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OP WHY U NO ADD < THE POLITICIANS>
They always take any issue and matter to their head..yet dem no sabi anything....dey know abt every lecturer and know ones that sort or not, some are course rep or an assistant....
The group that make this number always form i too know yet their carry over na every semester

tobex23:
Wer is your commerce?

i no get.

badassdude:
THE FIRST TO FINISH IN EVERY SINGLE EXAM AND FIRST TO FAIL IN THE EXAM CREW: This group are always the first to finish in every paper, no matter how difficult the exam is, there is this guy when i was writing my exams in 200l, he is the always finish, the day i was shocked the most was when we wrote a very tough exam of a prof. even the prof gave us 3hrs but to my surprise he finished in an hour, it somewhat made me feel as if i'm a dunce, behold when results came out he had C/O.

first to finish doesn't mean you will be first to fail, I was either first to finish or amongst the first three to finish because I'm a very fast writer and I didn't fail any course in school. So don't judge that way.

Lol. In my first year I was in group 7. I would rather stay at home or spend the day in the library than be in a lecture hall with over 500 students .
By year 4, I knew I was in group 4. My course mates and friends. never stopped reminding me.

And the fashion terrorist
And we the amebos to analyse them

Very true

badassdude:
THE FIRST TO FINISH IN EVERY SINGLE EXAM AND FIRST TO FAIL IN THE EXAM CREW: This group are always the first to finish in every paper, no matter how difficult the exam is, there is this guy when i was writing my exams in 200l, he is the always finish, the day i was shocked the most was when we wrote a very tough exam of a prof. even the prof gave us 3hrs but to my surprise he finished in an hour, it somewhat made me feel as if i'm a dunce, behold when results came out he had C/O.

He was just being truthful to himself and you were busy killing yasef for him mata.
He realized he couldn't cope with the difficult questions nah so he left early to come back another year.

Tomiwatosin:
I've observed that in every department In school,there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well,with enough said,let's start from somewhere :
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always "spiritual" thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

2. THE EFINWES/GURUS: Theses one's are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

3.THE SLEEPING MACHINES: I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close doors.

5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right whenever issues arises.

6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 80.

7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these ones whenever there's test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

14. TALKATIVES: Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

15. Add yours......

Which Group do u belong Guy?? Abeg talk true ooo.....!

Pumpkin34:
first to finish doesn't mean you will be first to fail, I was either first to finish or amongst the first three to finish because I'm a very fast writer and I didn't fail any course in school. So don't judge that way.

hmmm, very fast writer, the course you study, is it a "la crame la pour" kinda course? cuz if you do a course that requires rigorous brainstorming, the time wont be enough.

Tomiwatosin:
I've observed that in every department In school,there are this set of students you would always find in your department no matter what. Well,with enough said,let's start from somewhere :
1. THE S.U(s): These sets of students are always "spiritual" thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue,they would start quoting bible!

2. THE EFINWES/GURUS: Theses one's are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading!

3.THE SLEEPING MACHINES: I have two of them in my department. Chai,they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey.

4. THE DECEIVERS: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close doors.

5. THE I.T.Ks: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right whenever issues arises.

6. THE COOL DUDE/BAE: These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter,sit,write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 80.

7. THE WAVES STUDENT: You only see these ones whenever there's test,pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students.

8. THE CAUSE TROUBLE: At any slight opportunity,they don cause trouble. Fight with this,fight with that. Hardly will a week go by without them fighting anybody. They can also implicate the whole class at times.

9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.

10. THE OLODOs: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers!

11. THE FRONT/BACK SITTERS: No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit either in the front or at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves.

12. THE FUNNY BONES: A day without them in class,it always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh.

13. LATE COMERS: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers.

14. TALKATIVES: Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers,coursemates,they would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes.

15. Add yours......

i belong to 6 coz am introvert
15 fashion designers/they must be celeb.

tobex23:
Wer is your commerce?

Lolzz, Oti sakoo lo

badassdude:
hmmm, very fast writer, the course you study, is it a "la crame la pour" kinda course? cuz if you do a course that requires rigorous brainstorming, the time wont be enough.

lol, I studied history and diplomacy

18)THE OMO BABA OLOWOS.-una no go hear word for class.my dad is the minister of one tin one tin.my mum goes to America every weekend.most of them are very proud

Pumpkin34:
lol, I studied history and diplomacy

oh, no wonder, fast writer

d result checkers. dis ones go even first u check ur result before u even knw dt d result is out. u go dey receive calls like nigga dt man giv u 26 o u fail am bt me still fail am sha. u will b like hw did dis one even knw my reg number?

cool dudes

PrinceB5:
Which Group do u belong Guy?? Abeg talk true ooo.....!

Check no 9

[email][/email] There are dis students, u dnt even know they are in the class, they dnt talk in the class or hv friends, they dnt ask or answer questions in the class but at every accademic season they will emerge the top & best student.

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9. THE ACTIVISTS: I belong to this set of students Coz I hate cheating like madt! We challenge unserious lecturers,corrupt class reps who all they want is to milk you dry and yet embezzel course notes money. We challenge any decision that is against the interest of the students.
Hahahahha.....obsession for perfection....

delectablegyal:
Can i study bus admin in unilag with these subject combination? Maths, english, account, yoruba, economics, government, biology, agriculture.

yes you can

delectablegyal:
Can i study bus admin in unilag with these subject combination? Maths, english, account, yoruba, economics, government, biology, agriculture.

yes you can, jst study hard for your post utme