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Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by GworoChewinMaga: 9:06am On Mar 11, 2016
The pseudo quack science of alchemy was wide spread during the dark ages up to the medieval era in Europe .

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The quackery of alchemy as proclaimed by its scam perpetuators involved fleecing gullible kings and Princes across Europe of the ability to turn base metal to gold - for a fee of course !


As the scam proceeded the demands of the alchemist hired by the unfortunate gullible King increased and became more weird in other to forestall providing results and remain under the King's employment and annual pension.


In some instances , forgeries were presented as proof of their success to turn common metals to gold by creating alloys of gold or by coating base metals with gold. The fairy tale story of the King who was swindled by scammers who claimed to be able to weave the most beautiful garment that only those of sound intelligence and discerning mind could see it , is derived as a sarcastic mockery of the alchemist era.

It will take the renniance era to put an end to all that rubbish with the appearance of characters like Galilieo with his density measuring device to halt further fleecing of Europe's kings by alchemist scammers.


Today in Nigeria we live in an era of alchemists and fraudsters claiming to know all of Nigeria's problems and how to solve it with out doing jack sh1t .


What words do we have for the likes of the minister of health who during a senate inquiry blamed the previous administration for the Lass pandemic sweeping across Nigeria ?


Or how can we expect a glorified accountant holding the reigns of the nation's economy whose only substantive press statement as minister is to announce the discovery of federal ghost workers while neglecting to inform us on how she and her ministry hopes to revive the Economy?


There is also that brilliant liar and current dishonorable minister of misinformation and the uncultured who lacks the decorum to present a passable white lie- Alhaji liar Mohammed.


But by far the greatest alchemists among Buhari's cabinet of saints has to be the former governor of Lagos state and current super minister of Power , Works and Housing who prior to his appointment and during the last adminstration claimed that power generation, distribution and sustainability in supply "isn't rocket science". Today, the same fashola who critisized the last administration handling of the power supply in Nigeria can not even manage to maintain the record capacity feat of the Goodluck administration talk more of adding a single wattage to our grid.

It is even safe to assume that power supply and production in Nigeria under the brain surgeon fashola has deterioted so badly that his era as supervising minister can be considered the worst in the history of Nigeria .


In conclusion , I want to state specifically to the alchemist Fashola that ; power generation isn't rocket science but you make it seem as if it is like trying to teach a mouse quantum physics .


Yeye mediocre scammers.

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Re: Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by a2personal2013: 9:44am On Mar 11, 2016
I have no pity for this regime for obvious reasons. Whatever you sow, so shall you reap. Fashola, over to you and PMB. Do the magic, Nigerians are becoming impatient

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Re: Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by baralatie(m): 9:51am On Mar 11, 2016
shocked
Men dey vex ooo!
Re: Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by SleekMallam: 10:37am On Mar 11, 2016
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Re: Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by Luckylife(m): 10:39am On Mar 11, 2016
A government built on lies will ever live to blame it previous administration because some programmed zombies have sold their senses not to see the trick in this government.

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Re: Buhari And His Alchemist Ministers by GworoChewinMaga: 1:26pm On Mar 11, 2016
Rapmoney:
I could still remember vividly how so many persons, especially, on this forum, were seriously campaigning for the emergence of Buhari as the executive president of Nigeria before the elections! One thing that amazed me then, was the alarming number of young people, even those that were not even born as at 1983 when Buhari became a military head of state, seriously saying of sort of 'sweet things' about this man!!! I was amazed because most of these young people knew little or nothing about this man and his people-unfriendly policies from 1983 to 1985 before his infamous government was toppled!

A short while after the inuaguration of Buhari as the president, the APC led administration, in their usual deceptive manner, swayed many Nigerians and brainwashed them absolutely by giving them false hopes that their lives were about to 'change' economically and otherwise!

Power supply was tactfully boosted in the process of further deceiving the people. I know how many persons right on this forum that didn't allow us to breathe with the chanting of 'change'!!! To me, it seems these folks were actually chanting 'chains, chains', all along without knowing.

When the present administration commenced their window-dressing fight against corruption, hands were raised to the sky again, with the shouts of praises for Muhammadu Buhari. The chants of 'chains' which came in disguise of 'change' was high again!

Fast forward to the present...what are we experiencing presently if not pains and frustration from this government of 'chains'

A box of matches costs 20 Naira now!

Egg is now sold for 40 Naira!

The price of pure water has sky-rocketed!

Supply of electricity is disgraceful as it no longer epileptic...now, we don't even see the light!

Transportation fare has doubled!

There is no fuel in our filling stations!

The prices of foodstuffs have gone beyond the comprehension of the common man!

Insulgents are still ravaging the North-Eastern part of Nigeria while the government claims they have succeeded in defeating BH!!!

The rate of unemployment is increasing and the Naira/Dollar rate has made many businesses to shrink!

People now buy fuel with their generators in filling stations (something that was unheard of)

People like Dino Melaye, who instigated violent riots against the former president for trying to remove fuel subsidy now drive foreign cars while our so-called youths who were brain-washed to fight an irrelevant course would still make silly statements like 'Wow, nice car' when they see such cars posted on forums like Nairaland!

Sometimes, I just wonder why Nigerian youths go to school!!! I only sympathize with my fellow Nigerians who saw the 'chains' in the 'change'. For those that voted or supported this government, it is too late to cry when the head is off! You are reaping what you sow; I just feel for the innocent people whose economic well-being you have helped to jeopardize!!!

You cannot start complaining and criticizing Buhari when you know fully well that you are part of the architectural team that constructed this undesired government.

They say a people truly deserve the type of leaders they get. He who brings ants-ridden woods into is house should not complain when lizards start paying him visits! Eat your bitter cake so that you can rid yourself off the spirit of being gullible!!!

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