₦airaland Forum

justified10:
na u o.

how ur side

My side tight o, losing to Liverpool by a lone goal at the moment.

kapable75:
thanks for additions but still u might be refering to the city where alagbas like u stay, so u're saying that u'll advice some1 so go serve in Osun abi? I think am a bit confused considering this two mutually exclusive contributions. Chisos! Why u come wear this big agbada dey go anfiield hope say them no go cash u say u be drug baron Anyway i still dey graceland for manus17 place dey watch the match live and direct.

personally I hope to serve in osun..

I've not been to every part of d state...but I've been to Ife, ede, osogbo and some oda places...I will be in Ife tomoro by God's grace..

if u wanna serve cos u depend onur service yr for automatic employment or for an average chance of being employed in d state where u serve, den dont choose osun.

but If u wanna serve peacefully without stress, den osun is not bad..standard of living is low(transport, accommodation and feeding) wen compared with neighboring states.


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Lagos has industries, dia are opportunities, u myt serve in a gud company and get paid well...state govt pays 10k..(but u knw all these doesn't guarantee u automatic employment cos dia are jobless graduates in lag too).

standard of living is high, food,transport and accommodation is very expensive.. and traffic is guaranteed...

u can weigh ur options and choose

but tell me, which state good for naija wen everybody for d country dey complain?

justified10:
abeg no dey upload dis kind score for here....

u Neva resume as minister na...I dey vex o.

lol, body language of a man utd fan.

Greycious:
My side tight o, losing to Liverpool by a lone goal at the moment.

thanks to De gea for keeping d scores at 1-0.

hopefully, united can pick at least a draw here..

dat penalty pain me.

chumaster:
lol, body language of a man utd fan.

what's ur own?

is it ur body?

still wondering wat game plan LVG adopted for dis game...

united completed on 92 passes dis first half, Liverpool completed over 260

justified10:
thanks to De gea for keeping d scores at 1-0.

hopefully, united can pick at least a draw here..

dat penalty pain me.

my body dey hot as I dey so

I see Carrick on the sidelines

brb

justified10:
what's ur own?
is it ur body?

not at all

chumaster:
not at all

park

De gea na another winch wey dey trouble Liverpool

oh Carrick... bhet why?

Liverpool 2-0 Man utd

yorme:
Sir, Koboko is a type of cane with different mouths (Dunno why our fathers invented this "very viable" tool though).

The 7-thunder signifies the number of mouths this Koboko has...and the "Destiny-resetting" part signifies it's effect on the reciever.

Therefore, rather than the usual sending of culprits to prison, or banning them from GL, I would be maintaining justice using this my specialized 7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko on anyone who disrespects or violates any of the GL laws!

Thank you.


Cc
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama

Lol. OK. That's good

Dreamcome2ru:
The distinguish senators of GL,indeed am honoured to be nominated to serve as the Minister Of Education,as we all know without Education,either formal or informal,the city will only be like a blind man on a journey to nowhere,however,with education being on a high demand,below are the strategic roadmap my ministry will delivver to whole citizens and the republic at large:
*Harmonizing educational policies and
procedures of our great republic.
**Maintaining uniform standards of
education of Graceland.
***Effecting co-operation in educational
matters on an international scale,that is the necessary co-operation with GoldenCity members with their rich knowledge and experience on the aspect of education and educational policies.
Thank you distinguished senators for giving me the audience in your revered chamber.
Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk

How do you intend to uphold a "high standard" of education from now till august (pre - post registration) ?

justified10:
I didn't mention Gcity as my source of info cos I dont depend on them(I can get from dia tho)..

my source shall b credible(from nysc site and twitter handle especially) cos my intention is not to mislead Gracelanders.

thnaks

Nice. Really nice

chumaster:
Not actually just that I can't list all clubs here even bayern and madrid were not listed. So I decided to chose England clubs for whites and Nigerian clubs to represent blacks

These ministers are wise men. President Mcmooney sir, I believe you're taking note

justified10:
good morning Mr Senate president, deputy senate president, distinguished senators present...

I am honored to be available here and more honored to b part of d wld-be ministers..

dear senators, as d minister of information and communication I will ensure that d primary objective of dis city( dissemination of nysc-related info) is fulfilled...

call me d minister of primary objective


"HOW I HOPE TO ARCHIEVE THIS"

* I will form an information committee, d committee members will research for informations and bring it to Graceland.

NOTE: Every gradelander is a member of dis committee (but some special pple wld b selected to work specially)


*apart from nysc-related Infos, we shall also bring to d city any info dat would be useful for Gracelanders..

like I've always said, every Gracelander is involved...without the people's cooperation, it might be difficult for dis ministry...I promise, every gracelander will be carried along.


thanks for your time, I will b waiting for your questions.

cc
greycious

ruthobaz

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Mcmooney

battoyteb

sonymax16

armanni

dexxyalebs

shina101

iphemama

chuxmyk

The government of GL, is trying its possible best to run a slim government, how productive and cost effective do you think an information comm. Would be?

How do you intend to verify info every other GLer posts here?

Pls you school, and course?

FullTime; Liverpool 2-0 Man utd

kayusely:
Distinguised president of the senate the deputy senate president highly esteemed senators I humbly appear before you to present my programmes of action as the nominated minister of works and housing. Housing is important for decent existence of a human being. My topmost priority is to provide affordable functional and durable housing for Gracelanders without compromising standard and safety. I will enlist the services of quantity surveryors building technologists and urban planners as part of measures to ensure quality. For a start we will embark on construction of 2 and 3 bedroom bungaows for Gracelanders. .Meanwhile, no doubt good road network is important for the comfort and safety of our nation. I will patronise local contractors who have proved their mettle in road construction to encourage our peole and boost the nation's economy. Speed control marshals will ne engaged to check excessive speed by motorists while road signs will be mounted at busy highways. Zebra crossings will be at stategic areas like schools markets churhes mosques etc. I thank you for your kind attention. CC Greycious Mcmonney Battoyyeb Sonymax16 Chuxmyk Armanni Dexxyalebs Iphamama Shina101

Nice, but sir I need you to be more futuristic, the population of GL will sporadically increase in a couple of months from now, what are your plans for the proposed migrants, and how would provide an habitable environment for both old and new?

yorme:
My most revered Senators, the Presidency, and my fellow law abiding GRACELANDERS,

It is my greatest delight being called upon to serve our land - a land we have all cherished and hope to see good fruits yielding out of it.

A lawless land cannot last, so the sayings go. Therefore, i would in my capacity as the Minister of Justice and Attorney General of this Federation:

1. Defend the laws and constitutions of GL

2. Ensure all information disseminated (NYSC and non-NYSC related) on GL would be nothing but the truth. Truth would be my watchword.

3. I would ensure strict punishments are apportioned to defaulters of truthful information dissemination, derailers, and anyone who seeks to hinder the peace, love and harmony amongst GL'ers (My 7-thunder Destiny-resetting Koboko would be applied on them.)

4. I would lastly ensure the GL'ers are not deprived of their rights in any way.

Thank you all.

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Greycious
Ruthobaz
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Mcmooney
battoyteb
sonymax16
armanni
dexxyalebs
shina101
iphemama
ChuxMyk

Pls take this scenario, in a situation where the minister of information has confirmed that an information posted by a GLer is false and it's glaring and such persons still claims it is very true, what will be your judgement on such persons?

Distinguished senators, please take it easy with the questions o.

chumaster:
My amiable Senate president,
The Deputy Senate president,
Distinguished Senators.

It is my honour to stand before you today and present my roadmap as minister of youth and sports to be.
Youths we all know are the future and custodians of progressive development, we are the youths, we are the energy and driven by energy. It is on this idea that I was self-encouraged to take up the ministry. A lively GL is a healthy GL.
On assumption of office, I will ensure that;

*Activities that will make this land a hard-to-leave place are featured here

*My ministry will introduce different sporting activities so that nobody will be left out of the fun

*My ministry will collaborate with the ministry of education to ensure that all activities here are informatial and serve the primary objective of GL

*I will introduce a program "know my state"; this will definitly benefits all PCMs cos we don't know the state we will be posted to.

*I will ensure that most of the activities done in camp are praticalised here(will collaborate with the ministry of defence for that)

*Up chelsea, Up Man utd, Up liverpool, Up Arsenal, Up Astonvilla, Up Enyimba, Up kano pillars, up Miami hits, up sebastian vettel, up john sena, up mariah careh, up serena williams, up merlin, up 24hours, up olajumoke!
Up Mr pressy
Up Senator mcmooney
Up Gracelanders.

Cc
mcmooney
battoyyeb
chuxmyk
sonymax16
shina101
dexxyalebs
iphemama

Any social event (party) for Gracelanders

Greycious:
Distinguished senators, please take it easy with the questions o.

lol, OK your excellency

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yorme:
See this attache man oh! Because Spixytinxy don promise to dey give me FREE home deliveries of non-alcoholic paraga now, you dey form "neighbour!" You never hear say awoof dey run belle?

**whispers to spixytinxy**
Abeg, aw mush be that your oshogbo weed? Help me bombard one cup of paraga with like 7 wraps of the oshogbo weed and deliver to kapable75!

haa 7cups ke, me no wan comit murder ooooo

kapable75:
hey! What are we neighbours for!! U self dont forget say na that oshogbo weed own i dey like ba
Where u come dey since morning? No tell me say na bush market u go

ehn ehn, wat of delta weed

Lol... see how senator dexxyalebs dey bombard questions to the ministers... ministers we go hear am today...

cc: yorme chumaster kayusely justified10 dreamcome2ru....

I'll post my intention soon and forward it to the Graceland national assembly....

DexxyAlebs:
The government of GL, is trying its possible best to run a slim government, how productive and cost effective do you think an information comm. Would be?

How do you intend to verify info every other GLer posts here?

Pls you school, and course?

. information comes to Graceland and gracelanders at no cost..

I will verify any info posted here by checking nysc website and asking d DG directly on nysc twitter handle...those are d two major ways of getting d real nysc related Info


also, anyone who posts any info here will b asked to add his/source of info for verification


SKul:EKSU

course; Chemistry

kapable75:
hey! What are we neighbours for!! U self dont forget say na that oshogbo weed own i dey like ba
Where u come dey since morning? No tell me say na bush market u go

Hehehe...Na weed i go gather for bush ni!!!

Greycious:
Distinguished senators, please take it easy with the questions o.

are u not enjoying d screening?

I am enjoying it...I hope all d senators ask me a question. each...

relax, ur ministers are capable.

justified10:
. information comes to Graceland and gracelanders at no cost..

I will verify any info posted here by checking nysc website and asking d DG directly on nysc twitter handle...those are d two major ways of getting d real nysc related Info


also, anyone who posts any info here will b asked to add his/source of info for verification


SKul:EKSU

course; Chemistry

Nice points

My dear EKSU (I hope those guys have learnt too much strike is not good for the health)

Senator mcMooney from my end he's OK.

Manus17:
Lol... see how senator dexxyalebs dey bombard questions to the ministers... ministers we go hear am today...

cc: yorme chumaster kayusely justified10 dreamcome2ru....

I'll post my intention soon and forward it to the Graceland national assembly....

lol..

d ministers are impressive with Dia answers..

DexxyAlebs:
Any social event (party) for Gracelanders

Definitely, there are plenty of sporty/social activities on our roadmap, these activities will all climax with inaugural/ending parties.