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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:18am On Mar 02, 2016
YOU ALL SHOULD TAKE NOTE OF THE NEXT PAGE PLEASE!

Today wants to be like yesterday but never would that be as I am fortified already
grin grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 6:23am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
hin no even no wia hin dey go sef? Katrine7 see d scammer wey talk sey hin won marry u o, hin dey disturb anoda woman wife for outside, but wait o hw u dey follow am talk sef, hin mouth no dey smell sepe if una dey talk?, na decent man lyk me go fit u o
grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by biotechshola(m): 6:28am On Mar 02, 2016
hardie14:
alaroka won gbadun olomi je kama gbadun make i give u shuga love. ife atoke lo pa kadara wa po. you are my king and am your only queen chiva. mmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhh love u from here to the moon and back. as you lie down in my arms tonite sleep beautifully .

How more caring can a wife be?
Ife mi owon.... Hop ur night was splendid just like mine...

Ojumo to mo wa leni, ojumo ire ni dear..

Catch ya later....mmwwaahhh!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:29am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
bros take it easy na, shey u dey correct d guy abi u dey embarrass am, why u dey carry anoda man language for head lyk bag of cement, oyinbo no sabi speak yoruba, Ibo or hausa na, u no even sabi read d tone of an expression sef nd u tink sey u don sabi book finish because if u read d tone u go know say na joke d guy dey, he repeated d statement to giv a clue to dat
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:36am On Mar 02, 2016
Kbs468:
Thanks Pressy and let me officially announce now that all citizens should watch out for tomorrow as we attempt to take our fun experiences here to a near climax


grin

Uwc bro.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:40am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
don't worry bro, BlizzydoDo didn't see this
dis my friend na alakoba o, why u go dey copy my wife for dis kyn tin na, u suppose know say na her cat wey no dey house make my rat dey do anyhow, all my control botton dey my blizzydoDo hand.. Jor makoba mi o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:41am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.

Gud mornings sir. Hope ur night is very sweater. Enjoyed your days.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 6:43am On Mar 02, 2016
drjoshua2000:
Please I have a question. A lady is working and she visits me, when she's going back she's expects me to give her transport. Is that the right thing? or is she being irresponsible?
It is the right thing to do and she is not in anyway being or trying to be irresponsible by indulging in the act of expecting finances for her transport and other things from you. Believe me when I say that for the sake of your integrity and respect as a man, you will want to make provision for that even though she has money in excess of amount and refuses to ask.

One of the tenet of power and influence is the ability to give generously. This brings down the guard of even the most difficult and suspicious people (When you read "48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene and "The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership" by John Maxwell you will understand more)

Believe me when I say that if you make it a habbit not to give her (when obviously she knows you have the capacity to do so) or in return, your relationship with her culminate to the extend where she began to finance you or the relationship without you reciprocating such gestures in greater proportion, then you have automatically with time transferred the driver's seat to her (Giving her the mandate to make decisions about the relationship, deciding where and when she goes, when she choses to see you or be answerable to you, which kind of company she keeps, and others).

When God says the man is the head, it is not only in DECISION MAKING, but also in handling FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES

Good Morning!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jaybiz007(m): 6:45am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
Man trouser I dey hail u o
grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Chinweukamaka(f): 6:47am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
Hmmmm,OMNIKNOWEST n as a GRADUATE u culdn't see from d tone of his expression, dat he was only trying to crack our ribs,y make a mountain out of a mole hill? Abegi chill
Gudmorning GC,hope u all slept well

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:00am On Mar 02, 2016
Kbs468:
Good Evening Citizens! I've really missed you guys and gals today oo, no thanks to the NL network against me and my b3 black out
Eyah. Ya welcm sha

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:01am On Mar 02, 2016
Kbs468:
Thanks Pressy and let me officially announce now that all citizens should watch out for tomorrow as we attempt to take our fun experiences here to a near climax
Hehehe cnt wait

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:02am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
Lmfao. I'm out
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:03am On Mar 02, 2016
OlaSalo:

I just hate this. You could have corrected the error without insulting the dude. You wanted to correct him and you started with him then shifted to his school. Are you claiming never to have made an error all your life? We just need to stop this idea of embarrassing someone who makes a mistake. Its high time we started acting mature.
As in en.....The tin tire me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:05am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
no mind d boy jare, d tin wey pain me pass be say na me help am write jamb dat year, e still dey owe me sef but wait, y dat one sef no fit speak pidgin or he sud av tried code mixing like me, English no compulsory na...........no b all of us sabi speak am because FELLED yen ti poju..... E plenty gan
Clown....Lol
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:07am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
u see man wey give u 48 points give u, u no ask am where e go use d remaining 52, abi u no know say na 100 points dey inside d book
Sssshhhh.....Our life our business by the way he's using it small small(lol)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:08am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:

It is the right thing to do and she is not in anyway being or trying to be irresponsible by indulging in the act of expecting finances for her transport and other things from you. Believe me when I say that for the sake of your integrity and respect as a man, you will want to make provision for that even though she has money in excess of amount and refuses to ask.

One of the tenet of power and influence is the ability to give generously. This brings down the guard of even the most difficult and suspicious people (When you read "48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene and "The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership" by John Maxwell you will understand more)

Believe me when I say that if you make it a habbit not to give her (when obviously she knows you have the capacity to do so) or in return, your relationship with her culminate to the extend where she began to finance you or the relationship without you reciprocating such gestures in greater proportion, then you have automatically with time transferred the driver's seat to her (Giving her the mandate to make decisions about the relationship, deciding where and when she goes, when she choses to see you or be answerable to you, which kind of company she keeps, and others).

When God says the man is the head, it is not only in DECISION MAKING, but also in handling FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES

Good Morning!

Wow ok. Thanks so much.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:10am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
haaaa! Egba mi, i tot BlizzydoDo had d best efo riro in town, ds guy don turn Shakespeare for midnight, d kind efo riro wey ds one chop, dem mix am with tortoise preeq, termite intestine and finally, some crushed toenails
Ewww, throw that shit away we dnt take that..... And by the way that's true love; we roll any day any tym that way dude...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by johndanny(m): 7:13am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:

It is the right thing to do and she is not in anyway being or trying to be irresponsible by indulging in the act of expecting finances for her transport and other things from you. Believe me when I say that for the sake of your integrity and respect as a man, you will want to make provision for that even though she has money in excess of amount and refuses to ask.

One of the tenet of power and influence is the ability to give generously. This brings down the guard of even the most difficult and suspicious people (When you read "48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene and "The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership" by John Maxwell you will understand more)

Believe me when I say that if you make it a habbit not to give her (when obviously she knows you have the capacity to do so) or in return, your relationship with her culminate to the extend where she began to finance you or the relationship without you reciprocating such gestures in greater proportion, then you have automatically with time transferred the driver's seat to her (Giving her the mandate to make decisions about the relationship, deciding where and when she goes, when she choses to see you or be answerable to you, which kind of company she keeps, and others).

When God says the man is the head, it is not only in DECISION MAKING, but also in handling FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES

Good Morning!
2 million like... Why u no go be Pastor at once na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:18am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

But come to think of it, where are these people?
Amodu
DTOBS
missevey
missoyin
spinxytinxy
shammak
IghraweIG (abeg your name na 7 Credit Unit course grin)
BoboLIL
misschubby
JaneJoanJohn
Yannabasse
Rukkyola
BlizzyDodo (I hope right)
Fraih
Others I dey try to remember their Monikers
U Na good morning o, journalist award no be here....Anyway I have not bin seeing my fwend(SC31)here again, wetin do her?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:20am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Actually, 'felled' isn't wrong; it's only wrong in the context in which it was used.
E.g The Tree was 'felled' last week.
NB: 'Felled' is only pardonable if and only if it's used in the context of 'tree cutting'.
Now, be that as it may, dia r 1001 ways u could have used to correct that 'goof' instead of insulting the person in question. That's ungentlemanly. Meanwhile, no one's a repository of knowledge, and 'just' one goof isn't enough to cast aspersions on someone's ingenuity. It's as though u're moving from the priori to the aposteriori(sorry for the technical terms).
1000likes....Yu owe no one apology
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 7:29am On Mar 02, 2016
Qutyjoice:

1000likes....Yu owe no one apology

Thanks ma'am. Gutten morgen.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:30am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Actually, 'felled' isn't wrong; it's only wrong in the context in which it was used.
E.g The Tree was 'felled' last week.
NB: 'Felled' is only pardonable if and only if it's used in the context of 'tree cutting'.
Now, be that as it may, dia r 1001 ways u could have used to correct that 'goof' instead of insulting the person in question. That's ungentlemanly. Meanwhile, no one's a repository of knowledge, and 'just' one goof isn't enough to cast aspersions on someone's ingenuity. It's as though u're moving from the priori to the aposteriori(sorry for the technical terms).

Book Don scatter this one head finish. Na so Okotie and Obayagbon take start oh. It's like you studied law or something close. Keep it up

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 7:34am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
*Listening to james brown "it's a man's world"*
**
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

in order to ease the tension at my home with beckytee, i have made the following resolutions:
1) to tender an unreserve apology to my wife. so, beckytee i'm singing Akon's sorry put the blame on me.
2) to dissociate myself from bad influence and my drinking gang. so fraiser and jubrealguy should take not.
3) to go home immediately after work. no more branching of spixytinxy shop.
4) to associate maself with responsible married men like amodu, oyehomie and co.
5) that my TGIF clubbing will be done alongside beckytee.

thanks all for ya understanding.
signed abbeyunique2
hmmm! all this cos of me, indeed u are the best husby in the whole universe. just hoping its not an empty resolution ooo.... gudmorning sweety, how was your night. divorce cancelled
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 7:40am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
lol, what is more embarrassing is you giving more supremacy to another man's language. i know you are the type that speaks english during your family meetings. i don't blame you though, i blame the white men.would u say the same thing to a chinese man that he goofed? did you know that many Yoruba peeps nowadays can't read or write in yoruba language fluently?
Let me end this by picking a line from Bob marley's redemption song
*Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, no one but ourselves can free our minds*

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:48am On Mar 02, 2016
Guys would you all stop the shi going on here
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MemphisDepay(m): 7:48am On Mar 02, 2016
Morning peeps
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:49am On Mar 02, 2016
Flamingsword, oya apologize for your attack immediately
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CaptainKool15(m): 7:51am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

lol, what is more embarrassing is you giving more supremacy to another man's language. i know you are the type that speaks english during your family meetings. i don't blame you though, i blame the white men.would u say the same thing to a chinese man that he goofed? did you know that many Yoruba peeps nowadays can't read or write in yoruba language fluently?
Let me end this by picking a line from Bob marley's redemption song
*Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, no one but ourselves can free our minds*

Well said..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 7:51am On Mar 02, 2016
Beckytee:

hmmm! all this cos of me, indeed u are the best husby in the whole universe. just hoping its not an empty resolution ooo.... gudmorning sweety, how was your night. divorce cancelled
I cnt wait to watch out 4 yu both
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 7:51am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
okay egbon adugbo toh sure, awon eleyi, awon ti won fi rake ya irun, apari to n ge gallas. No sh!t bro, i gallant, no worry......... I go find one small chikito wey go just dey hep u rub body if madam don go her every Friday vigil............. Dnt thank me, one good turn deserves another
no ooo rub my body ke? My body na for my wife alone o, d only place wey free wey she go fit rub na my beard nd d back of my neck o, still on still sha omo daadaa ni eh, wagbayi btw good morni, hw ur nyt was?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:53am On Mar 02, 2016
Atleast Folabibret has done something similar to what I would have passed across to say nobody is an Island of knowledge and besides he could be trying to be humorous in his presentation you know.

By the way, welcome to our world.

Cc
Flamingsword1

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