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#166 i dedicate this page to well deserved neighbour yorme and to abbie25, a very intelligent miss if u dont know.
Modified: Ruthobaz
veepeelicious veepeelolo, u're welcome ma and how did ur day go?

Dreamcome2ru:
Lol,don't be confused,the truth is plateau state is a very cool state to serve atleast with my 14days stay in the state,12days was fun and 2days of......,I only went coz of the nature of my job back then,so far so good people are having a good reviews about the state now,so chill bro,Plateau is cool.

thats cool!! So whats ur take on lagos and ogun combined cos i personally will go for ogun due to high transport cost, stress etc in lagos.

justified10:
good morning Mr Senate president, deputy senate president, distinguished senators present...

I am honored to be available here and more honored to b part of d wld-be ministers..

dear senators, as d minister of information and communication I will ensure that d primary objective of dis city( dissemination of nysc-related info) is fulfilled...

call me d minister of primary objective


"HOW I HOPE TO ARCHIEVE THIS"

* I will form an information committee, d committee members will research for informations and bring it to Graceland.

NOTE: Every gradelander is a member of dis committee (but some special pple wld b selected to work specially)


*apart from nysc-related Infos, we shall also bring to d city any info dat would be useful for Gracelanders..

like I've always said, every Gracelander is involved...without the people's cooperation, it might be difficult for dis ministry...I promise, every gracelander will be carried along.


thanks for your time, I will b waiting for your questions.

cc
greycious

ruthobaz

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Mcmooney

battoyteb

sonymax16

armanni

dexxyalebs

shina101

iphemama

chuxmyk

Nice plans. I hope u execute as u listed.
Senators any question for him?

yorme:
My most revered Senators, the Presidency, and my fellow law abiding GRACELANDERS,

It is my greatest delight being called upon to serve our land - a land we have all cherished and hope to see good fruits yielding out of it.

A lawless land cannot last, so the sayings go. Therefore, i would in my capacity as the Minister of Justice and Attorney General of this Federation:

1. Defend the laws and constitutions of GL

2. Ensure all information disseminated (NYSC and non-NYSC related) on GL would be nothing but the truth. Truth would be my watchword.

3. I would ensure strict punishments are apportioned to defaulters of truthful information dissemination, derailers, and anyone who seeks to hinder the peace, love and harmony amongst GL'ers (My 7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko would be applied on them.)

4. I would lastly ensure the GL'ers are not deprived of their rights in any way.

Thank you all.

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cc:
Greycious
Ruthobaz
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Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk

I strongly want to believe that you will accomplish all u listed. As for me I don't want to waste time on this, points/plans look good I hope u follow them to the letter and execute as proposed.

Greycious:
yorme, Chumaster, dreamcome2ru, justified10, kayusely
Nice one there, e b like senator chuxmyk get una time wella today

Oga GEC chairman, which one be up 24hrs again o
Even olajumoke follow...

you no know that American series....jack baur na

kapable75:
Gud evening great citizens of graceland. Guess the day had been terrific for ya all.
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for some time now i have been considering the state that will be suitable for service. Suitable in the sense of weather condition, way of life, productivity, and possibility of opportunity. After considering these factor coupled with my little research online, ogun state then seemed to be topping my list. Why am i writting this long epistle self? Ok! i stumbled on a post listing the best states to serve in 2016. The states were:
1. Lagos
2. Ogun
3. Plateau
4. Akwa ibom
5. Enugu
6. Rivers
7. Cross river
8. Osun
9. Niger.
Yes, the list looked cool right? But what is plateau doing up there cos its the only unusual state listed. So i'll like to know whats your take considering these states. Where is kano self?

You should discard osun from the list.. Osun is one of the worst states for service year..

chumaster:
My amiable Senate president,
The Deputy Senate president,
Distinguished Senators.

It is my honour to stand before you today and present my roadmap as minister of youth and sports to be.
Youths we all know are the future and custodians of progressive development, we are the youths, we are the energy and driven by energy. It is on this idea that I was self-encouraged to take up the ministry. A lively GL is a healthy GL.
On assumption of office, I will ensure that;

*Activities that will make this land a hard-to-leave place are featured here

*My ministry will introduce different sporting activities so that nobody will be left out of the fun

*My ministry will collaborate with the ministry of education to ensure that all activities here are informatial and serve the primary objective of GL

*I will introduce a program "know my state"; this will definitly benefits all PCMs cos we don't know the state we will be posted to.

*I will ensure that most of the activities done in camp are praticalised here(will collaborate with the ministry of defence for that)

*Up chelsea, Up Man utd, Up liverpool, Up Arsenal, Up Astonvilla, Up Enyimba, Up kano pillars, up Miami hits, up sebastian vettel, up john sena, up mariah careh, up serena williams, up merlin, up 24hours, up olajumoke!
Up Mr pressy
Up Senator mcmooney
Up Gracelanders.

Cc
mcmooney
battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama

for the fact that u mentioned Arsenal, I will say u have good plans for us. thumbs up

kapable75:
veepeelicious veepeelolo, u're welcome ma and how did ur day go?

My day has been fine, all thanks to God. How are you?

ChuxMyk:
Did you purposely omit Barcelona in your list of "UPs"?
Cc
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama

Not actually just that I can't list all clubs here even bayern and madrid were not listed. So I decided to chose England clubs for whites and Nigerian clubs to represent blacks

kapable75:
thats cool!! So whats ur take on lagos and ogun combined cos i personally will go for ogun due to high transport cost, stress etc in lagos.

Hmmm,I as a person don't like lagos at all,so i can't say much about it,Ogun state?have never being there nor have a friends there,so i don't know much.

kapable75:
Tenderblaze u welcome, its been a while we last saw u here. How are u doing na?

I dey. Being busy though. I'm even lost here. Don't no what's going on anymore.

Dreamcome2ru:
ALL IS WELL,please how do i quote 2 posts together?

just click on reply button, under the text area, you will see other posts made by people. Just click "quote" on the posts you wish to combine, go back and post your reply shikina

Mcmooney:
for the fact that u mentioned Arsenal, I will say u have good plans for us. thumbs up

Thank you sir

clark0:
You should discard osun from the list.. Osun is one of the worst states for service year..

Any experience?

ruthobaz:
My day has been fine, all thanks to God. How are you?

am good too!

Dreamcome2ru:
Hmmm,I as a person don't like lagos at all,so i can't say much about it,Ogun state?have never being there nor have a friends there,so i don't know much.

ok thanks. I just like ur sincerity

tenderblaze:
I dey. Being busy though. I'm even lost here. Don't no what's going on anymore.

heeeeyy! U haf miss plenty things o. Ok lemme do small olofofo for u.
After the election, greycious won and became the president of this great city with his vice which also doubles as his one and only lespritus.
His running mate justified10 who has really worked to hard in this city is now a minister but to me personally, he should have just been our Mr B16.
What else? Ehe, we also have distinguished senators o! Hard working once for that matter, the senate president is mcmooney, because he's got a lot of cash!! Eh eh, dont start tripping for him o cos there's lot in his hands nw.
Lastly, i'll refer you to yorme so that he'll show u around.

ChuxMyk:
I expected you to make reference to GCity as a source of info. Buh then, the fact that u didn't doesn't disqualify you in any way. Ur source of information must be reliable for u to speak with such confidence. But ill go ahead to ask, where will your nysc related info be sourced from?
Cc
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama

I didn't mention Gcity as my source of info cos I dont depend on them(I can get from dia tho)..

my source shall b credible(from nysc site and twitter handle especially) cos my intention is not to mislead Gracelanders.

thnaks

kapable75:
Any experience?

I am currently serving in osun. For what its worth, when the time comes for you to choose states for service year, just dont choose osun.. Reason being that nothing is clearly working out in the state.. Mind you i am actually referring to the major cities in the state most especially ile-ife (ife central) to be precise.. Cost of securing accomodation is on the high side especially if the janitor in charge gets to figure out you are a corp member; furthermore, 90% of corp members take up teaching jobs which invariably shows that there r no industries neither are there companies in the state, no state alawee for serving corp member.. To cap it all up, voodoo is the order of the day in the state.

Greycious:
yorme, Chumaster, dreamcome2ru, justified10, kayusely
Nice one there, e b like senator chuxmyk get una time wella today

Oga GEC chairman, which one be up 24hrs again o
Even olajumoke follow...

na u o.

how ur side

Mcmooney:
Nice plans. I hope u execute as u listed. Senators any question for him?

thank u sir..

kapable75:
ok thanks. I just like ur sincerity

Thank you bro.

clark0:
I am currently serving in osun. For worth its worth, when the time comes for you to choose states for service year just dont choose osun.. Reason being that nothing is clearly working out in the state.. Mind you i am actually referring to the major cities in the state most especially ile-ife (ife central) to be precise.. Cost of securing accomodation is on the high side especially if the janitor in charge gets to figure out you are a corp member; furthermore, 90% of corp members take up teaching jobs which invariably shows that there r no industries neither are there companies in the state, no state alawee for serving corp member.. To cap it all up, voodoo is the order of the day in the state.

thank u very much sir for u contribution, this will really in a long way in helping some pcm(s) here in graceland. And this lack of industries in some states practically renders the state irrelevand dormant. I heard the governor is responsible for the lack of payment of state's allawee. The voodooism aspect of the whole issue is practically everywhere i guess.

chumaster:
just click on reply button, under the text area, you will see other posts made by people. Just click "quote" on the posts you wish to combine, go back and post your reply shikina

Thank you boss.

kapable75 , I saw ur choice of states and I saw someone(B15 copa) said u should remove osun...

I want to tell u a little abt osun and d Guy's point...

contrary to what he said, d standard of living in osun is not high, he ended his point with osun pple being fetish(if dat is wat voodoo means)..wia dem no dey do jazz for naija?

yes, no state allawee...Oyo pays 3k and they are owing kopas...d 3k doesn't come on tym...

he said no industry, 75% of naija kopas serve as teacher...d objective of d scheme is not to enrich u..it is more lyk community service...



dia is constant light in osun( at least for an average Nigeria state).

I know all thses cos I live close to osun(Oyo) and I go to osun regularly...


bye for now...will tell u more wen I get back from ANFIIELD..

I hope to see Man u being roasted at Anfield

ChuxMyk:
Could you please explain what a "7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko" is?

Sir, Koboko is a type of cane with different mouths (Dunno why our fathers invented this "very viable" tool though).

The 7-thunder signifies the number of mouths this Koboko has...and the "Destiny-resetting" part signifies it's effect on the reciever.

Therefore, rather than the usual sending of culprits to prison, or banning them from GL, I would be maintaining justice using this my specialized 7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko on anyone who disrespects or violates any of the GL laws!

Thank you.


Cc
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama

kapable75:
honourable minister kayusely! Pls i'll prefer my bungalow to next to that of yorme. Because yorme would make a good neighbour and also, we will also be drinking our non-alcoholic alcohol (paraga) together

See this attache man oh! Because Spixytinxy don promise to dey give me FREE home deliveries of non-alcoholic paraga now, you dey form "neighbour!" You never hear say awoof dey run belle?

**whispers to spixytinxy**
Abeg, aw mush be that your oshogbo weed? Help me bombard one cup of paraga with like 7 wraps of the oshogbo weed and deliver to kapable75!

yorme:
See this attache man oh! Because Spixytinxy don promise to dey give me FREE home deliveries of non-alcoholic paraga now, you dey form "neighbour!" You never hear say awoof dey run belle?

**whispers to spixytinxy**
Abeg, aw mush be that your oshogbo weed? Help me bombard one cup of paraga with like 7 wraps of the oshogbo weed and deliver to kapable75!

hey! What are we neighbours for!! U self dont forget say na that oshogbo weed own i dey like ba
Where u come dey since morning? No tell me say na bush market u go

liverpool 1 - 0 Man utd

justified10:
kapable75 , I saw ur choice of states and I saw someone(B15 copa) said u should remove osun...

I want to tell u a little abt osun and d Guy's point...

contrary to what he said, d standard of living in osun is not high, he ended his point with osun pple being fetish(if dat is wat voodoo means)..wia dem no dey do jazz for naija?

yes, no state allawee...Oyo pays 3k and they are owing kopas...d 3k doesn't come on tym...

he said no industry, 75% of naija kopas serve as teacher...d objective of d scheme is not to enrich u..it is more lyk community service...



dia is constant light in osun( at least for an average Nigeria state).

I know all thses cos I live close to osun(Oyo) and I go to osun regularly...


bye for now...will tell u more wen I get back from ANFIIELD..

thanks for additions but still u might be refering to the city where alagbas like u stay, so u're saying that u'll advice some1 so go serve in Osun abi? I think am a bit confused considering this two mutually exclusive contributions. Chisos! Why u come wear this big agbada dey go anfiield hope say them no go cash u say u be drug baron Anyway i still dey graceland for manus17 place dey watch the match live and direct.

chumaster:
liverpool 1 - 0 Man utd

abeg no dey upload dis kind score for here....

u Neva resume as minister na...I dey vex o.