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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:24pm On Mar 01, 2016

Elxandre:

We shall find out tomorrow

I suspect JAMB will suspend the IRT stuff for now, because if mass failure is recorded, it could lead to them being scraped.

I'm sure Dibu isn't ready to dust his CV right now.

Trueee *In 2chainz's voice*

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by ikeepitreal(m): 9:32pm On Mar 01, 2016

please, someone with a kind heart who has written jamb literature should kindly tell me the recommended texts for literature...abeg I've been studying but I just want to confirm...thanks

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by PilotOz(m): 9:36pm On Mar 01, 2016

Donpre:
Congrats to everyone..... especially ma nigga PilotOz
, guy you owe me 1 bottle of origin

At least now I can sleep in peace, knowing JAMB's sh!t is finally over

LOL, thanks boss... 10 bottles of orijin.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 9:39pm On Mar 01, 2016

I will Like to Dispel the Rumours Circulating about Negative Markings and the Anti Guess Software. There's no such thing as that.

Candidates Where given An Answer Booklet For Solving and To Submit Later. Written Bodly on the Answer booklet, Its Stated That You will be Graded based on what you Solved On your Booklet.

So for those Crying to have Written heaven and Earth without Passing, You Probably did nothing on your Booklet.

Just Pray the Senate Forces Jamb To Ditch the Booklet and Mark Based on what Students have Written.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by SirBlack999(m): 9:42pm On Mar 01, 2016

Guys, pls, I kneel down begging. Someone should pls help me check where jamb have reposted me. They sent me an sms that my venue, date, time have been changed. Labodinho. Anyone, pls.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Dahveydson(m): 9:43pm On Mar 01, 2016

Hey guys, please who wrote yesterday and had his/her result upgraded?

My brother just checked now and got 224 and he has been screaming that it's not his result because of what he got in chemistry - 47.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:47pm On Mar 01, 2016

dannyfillz:

I told you bro I can never score 41 in literature NEVER
244 I give GOD The Glory

congratulations big bro.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 9:51pm On Mar 01, 2016

mokoshalb:
GUYS JAMB JUST RELEASED MY RESULT!!! AM NOW FULLY RELIEVED!!! GUYS DONT LOOSE HOPE!!! 252

Wow!

Congratulations cheesy

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 01, 2016

mokoshalb:
yeah, he is not really academically endowed, but am trying to persuade him to pick poly... since uni may not be possible again.. feeling for him though....

let him not try to force himself into the uni cos its not all about admission. He will also face another battle of cgpa. So keep on persuading him.
138 + 40 = 178.
Assuming he had 2 more marks, he would have opt for change of institution to other schools that accept low utme cut off without post utme. E.g uniabuja

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 9:54pm On Mar 01, 2016

PilotOz:
LOL, thanks boss... 10 bottles of orijin.

congrats.

.. Where's that other guy sef. I can't remember his name

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Elxandre(m): 9:54pm On Mar 01, 2016

mokoshalb:
wat dre cut-off mark..?

200 of course.
He's just thinking of the aggregate hassle that will ensue during the admission.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by bawz012(m): 9:54pm On Mar 01, 2016

Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!
i scored 230!!!
Architecture Abu, here i come!!!!!!!!!

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by labodinho: 9:54pm On Mar 01, 2016

Emarck59:
pls labodinho help me check 65640370EF.....pretty pls

done.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Geofavor(m): 9:57pm On Mar 01, 2016

My modified score:

English = 81 cool

chemistry = 67

physics = 48

maths = 49..

Jamb should continue bribing us o. God dey. I know I did way above average in maths.

Anyway, half bread is better than none cheesy

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2016

NuelCrown:
Addition of 40marks.. Welcome development!.. But do u guys think it will be same do peeps that have not written?

here wanted to ask this.
With this new development, guys like edygistvilla that hasn't written yet by God's grace go vex thrash jamb for the suspense, anxiety and apprehensiveness they caused us

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by lekelistik: 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2016

Since jamb started only feel shared their scores now that they gave additional 40 marks everybody is suddenly testifying....Jamb should just keep adding 40 till d exams end

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2016

NuelCrown:
Addition of 40marks.. Welcome development!.. But do u guys think it will be same do peeps that have not written?

here wanted to ask this.
With this new development, guys like edygistvilla that hasn't written yet by God's grace go vex thrash jamb for the suspense, anxiety and apprehensiveness they caused us

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Slimzjoe(m): 9:58pm On Mar 01, 2016

Dahveydson:
Hey guys, please who wrote yesterday and had his/her result upgraded?

My brother just checked now and got 224 and he has been screaming that it's not his result because of what he got in chemistry - 47.

224

And he's Complaining? shocked

Kids this Days angry

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by HomoSapiien: 9:59pm On Mar 01, 2016

petux:

guy whats yhur jamb skore?. d u konfirm it online?

I haven't done mine tongue

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 01, 2016

bawz012:
Allahu Akbar!!!!!!!

i scored 230!!!

Architecture
Abu, here i come!!!!!!!!!

congratulations boss. Indeed God has fought the victory for us all. Congrats

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Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 01, 2016

I sat for my jamb exam on 27th and I did not receive any message from jamb. I decided to just forget about it and check online today and I saw "you cannot see your result because you were absent for the examination". I thumbprinted twice and did everything else I was supposed to do at my centre that day.
so please did anyone see the same thing and is there anything that I can do about it.
here is my reg no 66024211AJ, please can someone help me check.thank you in advance.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Tiffany1(f): 10:04pm On Mar 01, 2016

stevebent:
Hi. I tried calling you but there was no network signal over there. How was it? Are you in ib now? Seen your result yet?

Am back at ib, but have not seen my result

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by SirBlack999(m): 10:07pm On Mar 01, 2016

labodinho:
done.

pls help me reprint mine. Reg no. 65387405BC. Abeg

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:08pm On Mar 01, 2016

PilotOz:

Yes, why not!!! U guys are so favoured and lucky not to even witness the trauma of those outrageously low scores!!!! I wanna see 300 as subsequent scores... Like if u believe.

a jambite after spending all his time reading and reading and even rejected a job offer all because he needed to excel in the utme exams, he was so obsessed about jamb and covered all the topics in his four subjects, after his exams in which he attempted all questions perfectly, he got an sms from jamb, telling him his utme score is 140. He was so downcasted and went an hung himself (suicide things) as he couldnt withstand the trauma. Now he is dead and jamb just added 40 marks to every candidate. And his scores now elevated to 180 and the school he applied for needs a cut off mark of 180, and they have invited him for post utme examinations and he's already in the world of the dead (obio ekpo). What should he do?

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Luminary1(f): 10:10pm On Mar 01, 2016

Adeshizzy:

yeah..its the same here
I was transferred this morning
My previous centre was MgTI computer institute

Well, I assume they'll rectify the lapses prior to the exam day. angry

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Chinedujustin(m): 10:11pm On Mar 01, 2016

Ive never prepared for an exam like dis in my life. When I came out of DT hall i ws certain of nothing less than 280 or 300. The night after , I received d test result " jamb result 183" it was like I suld eat myself up. I woke up this morning with the intent that I had a Terrible dream or I no see d "1" very well. may be na "2". Checked again today's noon ...223. I'm grateful to God almighty. Have hope in God when all seems lost.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Luminary1(f): 10:12pm On Mar 01, 2016

SaintHephzibah:
a jambite after spending all his time reading and reading and even rejected a job offer all because he needed to excel in the utme exams, he was so obsessed about jamb and covered all the topics in his four subjects, after his exams in which he attempted all questions perfectly, he got an sms from jamb, telling him his utme score is 140. He was so downcasted and went an hung himself (suicide things) as he couldnt withstand the trauma. Now he is dead and jamb just added 40 marks to every candidate. And his scores now elevated to 180 and the school he applied for needs a cut off mark of 180, and they have invited him for post utme examinations and he's already in the world of the dead (obio ekpo). What should he do?

C'mon is this story of yours for real.

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by johnwizey: 10:12pm On Mar 01, 2016

Make una helep me praiseeeee the lord o.....259 ni mo gba o

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 01, 2016

Elxandre:

We shall find out tomorrow

I suspect JAMB will suspend the IRT stuff for now, because if mass failure is recorded, it could lead to them being scraped.

I'm sure Dibu isn't ready to dust his CV right now.

you just got a point there, he knows that if the greater percentage of the candidate lay their complaint to FG and they investigate him, he could lose his job and the money he earns from candidate's registration yearly. So he had to scrap off the worthless policy.
Conclusively, he did it for his own selfish interest and not out of piety for us

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by slimmybaarbie(f): 10:13pm On Mar 01, 2016

Rexyblaze, where are you?

Tobiee

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by mokoshalb(m): 10:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

SaintHephzibah:
a jambite after spending all his time reading and reading and even rejected a job offer all because he needed to excel in the utme exams, he was so obsessed about jamb and covered all the topics in his four subjects, after his exams in which he attempted all questions perfectly, he got an sms from jamb, telling him his utme score is 140. He was so downcasted and went an hung himself (suicide things) as he couldnt withstand the trauma. Now he is dead and jamb just added 40 marks to every candidate. And his scores now elevated to 180 and the school he applied for needs a cut off mark of 180, and they have invited him for post utme examinations and he's already in the world of the dead (obio ekpo). What should he do?

dont u have his phone number..? call him back..
LOL...

Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Nobody: 10:14pm On Mar 01, 2016

Tolutost:
Jesus has jst shown Anything is possible even wen u lose hope.............acceptjesus as ur saviour and guider and he will never dissapoint u....

you have said it all.
Indeed the heavenly Father hath given Him all powers in heaven and on earth, even jamb is under His feet. Come to Christ and also be wielded with success for all the whole earth belongs to Him

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