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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chisophia(f): 4:35pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
make I run go check her dp..




*******modified******
checked,..... chisophia , u fine tru tru o..bt me lyk somtin else not ur eye..
and what could that be
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 4:36pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468:


grin Chommieblaq, May be we should include THE AWARD FOR THE TOPPEST, BESTED AND GREATEST LIAR EVER too to our list of about 30 different categories lined up for recognition grin

cc
LogoDWhiz
Fraih
Spixytinxy
Bobolil
I remembered asking us to ignore someone yesterday,I never knew it was going to be a good adventure to discover some truth.
My dear Neeneeola, I have this from one of my collections, please read it and make it your confession. smiley

***I DON’T WANA LIE ANYMORE***

Bearing false witness,
Concealing my actions ‘cos of fear
Of who would eventually hear
And having not words to defend myself

The tension and the diffidence
That follows each untrue word
Is what I can’t take in any longer, Lord!
Not even the lie itself

This unrest has to cease
I desire to be free not brash
Freedom before I speak and,
Freedom after I speak

I just will not lie again, clear nor hazy
First, it is against God’s will
Second, I desire rest after I speak
Forgive me if I ever lied to you!

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:37pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahaaaaaa? Why you wan confuse her like this? Shey you sef don ever hear say mosquito or mosquitoes dey bite 2 people wey dey together before

No b only wen person dey alone na him mosquito dey bite am?

In essence, Mosquito Net is a companion against Mosquito bite

So also is her companionship with you against the mosquitoes from both ends by the time 1 + 1 = 2 ie

Smileeey = 1, experiencing Mosquito disturbance

Justified10 = 1 maybe or maybe not experiencing it.

Justified10 + Smileeey = 1+1 = 2

Since 2 is a premise that Mosquito disturbance is Null and void,

THEN..... EQUATE

NEXT

STEP.....1

READ......

NEXT

IF THEN....YES

ELSE

ERASE ABOVE....(To please Smileeey)

NEXT....

RE-WRITE...... IF MUTE

THEN...

NEXT

RE-RUN
grin grin grin grin grin





I don taya abeg, make I call LogoDWhiz or Qutyjoice abi na who again sef to come and continue with the Algorithm grin

Where are the computer Citizens sef? Una no go represent una course as the most represented? grin


cheesy grin

This your program na 1 in town.
The Loop process sef na die.

I hail you.

cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 4:38pm On Mar 06, 2016
Sent4rina:


Haba eneva reach dat level nah.
Na my friend he be buh i jux dey guide my property ni o, as u sef dey try guide ur Oyehomieg8-)
rukkyola come nd see d man u dey call ur husband o, na property u b to am, dat means u can be sold off at anytym, I advice u better be wit a man dat sees u as his treasure nd not as his property
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:
And what's that?
is it ur picsure tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
make I call prof neeneeola to help me decode d code.
Graceland await you,don't you think we need a prof in our city as well,something like "I was the best graduating student in my set"?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 4:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Hehehe..... I understand.... Trust me Na mouth Bro Fraiser get, em no fit do anything to yur babe, to be sure tell yur babe to go to his house around 8pm.
lol... I just know say u no lyk sent4rina, dont forget wetin happen to dog wey visit lion for house dat day o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:42pm On Mar 06, 2016
chisophia:
and what could that be
na ur lips fa.. e com b lyk make I cut ur head dey kiss am every morning before I go to work .
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Darey00(m): 4:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468,

IF (Justified ==1) && (Smiley== 1)

WHILE Room= Mosquito net + Justified + smileey

WHILE (Mosquito =void) // mosquito is now a don't care condition

System.out.println("justified and smileey")

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:44pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:



public class I can't do this kbs468 {
public static void
main(String[] args) {
System.out.println
("Kbs468 lol!"wink;
}
}
Thank you for representing Jare grin grin grin

But I no go lie you ooo. That thing na for 100 level we do am oo when they made it compulsory for us.

Kai! d thing sabi crack person brain no b small. Na FLOWCHART me enjoy pass because all the symbols were very easy to recollect.

But again, the funniest thing is that you can't really represent anything in flowchart if you can't do the other as flowchart is like a SHORT CUT.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 06, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:

Graceland await you,don't you think we need a prof in our city as well,something like "I was the best graduating student in my set"?
guy, just wait..she go com later Dan sooner .
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
Qutyjoice:


public class I can't do this kbs468 { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println ("Kbs468 lol!"wink; } }
Nice one
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 4:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
DTOBS:


Ehya...one chance...!!!Sowie..


Chommieblaq, are you seing what am seing?

justified10; Lolzzz...


Kbs468; All I can say is that she got more than what she bargained for.

doublezero: Aiit copy that.
now I command d spirit of dejiconde in u to come out by d power of redlabel, no matter wot u say, u no fit convince a woman to leave a man who put smiles on her face
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Darey00(m): 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


cheesy grin
This your program na 1 in town. The Loop process sef na die.
I hail you.
cheesy
Aswear bro. If yes... next. Equate.. lol

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
Darey00:
Kbs468, IF (Justified ==1) && (Smiley== 1) WHILE Room= Mosquito net + Justified + smileey WHILE (Mosquito =void) // mosquito is now a don't care condition System.out.println("justified and smileey"wink
who b dis one again?
wahala dey o..shey no b dis thing go chase me commot golden city so?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 4:47pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraih:

I remembered asking us to ignore someone yesterday,I never knew it was going to be a good adventure to discover some truth. My dear Neeneeola, I have this from one of my pieces, please read it and make it your confession. smiley
***I DON’T WANA LIE ANYMORE***
Bearing false witness,
Concealing my actions ‘cos of fear
Of who would eventually hear
And having not words to defend myself
The tension and the diffidence
That follows each untrue word
Is what I can’t take in any longer, Lord!
Not even the lie itself
This unrest has to cease
I desire to be free not brash
Freedom before I speak and,
Freedom after I speak
I just will not lie again, clear nor hazy
First, it is against God’s will
Second, I desire rest after I speak
Forgive me if I ever lied to you!

heheh this is just the beginning.... Neeneeola u neva see anytin... Oya begin dey confess am joh.. tongue Where all diz our ushers sef, u ppl should come and stand ooo because she's abt to start manifesting.......lwkmd

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:47pm On Mar 06, 2016
Darey00:
Kbs468,
IF (Justified ==1) && (Smiley== 1)
WHILE Room= Mosquito net + Justified + smileey
WHILE (Mosquito =void) // mosquito is now a don't care condition
System.out.println("justified and smileeey"wink
Correct! grin grin grin

Oya justified10, in summary as you asked earlier on, Is that, you don't even need to type 'But you go come my room' grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
Happy Sunday everyone.

Hope we are enjoying our day.



Please, I'd advice us to henceforth ignore anyone that try to criticize us in a bad manner whatever form it might be.

All these backs and forths are not needed.


Even if I'm mentioned, I promise to try my best not to reply cheesy


God bless!

#peace
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2016
Darey00:

Aswear bro. If yes... next. Equate.. lol

Lol!

U try sef.

I was even trying to pick the pieces, but then it was too confusing to be picked. cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2016
justified10:
guy, just wait..she go com later Dan sooner .
You mean GL will soon have a visitor who will claim she graduated with a CGPA of 10.10?First in the world?trust the citizens,it will be fun.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 4:51pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:

Same way he has been on ma case.
Fraiser Fraiser Fraiser, no allow me siddon for your matter o.
it will be my greatest pleasure if u fit siddon on my matter, infact I will turn mysef to three seater couch so dat u can be comfortable, u are anticipatorily welcom to my life babe
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 4:56pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:

Shege, dan duniya, u dey even speak grammar join. Lol
babe I believe u want dat too, just b mine, den I wil let you know d reason why u are a special woman, only me can tell u d reason
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Chommieblaq(f): 4:57pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraih:

I remembered asking us to ignore someone yesterday,I never knew it was going to be a good adventure to discover some truth.
My dear Neeneeola, I have this from one of my collections, please read it and make it your confession. smiley

***I DON’T WANA LIE ANYMORE***

Bearing false witness,
Concealing my actions ‘cos of fear
Of who would eventually hear
And having not words to defend myself

The tension and the diffidence
That follows each untrue word
Is what I can’t take in any longer, Lord!
Not even the lie itself

This unrest has to cease
I desire to be free not brash
Freedom before I speak and,
Freedom after I speak

I just will not lie again, clear nor hazy
First, it is against God’s will
Second, I desire rest after I speak
Forgive me if I ever lied to you!

Hahaha hahaha, nice one
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:58pm On Mar 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



cheesy grin

This your program na 1 in town.
The Loop process sef na die.

I hail you.

cheesy
Pressy grin No mind me oo. I just say make I ignite little fire for your Boys and Girls of Computer science Dominion Chapel ni oo grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Pressy grin No mind me oo. I just say make I ignite little fire for your Boys and Girls of Computer science Dominion Chapel ni oo grin

cheesy

We are ever ready
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Chommieblaq(f): 5:01pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
it will be my greatest pleasure if u fit siddon on my matter, infact I will turn mysef to three seater couch so dat u can be comfortable, u are anticipatorily welcom to my life babe
Fraih come o, ur brother wan wash ma head o.






SOS, someboriiiii helep me ooooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:02pm On Mar 06, 2016
DTOBS:

Keep offffffffffff noooowwwwwwwwwwww
my friendship dont shout now, lets her follow her heart, she knows wia she will be happy ok, its not all men dat have d gift of makin a woman happy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 5:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
Brimmie

Merikims

Where are you two o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 5:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraiser:
rukkyola come nd see d man u dey call ur husband o, na property u b to am, dat means u can be sold off at anytym, I advice u better be wit a man dat sees u as his treasure nd not as his property
it is nt ur conSIGN.mind ur business wit ur own wyf
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fraih:

I remembered asking us to ignore someone yesterday,I never knew it was going to be a good adventure to discover some truth.
My dear Neeneeola, I have this from one of my collections, please read it and make it your confession. smiley

***I DON’T WANA LIE ANYMORE***

Bearing false witness,
Concealing my actions ‘cos of fear
Of who would eventually hear
And having not words to defend myself

The tension and the diffidence
That follows each untrue word
Is what I can’t take in any longer, Lord!
Not even the lie itself

This unrest has to cease
I desire to be free not brash
Freedom before I speak and,
Freedom after I speak

I just will not lie again, clear nor hazy
First, it is against God’s will
Second, I desire rest after I speak
Forgive me if I ever lied to you!

grin cheesy smiley Nice one from you Again! Wao! As if you already knew 'she is to come'

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:06pm On Mar 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


cheesy

We are ever ready
Alright na grin grin cheesy

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 5:08pm On Mar 06, 2016
Chommieblaq:

Fraih come o, ur brother wan wash ma head o.
Yes ooo, what did Fraiser do o

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