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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:53am On Mar 02, 2016
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC


A 16 (GOLDEN CITY) AWARDS


Following the observation that we all would soon desert this Great and awesome city for OUR INDIVIDUAL STATES OF POSTING ON OUR CULs , thus turning this Republic into an Island with scanty citizens returning as guest to their own land as the result and implication of our adventurous sojourn to the Nigerian Nation in the name of Humanitarian service.

In the light of the above, we now deemed it fit for us to recognize and appreciate the monikers that the made things worked and also made the republic thick in the course of our waiting, seeking and anticipating positive, soothing relief and responses to our mind blowing and pressure rising questions and questionaires by HUMOROUSLY HONOURING THEM.

So, in trying to make it open and fair enough, We hereby call on you all citizens to nominate [color=#990000]4 monikers between now and 9:00 am tomorrow morning Who would serve as the steering committee members along side Mr President LogoDWhiz and myself of a 3-phase fun-filled experiences lined up for your delight with the award ceremony coming up first.[/color]

Note: YOU ARE TO NOMINATE THE MONIKERS AND copy me

eg
1abc

2 def

3 ghi

4 jkl

cc
Kbs468


Note:You have between now and 9:00 am tomorrow morning for your nominations to remain valid

So, comply accordingly as the stake holder that you are. grin

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 7:56am On Mar 02, 2016
flamingsword1:

'felled'? just imagine the kind of graduates some of our institutions produce. how can a graduate not know that you do not need to add 'ed' to 'fell' whether in the past or present tense. Hmm. its embarrassing.
Hope your first degree was a 1st class? Anything short of that,then it's more embarrassing on your path.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 7:56am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
haaaa! Egba mi, i tot BlizzydoDo had d best efo riro in town, ds guy don turn Shakespeare for midnight, d kind efo riro wey ds one chop, dem mix am with tortoise preeq, termite intestine and finally, some crushed toenails
no dey mix tinx togeda o, na only my wife blizzydoDo God giv d gift of original efo riro for dis city o, others are learner
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by MemphisDepay(m): 7:57am On Mar 02, 2016
wittyemi:
Hope your first degree was a 1st class? Anything short of that,then it's more embarrassing on your path.
don't mind the dude. Lol

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:00am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

But come to think of it, where are these people?
Amodu
DTOBS
missevey
missoyin
spinxytinxy
shammak
IghraweIG (abeg your name na 7 Credit Unit course grin)
BoboLIL
misschubby
JaneJoanJohn
Yannabasse
Rukkyola
BlizzyDodo (I hope right)
Fraih
Others I dey try to remember their Monikers
my main man I dey doff my cap to u o, hw was ur morni goin? No vex about d greetinx wey I no reply yesterday, I don crash already by dat tym, hope SC31 is doin fyn? I dey miss her plenty
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:02am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Actually, 'felled' isn't wrong; it's only wrong in the context in which it was used.
E.g The Tree was 'felled' last week.
NB: 'Felled' is only pardonable if and only if it's used in the context of 'tree cutting'.
Now, be that as it may, dia r 1001 ways u could have used to correct that 'goof' instead of insulting the person in question. That's ungentlemanly. Meanwhile, no one's a repository of knowledge, and 'just' one goof isn't enough to cast aspersions on someone's ingenuity. It's as though u're moving from the priori to the aposteriori(sorry for the technical terms).
menh! I been dey tink say I sabi buk bfor o, na wen I enter dis city na hin I know say I b learner

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:05am On Mar 02, 2016
Beckytee:

hmmm! all this cos of me, indeed u are the best husby in the whole universe. just hoping its not an empty resolution ooo.... gudmorning sweety, how was your night. divorce cancelled
empty ke! i told you i would do everything for you.
my night was cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:08am On Mar 02, 2016
drjoshua2000:
Please I have a question. A lady is working and she visits me, when she's going back she expects me to give her transport. Is that the right thing? or is she being irresponsible?
my guy if she dey work nd she get morney, why u go dey worry ursef again? You won dey use spoon put water for inside sea? God don give u ur own green pasture b dat
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:09am On Mar 02, 2016
drjoshua2000:


Book Don scatter this one head finish. Na so Okotie and Obayagbon take start oh. It's like you studied law or something close. Keep it up

Well, sire, I jus' be one sumol boy like dat o. Thanks for the compliment.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:10am On Mar 02, 2016
Kbs468:
Atleast Folabibret has done something similar to what I would have passed across to say nobody is an Island of knowledge and besides he could be trying to be humorous in his presentation you know.

By the way, welcome to our world.

Cc
Flamingsword1

@Kbs48, once again, u've exhibited the qualities of an exemplar. Keep it up.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:13am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
menh! I been dey tink say I sabi buk bfor o, na wen I enter dis city na hin I know say I b learner

Fraiser baba, bone all those girama ede geesi o. U sef na baddo nau. And, one more thing, nor be grammar dem dey take do am o. *in Davido's voice* Owo ni koko.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:19am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
my guy if she dey work nd she get morney, why u go dey worry ursef again? You won dey use spoon put water for inside sea? God don give u ur own green pasture b dat
Wrong.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:23am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Fraiser baba, bone all those girama ede geesi o. U sef na baddo nau. And, one more thing, nor be grammar dem dey take do am o. *in Davido's voice* Owo ni koko.
abi wetin concern me with Oyinbo, biko yem'ego jare
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:26am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

abi wetin concern me with Oyinbo, biko yem'ego jare
Na so shiaman mi. Kilonbo? How Lasgidi?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by OlaSalo(m): 8:26am On Mar 02, 2016
drjoshua2000:


Book Don scatter this one head finish. Na so Okotie and Obayagbon take start oh. It's like you studied law or something close. Keep it up

He actually studied English. #TeamGreatIfe #WeRock
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:27am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
my guy if she dey work nd she get morney, why u go dey worry ursef again? You won dey use spoon put water for inside sea? God don give u ur own green pasture b dat
nah, he is the man and it is his responsibility as a man. even if i marry funmilayo alakija, i would still give her money for food.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:29am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:
Na so shiaman mi. Kilonbo? How Lasgidi?
we gather dey jare btw, i be IB boy.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:30am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:

It is the right thing to do and she is not in anyway being or trying to be irresponsible by indulging in the act of expecting finances for her transport and other things from you. Believe me when I say that for the sake of your integrity and respect as a man, you will want to make provision for that even though she has money in excess of amount and refuses to ask.

One of the tenet of power and influence is the ability to give generously. This brings down the guard of even the most difficult and suspicious people (When you read "48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene and "The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership" by John Maxwell you will understand more)

Believe me when I say that if you make it a habbit not to give her (when obviously she knows you have the capacity to do so) or in return, your relationship with her culminate to the extend where she began to finance you or the relationship without you reciprocating such gestures in greater proportion, then you have automatically with time transferred the driver's seat to her (Giving her the mandate to make decisions about the relationship, deciding where and when she goes, when she choses to see you or be answerable to you, which kind of company she keeps, and others).

When God says the man is the head, it is not only in DECISION MAKING, but also in handling FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES

Good Morning!
crobboy u still dey follow acient protocol at dis 21st century, women no too dey lyk over nice guys o, just b 40% nice nd 60% naughty bfor u know she go luv u 100%, otherwise she go just dey collect ur money go give dat bad boy for outside nd she go giv am all her heart join sef
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by OlaSalo(m): 8:31am On Mar 02, 2016
Kbs468:
Flamingsword, oya apologize for your attack immediately
Not only Flamingsword bro, some other nincompoops also embarrassed the guy. I felt so bad seeing supposedly mature minds sly another niggie over verb error. Its so disheartening. The guy who goofed has not said anything since yesterday, obviously he's feeling intimidated. We need to overlook some things in order to grow. No one is above mistake, we are all under it.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:36am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

we gather dey jare
btw, i be IB boy.

Ehen, Ibadan mesiogo, omo. Ajegbin yo, omo a fi toro shebo, omo. Afi ikarhun foorimu, Ibadan kuure o, ni'le Oluyole, nibi Ole ngbe jare olohu...

Nywei, dia waz dis post of urs whereby u mentioned Agege or sm'n like dat. Na why me bin dey reason say na Gidi boy u be. Ehn, ko si werey nau. Iyi e po baba mi.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2016
wittyemi:
Wrong.
oya right am I dey listen, dont b a learner baba
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:38am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Fraiser baba, bone all those girama ede geesi o. U sef na baddo nau. And, one more thing, nor be grammar dem dey take do am o. *in Davido's voice* Owo ni koko.
lol... Na true u talk o, oyinbo o jawo mo, ATM card ti take over
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:39am On Mar 02, 2016
OlaSalo:


He actually studied English. #TeamGreatIfe #WeRock

Oya! Awon taatan Great Ife de.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 8:39am On Mar 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
Good Morning People of Golden City. I bring you greetings from my home wife (SC31).

Una nor even come dey send person again sef. WHAT I DO?

cc:
LogoDWhiz (The only Leader 4 GC wey no get part two)
Kbs468 ( GC & NL Database with Terabyte Memory)
Fraiser (The man wey sabi comot talk from nowhere)
hardie14 (This fine and meek chikala)
Abbeyunique2 (Correct guy wey sabi patronise people)
Oyehomie (My own paddy wey dey back me up)
Jubrealguy (This man wey sabi mix wey wey)
Qutyjoice (This Pwetty new Journalist)
and others I dey see around

Na una new parol for this month be dis Dearis God O!

??
Padi mi...gud am o..i'm glad u re here again with dat ur big word-belly...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:42am On Mar 02, 2016
FolabiBret:


Ehen, Ibadan mesiogo, omo. Ajegbin yo, omo a fi toro shebo, omo. Afi ikarhun foorimu, Ibadan kuure o, ni'le Oluyole, nibi Ole ngbe jare olohu...

Nywei, dia waz dis post of urs whereby u mentioned Agege or sm'n like dat. Na why me bin dey reason say na Gidi boy u be. Ehn, ko si werey nau. Iyi e po baba mi.
Chai ori mi ti wu, oya go madam spixytinxy and drink anything drinkable.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 8:42am On Mar 02, 2016
jubrealguy:
haaaa! Egba mi, i tot BlizzydoDo had d best efo riro in town, ds guy don turn Shakespeare for midnight, d kind efo riro wey ds one chop, dem mix am with tortoise preeq, termite intestine and finally, some crushed toenails
Ds won that u re jst attacking everybody frm all angles ehnnn...it is a gift only tru love can bring out....efo riro nah taboo? Yoruba nd ds dere mind.....?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:43am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

nah, he is the man and it is his responsibility as a man. even if i marry funmilayo alakija, i would still give her money for food.
Chai, dont tell me na u dey talk dis kyn tin o, e b lyk say u neva sabi d kyn film wey woman dey act, my guy let me tell u d truth, if u too nice she go just dey tell her friends say u too boring, my guy dont b a learner
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dejiconde(m): 8:45am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
e no easy make woman wey person take lyk mount everest dey take person lyk sheet of paper ni o
nah werin u fink abi... oju e loma se
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Abbeyunique2(m): 8:47am On Mar 02, 2016
Fraiser:
Chai, dont tell me na u dey talk dis kyn tin o, e b lyk say u neva sabi d kyn film wey woman dey act, my guy let me tell u d truth, if u too nice she go just dey tell her friends say u too boring, my guy dont b a learner
Don't generalize
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by FolabiBret(m): 8:48am On Mar 02, 2016
@ d earlier posted Oriki ibadan.

*Ikarahun(Shell)
*Olohun (owner)
Meanwhile, @Flamings1, I would not entirely blame him for his conduct(which many have considered gross). There's something called Grammar Pedantry Syndrome---It's an offshoot of the 'Obsessive Compulsive Syndrome' in neuro-psychology. It wells-up a drive for perfection in people; thereby turning them into 'pedants'--perfectionists.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 8:48am On Mar 02, 2016
OlaSalo:

Not only Flamingsword bro, some other [b]nincompoops[/b]also embarrassed the guy. I felt so bad seeing supposedly mature minds sly another niggie over verb error. Its so disheartening. The guy who goofed has not said anything since yesterday, obviously he's feeling intimidated. We need to overlook some things in order to grow. No one is above mistake, we are all under it.
grin grin grin grin
But you have also toed their line of thought too by the use of the word emboldened above. Or is it me that is missing something?

Pls all, we don't need all these. Besides a much more fun filled festivities is underway and I would soon unveil it to us all.

My phone actually began acting funny from where it stopped yesterday but trust me, I would overcome it and you all can re-visit this very page and it shall also be quoted in subsequent pages.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 8:50am On Mar 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

we gather dey jare
btw, i be IB boy.
omo ibadan oya let make I sing qdot song for u... Oke n be nibadan o, idi n be nibadan o, oke arere oke mopo, e ma je ko dija, olosho yapa ni bodija...

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