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The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 4:23am On Mar 04, 2016
As a butcher from Nigeria in London saw a dog in front of his shop, he saw 10 pound and a note in his mouth that read, "10 pound meat, please." Amazed, he took the money, put 10 pound meat in the dog's mouth, and quickly closed his shop.
He followed the dog and watched him wait for a green light, looked both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog stood waiting. When a bus arrived, he walked around to the front and noticed the destination, then boarded the bus. The butcher followed, dumbstruck.
As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog took in the scenery. After a while he stood on his back paws to push the "stop" button, then the butcher followed him off. The dog ran up to a house and dropped his bag on the stoop. He went back down the path, took a big run, and threw himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumped on a wall, walked around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumped off, and waited at the front door. A big guy opened it and started cursing and pummeling the dog. The butcher ran up, screaming at the guy, "What the hell are you doing? This dog is a genius!" The owner responded, "Genius my ass. IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK HE HAS FORGOTTEN HIS KEY!". http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-dog-that-acts-like-humans.html?m=1
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by spill(m): 4:32am On Mar 04, 2016
Could this be true?
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by ademikefaith(m): 5:22am On Mar 04, 2016
Still sleeping, I will comment when I wake up
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Mckandre(m): 5:26am On Mar 04, 2016
I have heard this story before, must u add butcher from Nigeria?
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Fantadiallo: 5:33am On Mar 04, 2016
Hmm! Lalasticlala
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Astanbaya: 5:35am On Mar 04, 2016
Wonderful. Seun
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Lifeafterlove: 5:38am On Mar 04, 2016
I would love to have this dog. Don't you think Nairalanders need to see this? Obinoscopy
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 5:39am On Mar 04, 2016
Mckandre:
I have heard this story before, must u add butcher from Nigeria?
Is he not from Nigeria?
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Nobody: 6:04am On Mar 04, 2016
A.K.I.K.A !!!
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Mckandre(m): 2:29pm On Mar 04, 2016
njuwo:
Is he not from Nigeria?
Nope, twasnt specified
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 2:30pm On Mar 04, 2016
Mckandre:
Nope, twasnt specified
Now it is specified.
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by Mckandre(m): 2:33pm On Mar 04, 2016
njuwo:
Now it is specified.
that one na ur own personal spices. twas just an ordinary folktale.
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2016
Mckandre:
that one na ur own personal spices. twas just an ordinary folktale.
Yeah.
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by frinx: 3:08pm On Mar 04, 2016
Forgotten his key grin
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by lahit14(m): 9:35pm On Mar 04, 2016
I needed this laugh op. Tnx!!
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 9:19am On Mar 05, 2016
smiley
Re: The Dog That Acts Like Humans by njuwo(op): 9:19am On Mar 05, 2016
lahit14:
I needed this laugh op. Tnx!!
You are welcome honourable. Visit our blog www.njuwo.com everyday to laugh this laugh.
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