₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
*Entry with a frowned no nonsense face nd arrogant face* Gud evenin every citizens of dis city most especially members of my immidate family, their is no doubt I got angered today on a very trivial issue as some pple would say, yes datz true I didnt regret it, I wish to categorically say dat despite my friendliness nd ready to flex wit everybody nature, I get annoyed at d slightest provocation, u just hav to understand dat is my nature, but wot I regreted is d fact dat I made u guys to hav wrong assumption of d reason for my anger, *abeg make I switch to d language wey I sabi so dat I go fit relate well* first of all I tank God say we no dey physical contact wen d itch happen, otherwise heavy punches nd broken botu for don dey fly for air lyk butterfly, dis one no b lack of maturity matter or too much ogogoro, I nor dey take nonsense, u fuc.k up I treat am sharpally, you jega me, I orubebe u sharp sharp dat one no go stop our frendship, enh enh as I dey talk dey go, many pple go tink say I dey para because I won make dem giv me award by fire by force no b so o, den never even mention award wen i don dey talk my talk for dis city, nd all my talk no dey motivated by any award, wetin vex me b say I hate make person dey authoritatively tell me yes wen I say no, dis happen yesterday wen kbs468 dey tell me say either I lyk it or not I must to green, if no green I must yellow or make I brown, dat tin vex me bur I just lay low. na since dat yesterday I don dey watch am I don make up my mind say I go change am for am wen e com up wit d issue of nomination today because as I dey I no sabi pretend, I no sabi form maturity, u do anyhow I para for u I no get tym. Dat one still dey, d wey LogoDwhiz com dey follow me relate wit maturity com dey vex me more. I just tank God sey we nor dey d same place today both of us for don dey collect treatment for d nearby clinic, I no go fit treat am lyk dat sha base on d position wey hin dey. Somtyms I wonder which friends nd family go make sense pass una for dis city, as I dey I don sacrife many tinx for una, no prouding matter, na fact I dey talk. I nor fit count d no of nyt fud wey I don skip because I won keep up wit una, my friends nd my pple for house sef no dey see my face for ground again, na me nd my phone everywia, why we suppose to dey fyt again? Anyway me just see all dos para as normal tin sha because as teeth nd tougue close reach den dey para giv demsefs somtyms.Make una no talk sey my preaching too much o, naso I dey get inspirixu if I don take 5 botus of regal drygin chock body. So because of dis gbege wey don happen I won first tender my ogbonge apology to 3 peoples, me, myself nd I for gettin angry in d first place, secondly I won tender my sincere apology to my two sisters, fraih nd qutyjoice, nd my beautiful wife blizzydoDo nd all my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie. I also won tell LogoDwhiz nd kbs468 make den bone d matter make everytin just dey lyk dat bur I no go fit give dem apology now because small small vex still dey sip aromatic schenapps for inside my mind, to all my padis for dis city if I don fall una hand abeg make una try put d hand for where e suppose dey o bfor dem lawma pple com pick dem throway for inside dustbin. To all d ogbonge citizens I doff my cap in d british style. Oya spixytinxy pack botus come outside make everybody dey flex, dey happiness because d kasala don finish. All d bills on my next month salary. Thank you all for listening to my jam talk.

Shammak:
Hey fam... I gotta ask a question.. This question been bothering me since ni fah..

Abeg, this one that everywhere is hot, could it be that the trumpet has sounded and no one in Naija made it



Good pm

Shammak:
Here i am bae... i'm all yours

Sweetheart, words are not enough to say how much I missed you
Just tell me we need to enter the inner room.

SlyphN:
I'm SlyphN
Unn graduate, a proud Super Lioness,lol* I really roar with pride* dept of Accountancy, A16.

Fraih:
Fraiser,
We still need to talk.
Jeka Wole lo

LudaChriz:
Yea... Let me officially sign in here!
I knw is late already but it can never be too late.

LudaChriz, proudly ZIKITE, Economics


Abj, Oyo, Kaduna, Akwa Ibom in that order


Pls let the cuties welcome me, I like them cute

Kbs468:
GREAT CITIZENS

Well, I must say I salute you all for your wonderful comments and contributions in terms of keeping the ball of our normal day to day activities rolling inspite of the 'perceived' controversy that the [color=#006600]A 16 ([color=#990000]GOLDEN CITY [/color]) AWARDS' steering committee membership have generated throughout the day.[/color]

Let me however, make certain clarification here, although it might not be necessary but for the benefit of Master Fraiser that he actually misunderstood me frankly else he wouldn't have had the cause of using the phrase '[color=#990000]Fake maturity'on me because when Fraih first raised eyebrow about the clause on being a steering committee member with regards to being an Awardee too, an observation being corroborated by AbbeyUnique2 when he asked Nathoneal same question following the latter's listing of active monikers in Golden City as well as Jubrealguy's imput that turned everybody into being rhetorical of Fraih's earlier poser that also made LogoDWhiz called on my attention seeking my view on the trending question begging for answer, I did eventually said that a separate category of Awards shall be made for the steering committee members, 4 of which are to be nominated by all and sundry, of which the final list of 6 shall include the both of us in a 3-phase fun-filled experiences lined up for your delight as we take our rapour, chats, discussions and deliberation to a near climax pending when we shall vacat GC to our various STATES OF POSTING ON OUR CULS and only to return here as guest on our own land once in a while.[/color]

And to me, there is nothing wrong with that at all, besides I take everything as jokes anyway and everything that had transpired so far has actually helped in one way or the other in making the original idea behind the digression of our fun catching experiences here as one great family a huge success.

I hereby challenge everyone to act now in such a way that when we get to meet one another one-on-one if we have not met before, we would react like seeing and meeting our secondary school friends and folks

GOD BLESS US ALL GRACIOUSLY TO HIS SATISFACTION.

ONCE AGAIN, THE STEERING COMMITTEE MEMBERSHIP HAS RISEN TO 4 AND I STILL BELIEVE THAT WE COULD IMPROVE UPON THAT FIGURE B4 10:00 pm TONIGHT.

labienyce:
I smell incest

Abbeyunique2:
oga madam dey leave and she no too like me to dey drink

SMartins1:
I just dey, dey reason the Hot weather. wbu?

Fraiser:
Baba if u lyk speak english from here to london, use mrs fraiser for me instead of master fraiser, iyen o kanye menh! I no send u, u fuc.k up lyk dis, I clear u sharpally no tym, me no dey look uche face. D tym wen d matter hot wen everybody dey talk, u pretend lyk say u no see am, now wen every tin don go u just com back to dey speak in parable so dat den go giv u a round of applause abi nd see me as d cog in d wheel, me no dey for all dos woman attitude o, you better grow up man, all dis wont take u anywia my broda

Now, twinnie, this is what Ion like to read. This isnt fresh!!! Can you please stop it already.

Beckytee:
Welcome to the city of love, how was ur jony down here,hope not too stressful. what should we offer you? oya madam Spixitinzy com give our visitor anytin him ask for oooo, on the account of me

LogoDWhiz:
Spixytinxy, how tonight go be?

Goatmeat peppersoup dey?

Fraiser:
*Entry with a frowned no nonsense face nd arrogant face* Gud evenin every citizens of dis city most especially members of my immidate family, their is no doubt I got angered today on a very trivial issue as some pple would say, yes datz true I didnt regret it, I wish to categorically say dat despite my friendliness nd ready to flex wit everybody nature, I get annoyed at d slightest provocation, u just hav to understand dat is my nature, but wot I regreted is d fact dat I made u guys to hav wrong assumption of d reason for my anger, *abeg make I switch to d language wey I sabi so dat I go fit relate well* first of all I tank God say we no dey physical contact wen d itch happen, otherwise heavy punches nd broken botu for don dey fly for air lyk butterfly, dis one no b lack of maturity matter or too much ogogoro, I nor dey take nonsense, u fuc.k up I treat am sharpally, you jega me, I orubebe u sharp sharp dat one no go stop our frendship, enh enh as I dey talk dey go, many pple go tink say I dey para because I won make dem giv me award by fire by force no b so o, den never even mention award wen i don dey talk my talk for dis city, nd all my talk no dey motivated by any award, wetin vex me b say I hate make person dey authoritatively tell me yes wen I say no, dis happen yesterday wen kbs468 dey tell me say either I lyk it or not I must to green, if no green I must yellow or make I brown, dat tin vex me bur I just lay low. na since dat yesterday I don dey watch am I don make up my mind say I go change am for am wen e com up wit d issue of nomination today because as I dey I no sabi pretend, I no sabi form maturity, u do anyhow I para for u I no get tym. Dat one still dey, d wey LogoDwhiz com dey follow me relate wit maturity com dey vex me more. I just tank God sey we nor dey d same place today both of us for don dey collect treatment for d nearby clinic, I no go fit treat am lyk dat sha base on d position wey hin dey. Somtyms I wonder which friends nd family go make sense pass una for dis city, as I dey I don sacrife many tinx for una, no prouding matter, na fact I dey talk. I nor fit count d no of nyt fud wey I don skip because I won keep up wit una, my friends nd my pple for house sef no dey see my face for ground again, na me nd my phone everywia, why we suppose to dey fyt again? Anyway me just see all dos para as normal tin sha because as teeth nd tougue close reach den dey para giv demsefs somtyms.Make una no talk sey my preaching too much o, naso I dey get inspirixu if I don take 5 botus of regal drygin chock body. So because of dis gbege wey don happen I won first tender my ogbonge apology to 3 peoples, me, myself nd I for gettin angry in d first place, secondly I won tender my sincere apology to my two sisters, fraih nd qutyjoice, nd my beautiful wife blizzydoDo nd all my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie. I also won tell LogoDwhiz nd kbs468 make den bone d matter make everytin just dey lyk dat bur I no go fit give dem apology now because small small vex still dey sip aromatic schenapps for inside my mind, to all my padis for dis city if I don fall una hand abeg make una try put d hand for where e suppose dey o bfor dem lawma pple com pick dem throway for inside dustbin. To all d ogbonge citizens I doff my cap in d british style. Oya spixytinxy pack botus come outside make everybody dey flex, dey happiness because d kasala don finish. All d bills on my next month salary. Thank you all for listening to my jam talk.

spixytinxy:
beeni oooo, goatmeat pepper soup go yapa

LudaChriz:
Wow... That's soo luvly of u bae!


Well, my journey down here has been very smooth. Though I hav been on ghost mode for sometimes but I decided to brake the jinx today.


Madam Spixitinzy am waiting for u o

Fraiser:
Menh! See gobe, I was away for few ours, I came back nd I have to read lyk 13 pages bfor catching up, no tank to d idea of award nomination wey kbs468 bring o, everybody come put more effort, love come dey hot more... Race for best couple... Wetin come surprise me pass b say all our no nonsense guys wit stern attitude bfor don turn commedian emmergencily, clown come full city... E no easy to win best comic sha..., our teetotalers don turn sudden drinkers, no b small somtin o, spixytinxy abeg dey expect more traffic dis days o, make u go load ur chop wit all d latest brand of sepe, I no guys go vex go charge today, fingers go com dey fast on keyboard. As for me nd my family members fraih, blizzydoDo, shammak, qutyjoice nd oyehomie we nor dey do committee members o. We too won chop award lyk kilichi, Concern pple shud take note

Fraiser:
Baba if u lyk speak english from here to london, use mrs fraiser for me instead of master fraiser, iyen o kanye menh! I no send u, u fuc.k up lyk dis, I clear u sharpally no tym, me no dey look uche face. D tym wen d matter hot wen everybody dey talk, u pretend lyk say u no see am, now wen every tin don go u just com back to dey speak in parable so dat den go giv u a round of applause abi nd see me as d cog in d wheel, me no dey for all dos woman attitude o, you better grow up man, all dis wont take u anywia my broda

LogoDWhiz:
Chai.
I'm in for a treat tonight.

Since First Lady has refused to take care of me and left me unattended to, I have to take care of myself.

Don't worry, i'll turn up with a damsel

spixytinxy:
no lele nigbayen, shld I reserve table for u

Beckytee:
Welcome to the city of love, how was ur jony down here,hope not too stressful. what should we offer you? oya madam Spixitinzy com give our visitor anytin him ask for oooo, on the account of me

Fraih:
Now, twinnie, this is what Ion like to read. This isnt fresh!!! Can you please stop it already.

Beckytee:
Welcome to the city of love, how was ur jony down here,hope not too stressful. what should we offer you? oya madam Spixitinzy com give our visitor anytin him ask for oooo, on the account of me

Kbs468:
No no continue pls. Atleast you can challenge wittyemi for the Sir Patrick Obahiogbon's legacy award.

But it must be meaningful and pass every grammatical Concordial construct

LogoDWhiz:
Sure.

mschubby:
I miss you too darling!!!! hope u 're good?