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Hilarious Poem I Came Across During 2015 Presidential Election by daveyjay(op): 9:48am On Mar 05, 2016
APC is lying.Buhari is cheating.Osinbajo is deceiving.Tinubu is grumbling.Brooms are breaking.Change-slogan is ending.APC members decamping.Boko Haram ending.Jega crying.Rain is falling.Umbrella is covering.Jonathan is smiling.PDP is winning.Nigerians are celebrating. Transformation agenda is continuing.Joy is coming...my Rhymes are still flowing with glowing & prevailing facts dangling in ur face as u're commenting, liking or replying.Haters are weeping, abusing & twisting the truth without sound reasoning.Lovers are jumping, clapping & liking without stopping because what's happening now is what we've been expecting. We're winning & not stopping no matter how they're hating & frowning! Those seating on the fence are wondering why many are "liking" Replying & commenting.Is it confusing? Oh! it's amazing! Buhari is in confusion, his deception in high proportion, his perception, discrimination, disposition & expression a question of miscalculation 4a Presidential position: let's make that correction with our PVCs in the election. Osinbajo's decision to follow deception, political-perversion & wrong direction in desperation 4a vice-presidential position is an illusion & a distraction to his profession & faith-assertion. APC with agression & desperation causing commotion wants to win election without our decision. Tinubu's possession & wealth acquisition via corruption needs attention 4 prosecution. Jega refused resignation; in his consideration "Buhari should win the election" but when God makes decision to speak no interruption or evaluation because He's beyond human comprehension. Vote umbrella without intimidation or distraction cos that's ur obligation for Transformation Agenda to reach completion. APC members are giving confirmation that we're in the right direction dumping APC's gyration for umbrella's provision & protection. Jonathan shall win election cos it's his portion to take position in Aso Rock 4d 2nd term till our promotion, expectation, celebration, jubilation & the North's liberation from B'Haram's destruction comes beyond our imagination. Fellow Nigerians, I, Obiaku, say congratulations 2u 4believing this information cos ur coronation of elevation comes shortly after # GEJwinsTheElection
Sorry I don't have the source, as some people will still ask
Re: Hilarious Poem I Came Across During 2015 Presidential Election by babdap: 11:46am On Mar 05, 2016
Wake up from your dream.
Re: Hilarious Poem I Came Across During 2015 Presidential Election by daveyjay(op): 2:51pm On Mar 05, 2016
babdap:
Wake up from your dream.
Did U read the stuff at all??!
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