₦airaland Forum

Abbeyunique2:
Spixytinxy don miss kunu with osogbo weed.

y u dey lie for my head, na delta weed I put nd not osogbo weed

hardie14:
the AC is on full blast and twas damn too cold dor me. but the others will have none of it saying the weather is tooo hot.
na so i dey jejely suffer in the cold oo and kent leave.

pele dear

IghravweIG:
Thanks boss.

Me Neva even buy chinchin sef.
By my area, u mean delta ba?

lol, yea delta.

Fraiser:
*Entry with a frowned no nonsense face nd arrogant face* Gud evenin every citizens of dis city most especially members of my immidate family, their is no doubt I got angered today on a very trivial issue as some pple would say, yes datz true I didnt regret it, I wish to categorically say dat despite my friendliness nd ready to flex wit everybody nature, I get annoyed at d slightest provocation, u just hav to understand dat is my nature, but wot I regreted is d fact dat I made u guys to hav wrong assumption of d reason for my anger, *abeg make I switch to d language wey I sabi so dat I go fit relate well* first of all I tank God say we no dey physical contact wen d itch happen, otherwise heavy punches nd broken botu for don dey fly for air lyk butterfly, dis one no b lack of maturity matter or too much ogogoro, I nor dey take nonsense, u fuc.k up I treat am sharpally, you jega me, I orubebe u sharp sharp dat one no go stop our frendship, enh enh as I dey talk dey go, many pple go tink say I dey para because I won make dem giv me award by fire by force no b so o, den never even mention award wen i don dey talk my talk for dis city, nd all my talk no dey motivated by any award, wetin vex me b say I hate make person dey authoritatively tell me yes wen I say no, dis happen yesterday wen kbs468 dey tell me say either I lyk it or not I must to green, if no green I must yellow or make I brown, dat tin vex me bur I just lay low. na since dat yesterday I don dey watch am I don make up my mind say I go change am for am wen e com up wit d issue of nomination today because as I dey I no sabi pretend, I no sabi form maturity, u do anyhow I para for u I no get tym. Dat one still dey, d wey LogoDwhiz com dey follow me relate wit maturity com dey vex me more. I just tank God sey we nor dey d same place today both of us for don dey collect treatment for d nearby clinic, I no go fit treat am lyk dat sha base on d position wey hin dey. Somtyms I wonder which friends nd family go make sense pass una for dis city, as I dey I don sacrife many tinx for una, no prouding matter, na fact I dey talk. I nor fit count d no of nyt fud wey I don skip because I won keep up wit una, my friends nd my pple for house sef no dey see my face for ground again, na me nd my phone everywia, why we suppose to dey fyt again? Anyway me just see all dos para as normal tin sha because as teeth nd tougue close reach den dey para giv demsefs somtyms.Make una no talk sey my preaching too much o, naso I dey get inspirixu if I don take 5 botus of regal drygin chock body. So because of dis gbege wey don happen I won first tender my ogbonge apology to 3 peoples, me, myself nd I for gettin angry in d first place, secondly I won tender my sincere apology to my two sisters, fraih nd qutyjoice, nd my beautiful wife blizzydoDo nd all my inlaws shammak nd oyehomie. I also won tell LogoDwhiz nd kbs468 make den bone d matter make everytin just dey lyk dat bur I no go fit give dem apology now because small small vex still dey sip aromatic schenapps for inside my mind, to all my padis for dis city if I don fall una hand abeg make una try put d hand for where e suppose dey o bfor dem lawma pple com pick dem throway for inside dustbin. To all d ogbonge citizens I doff my cap in d british style. Oya spixytinxy pack botus come outside make everybody dey flex, dey happiness because d kasala don finish. All d bills on my next month salary. Thank you all for listening to my jam talk.

Egbon mi of life, correct Street gang......Anyway apology accepted(We love yu)

Kbs468:
Hahahaha
Fraiser, honestly, I would advised that you withdraw the assumption that my comment of IF YOU NO GREEN, YOU GO YELLOW BY FORCE. BETTER STILL, YOU GO TURN BROWN BY THE TIME SUN HITS YOU as being the cause of your anger.

I mean, if I remember very well, I actually said it in Hausa dialect and you promptly said so na Hausa guy I b sef. Abeg who understands Hausa? I immediately tried relaying the Hause infusion to the above English/pidgin translation.

And even you yourself knows that I made that statement out of JOKE AROUND the entire point of discuss, except if you want to deny it. And even your protest of denouncing your nomination yesterday was taken as a Joke too by me, else

I would have just Skip your moniker too just like I did to OlaSola when he did appreciatively stand down his nomination by Folabibret.

AND, PLS PLS, YOU OWE ME NO APOLOGY WHATSOEVER, BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WRONGED ME IN ANY WAY AND I NEITHER HAD NOR FELT GRUDGE AGAINST YOU AND YOUR PERSON, ABOVE ALL, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU ACTUALLY OPENED UP TO WHAT WENT WRONG THAT CAUSED YOU A SERIOUS CAUSE FOR CONCERN WHICH I FELT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE YESTERDAY AND I WOULD HAVE SWIFTLY APOLOGIZED RATHER THAN MAKING IT BELATED .

I hereby say I am sorry for whatever way I might have upset you, pls forgive me

alryt baba e don finish b dat, na wetin me dey talk b dis, make we reason togeda as man to man, nd not as parables to proverb. we nor b woman na, I sincerely tender my apologies too for any harsh statement hav made. sorry for relatin wit u in pidgin na my mother tongue b dat. If for say u dey botu now, na carry den go carry both of us go house today from spixytinxy shop

LudaChriz:
Yea... Let me officially sign in here! I knw is late already but it can never be too late.
LudaChriz, proudly ZIKITE, Economics

Abj, Oyo, Kaduna, Akwa Ibom in that order

Pls let the cuties welcome me, I like them cute

Ya welcome bro

I bin fear o wen u start your lamentation, na wetin make me no te ori si o, anyways we are one@fraiser

wittyemi:
The longest post I v ever consciously read on NL.

I guess dat shud b anoda record

Fraiser:
Baba if u lyk speak english from here to london, use mrs fraiser for me instead of master fraiser, iyen o kanye menh! I no send u, u fuc.k up lyk dis, I clear u sharpally no tym, me no dey look uche face. D tym wen d matter hot wen everybody dey talk, u pretend lyk say u no see am, now wen every tin don go u just com back to dey speak in parable so dat den go giv u a round of applause abi nd see me as d cog in d wheel, me no dey for all dos woman attitude o, you better grow up man, all dis wont take u anywia my broda

Calm down now.....Be patience pls. Yu know I love u

spixytinxy:
alrice den, wld b expecting u, bt which damsel na im u wan carry come sef cos I no sure say any single damsel stil dey dis city oooo

Her name start with m and ends with z

LudaChriz:
Yea... Let me officially sign in here!
I knw is late already but it can never be too late.

LudaChriz, proudly ZIKITE, Economics


Abj, Oyo, Kaduna, Akwa Ibom in that order


Pls let the cuties welcome me, I like them cute

welcome dear
all these NAU students sha

LudaChriz:
Yea... Let me officially sign in here!
I knw is late already but it can never be too late.

LudaChriz, proudly ZIKITE, Economics


Abj, Oyo, Kaduna, Akwa Ibom in that order


Pls let the cuties welcome me, I like them cute

u are welcom baba, d kyn effizy wey u take enter sef, I don dey reason say u go b dat sure boi wey i dey expect since

Kbs468:
Hahahaha
Fraiser, honestly, I would advised that you withdraw the assumption that my comment of IF YOU NO GREEN, YOU GO YELLOW BY FORCE. BETTER STILL, YOU GO TURN BROWN BY THE TIME SUN HITS YOU as being the cause of your anger.

I mean, if I remember very well, I actually said it in Hausa dialect and you promptly said so na Hausa guy I b sef. Abeg who understands Hausa? I immediately tried relaying the Hause infusion to the above English/pidgin translation.

And even you yourself knows that I made that statement out of JOKE AROUND the entire point of discuss, except if you want to deny it. And even your protest of denouncing your nomination yesterday was taken as a Joke too by me, else

I would have just Skip your moniker too just like I did to OlaSola when he did appreciatively stand down his nomination by Folabibret.

AND, PLS PLS, YOU OWE ME NO APOLOGY WHATSOEVER, BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WRONGED ME IN ANY WAY AND I NEITHER HAD NOR FELT GRUDGE AGAINST YOU AND YOUR PERSON, ABOVE ALL, I'M HAPPY THAT YOU ACTUALLY OPENED UP TO WHAT WENT WRONG THAT CAUSED YOU A SERIOUS CAUSE FOR CONCERN WHICH I FELT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE SINCE YESTERDAY AND I WOULD HAVE SWIFTLY APOLOGIZED RATHER THAN MAKING IT BELATED .

I hereby say I am sorry for whatever way I might have upset you, pls forgive me

Awwwnn.

terrymason:
you are officially welcome to the thread! Any complain or suggest on nysc please feel free to drop it and we will all be keen to help! Actually this is the first time am typing with English on this thread just cux d new lady

baba wen u too turn protocol officer na wey u dey welcome guest

LudaChriz:
Wow... That's soo luvly of u bae!


Well, my journey down here has been very smooth. Though I hav been on ghost mode for sometimes but I decided to brake the jinx today.


Madam Spixitinzy am waiting for u o

gud of you! oooooh where is spixitinxy na

Fraiser:
Baba if u lyk speak english from here to london, use mrs fraiser for me instead of master fraiser, iyen o kanye menh! I no send u, u fuc.k up lyk dis, I clear u sharpally no tym, me no dey look uche face. D tym wen d matter hot wen everybody dey talk, u pretend lyk say u no see am, now wen every tin don go u just com back to dey speak in parable so dat den go giv u a round of applause abi nd see me as d cog in d wheel, me no dey for all dos woman attitude o, you better grow up man, all dis wont take u anywia my broda

Hahahaha. I was busy trying to apologize to you down stairs and never knew that you are busy upstairs still not relaxed and happily wear a calmly look?

We are Men Brother and shouldn't be seen behaving like women, else I would just painstakingly take my time to post all my comments relative to the Awards stuff since yesterday to prove that I never erred to the best of my understanding just like I did to Oluwafirefunmi particularly when Hardiodun went to ask the question that sparked off argument here over CUL leakage or not in B15 even when prindu had advised that we let the matter slide.

But to God be the glory that I did not have to stress myself since you've actually made bold your reason for getting upset and I repeat again here that

I am sorry for whatever way I might have upset you, pls forgive me.

Fraiser:
alryt baba e don finish b dat, na wetin me dey talk b dis, make we reason togeda as man to man, nd not as parables to proverb. we nor b woman na, I sincerely tender my apologies too for any harsh statement hav made. sorry for relatin wit u in pidgin na my mother tongue b dat. If for say u dey botu now, na carry den go carry both of us go house today from spixytinxy shop

frm which person shop, abeg no spoil market for me oooo

LogoDWhiz:
Her name start with m and ends with z

me no anyone by dat name ooo, se na dis city she dey ni

spixytinxy:
d one wey u drink last month u neva pay, u come dey find anoda one, abeg pay me my moni nd no forget to add d moni for d botu wey u break

leave da one jare, u dont forget say na in arrears i dey pay u, add d botu money join d drink money i go pay everytin togeda

Beckytee:
gud of you! oooooh where is spixitinxy na

am here now, he is yet to place an order, ludachriz wat do u care for ooooo

Fraiser:
leave da one jare, u dont forget say na in arrears i dey pay u, add d botu money join d drink money i go pay everytin togeda

pay last month own first

spixytinxy:
lol, yea delta.

Hmmm.
Y u con dey lol na.

Kbs468:
Haaa! Trumpet ke? If true, Omo Earthquake, Tsunami, Atomic and Hydrogen bombs scare and there attendant pandemonium na mere particles before that day ooo

u wan dey scare me abi
trumpet never sound, i dey sure baje... me and my family members are strictly honourable and honest so we no fit dey here if trumpet sounds

Fraiser:
alryt baba e don finish b dat, na wetin me dey talk b dis, make we reason togeda as man to man, nd not as parables to proverb. we nor b woman na, I sincerely tender my apologies too for any harsh statement hav made. sorry for relatin wit u in pidgin na my mother tongue b dat. If for say u dey botu now, na carry den go carry both of us go house today from spixytinxy shop

Oya i just dey look u since, i be wan PM U para for u b4 ni. oya sha wa manage this patsy and jovine yi make ur mind cool. we go meet for jungle talk brother to brother later.

logodwhiz and fraiser una forget me for street abi?I de y vex not even mention.na so life dey?

spixytinxy:
guy y u dey do lik dis now, shebi u don come mk peace

he don finish jor correct bae

IghravweIG:
Hmmm.
Y u con dey lol na.

na d chin chin mk me laff

pbs4real:
abeg borrow me that ur shoe first

come and collect it na

Fraih:
Sweetheart, words are not enough to say how much I missed you
Just tell me we need to enter the inner room.

I miss you more swit
yeah.. we really need to enter the inner room but...


later in the day sha

beckytee, Sweetheart, what are we eating tonight?

Fraiser:
he don finish jor correct bae

no p, oya tk one regal

LogoDWhiz:
Her name start with m and ends with z

Hahahaha
Chai! You wan scatter my wife head make she come give excuses in the night abi?

Abeg Spixytinxy, Iya Ibeji mi owon, na Magymagz him dey talk ooo shey you don see say I don dey Set you up for tonight ba.

Na new experience and levels e go b oo. Because I wan make you look sweet sixteen again psychologically