promote friendliness and happiness within the city.


About the bill: well, let's see how it goes.
I don't think there should be a problem for me having as many wives as possible. The only issues is the post of First Lady, and that's for me to decide.
Basically it is the right of the First Wife (Oldest), only when the wife is divorced, the second (Second Oldest) takes up the mantle.
This is also subjected to the discretion of the president
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:07pm On Feb 18, 2016
eaglevision:


No enjoymnt anywhere jare,just wantd to change environment,this waiting sef dn tire person

Lol. Okay o.

I suppose enter school next week
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 3:08pm On Feb 18, 2016
Kbs468
US not that I do sit on the fence with respect to issues of presidency..
I do give instructions to appropriate committee and if you observed critical me and DSP Kuchikau we have no issues... Whether he is taking the decision or me, we got no issues.. In administration you leverage don't always proof to your subordinate you are too superior... I love my DSP so much he is monumental in running the affairs of this chamber.. I love all members of this chamber they are great...
This city no try for me at all no wife for me has the senate president, and some members of the cabinet have excess wives...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:12pm On Feb 18, 2016
FolabiBret:

Dr Joe, na so d thing dey hawngree u. Chill. U go sha sabi ur state of deployment someday.

U be chairman. If you say make wait I will. But if NYSC don't adjust the deployment I will sue them with the hungriest lawyer I see

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:13pm On Feb 18, 2016
greatestman:
Kbs468
US not that I do sit on the fence with respect to issues of presidency..
I do give instructions to appropriate committee and if you observed critical me and DSP Kuchikau we have no issues... Whether he is taking the decision or me, we got no issues.. In administration you leverage don't always proof to your subordinate you are too superior... I love my DSP so much he is monumental in running the affairs of this chamber.. I love all members of this chamber they are great...
This city no try for me at all no wife for me has the senate president, and some members of the cabinet have excess wives...

Lol!

You're waiting for them to find you?

Some sharp guys are in the City, they won't let these girls to notice you!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:14pm On Feb 18, 2016
Yezzy:


Lol. Sowie abt yday work related aggression transferred. Looking forward to seeing some of u folks in camp.
That is the spirit Bro and the experience of not being able to select some of the most preferred states by the majority here actually raised smokes and dust of discomfort in our Hearts.

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