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| All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:00pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
On November 30, Mark Zuckberg and Priscilla Chan welcomed their first child, Max, into the world. Her birth has inspired them to give about 99% of their combined Facebook shares, currently about $45 billion (around ₦90 trillion), away for a philanthropic cause. Our first reaction was... Why would he want to spend all that money on charity? It made us wonder, what would happen if it was a Nigerian that had all these riches. This is what a rich Nigerian would do: 1. His wife would go abroad for her child delivery.So Max can be an automatic citizen of the country. Preferables are UK, America or Canada. Of course the news of her birth would be carried by Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. 2. After which she'd stay back for some vacation time. He would show his wealth through his child by: 3. First, a baby shower. 4. Then naming ceremony. 5. Next, the child's dedication, if they're Christians. 6. Don't forget the baby's first birthday. All of these parties and ceremonies would of course be lavish. Again, they’d be featured on Bellanaija and Linda Ikeji. Or else, how would people see and know how rich he is? 8. The wife would get a brand new car as 'thank you' from her husband. In addition to others cars she already has. 9. As well as one for himself, for a job well-done. 10. He would invest in landed properties in choice locations. 11. And buy a house in Banana Island. 12. He would also dabble in politics. Either he’d run for office or sponsor someone else and control things from behind the scene. 13. Of course, as public service (or eye service), he would donate to charity, on behalf of his family. But it definitely wouldn't be $45 billion. 20 bags of rice should be enough with all television stations present. http://zikoko.com/gist/mark-zuckerberg/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost
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| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by Tpave(m): 8:04pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
What of vacation to Dubai with enough selfies? The guy will even marry more wives to showcase his wealth. |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:12pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Tpave:Lol... |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by doncent12(op): 8:13pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
This one suppose make front page! |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by domopps(m): 8:15pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Hmmmmmm sort of true tho....... Cheeeeers |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by Nobody: 8:21pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
lol.....u r right u knw |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by FlawlessRebirth2(f): 8:35pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING..... EVERYDAY SELFIE ND UPLOADING ON FACEBOOK,INSTAGRAM,TWITTER BLA BLA BLA....caption#mother&child... AND ERRDAY INTERVIEW THEN LAST LAST...THE NIGGA GO MARRY OR IMPREGNATE SOMEBORRY OUTSIDE |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by Sparklequeen(f): 8:36pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
Hmmmm |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by jimmyolasun: 8:55pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
He wiL then ask his wife not to show their baby's face before they start with the legs |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by SpenzaZoom(m): 8:56pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
True talk... Nigerian celebrities ain't the right model to the upcoming ones. All they do is flaunt their money (Males) and cleavage (Females) STC sha... |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by SpenzaZoom(m): 8:56pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
True talk... Nigerian celebrities ain't the right model to the upcoming ones. All they do is flaunt their money (Males) and cleavage (Females) |
| Re: All The Things That Would Happen If Mark Zuckerberg Was A Rich Nigerian. by Nobody: 1:34pm On Mar 01, 2016 |
Seriously iConcure with op |
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What of vacation to Dubai with enough selfies? The guy will even marry more wives to showcase his wealth.