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A man was sleeping and suddenly awoke with a shout and soon bursts into tears. His wife approached him, surprised, astonished and worried, she has Neva seen her husband cry like a baby. She asked him:

Wife: honey pls tell me why the sudden cry.?
Husband: I, I-i saw myself standing in the queue for the next elections.
Wife: When, Dats ryt, its your civic responsibility..
Husband: yes, Buh Buh wat I did was very panful to me.
Wife : Hone wat did u do.? Pls tel me we're in this together.

Husband: I, I, I, -i
Wife: I m listening
Husband: I almost voted for APC again.
Wife{screams}: God Forbid!!!! Infact you will Neva sleep again until I call our pastor!.. My husband is going insane.

Lame

kokoA:
Lame

So so.

emmanayo:
A man was sleeping and suddenly awoke with a shout and soon bursts into tears. His wife approached him, surprised, astonished and worried, she has Neva seen her husband cry like a baby. She asked him:

Wife: honey pls tell me why the sudden cry.?
Husband: I, I-i saw myself standing in the queue for the next elections.
Wife: When, Dats ryt, its your civic responsibility..
Husband: yes, Buh Buh wat I did was very panful to me.
Wife : Hone wat did u do.? Pls tel me we're in this together.

Husband: I, I, I, -i
Wife: I m listening
Husband: I almost voted for APC again.
Wife{screams}: God Forbid!!!! Infact you will Neva sleep again until I call our pastor!.. My husband is going insane.

Hold him down, even call some boys in the area, OK area boys..
Wife: abeg make una help me ohh

Area boys: madam wetin jooo. .

Wife: Pls I called our pastor, but it like he was busy.. that he couldn't
come
Area boys: So wetin u wan make we do for y nah

Wife: abeg make we move him to Yaba left.. the thing way dey worry an pass my power,. .e joo. .

BenBruce4Presdt:
Hold him down, even call some boys in the area, OK area boys..
Wife: abeg make una help me ohh

Area boys: madam wetin jooo. .

Wife: Pls I called our pastor, but it like he was busy.. that he couldn't
come
Area boys: So wetin u wan make we do for y nah

Wife: abeg make we move him to Yaba left.. the thing way dey worry an pass my power,. .e joo. .

When they get to Yaba Left


Nurse : Boyses , wetin dey now , who una find come

Area Boy 1 : Anti siri , we no find anybody come o , we cun deposit persin here ni

Nurse : Eeeyah , who be the person , wetin do am

Area Boy 3 : Nurse , na madam call us say This oga dey cry dey shout APC come from dream say make we help am carry am come

Area Boy 2 : Anti nurse , Na him be dis , make una help madam arrange am , she dey come

Nurse : Wetin ? Una no go fit drop this one here o , I even think say una break him head or cut am cutlass or whether na igbo wey him smoke , This one no be our case o , Make una find Phase two for inside inside aro , dem go fit collect am

Don't u sleep?

DaBullIT:
When they get to Yaba Left


Nurse : Boyses , wetin dey now , who una find come

Area Boy 1 : Anti siri , we no find anybody come o , we cun deposit persin here ni

Nurse : Eeeyah , who be the person , wetin do am

Area Boy 3 : Nurse , na madam call us say This oga dey cry dey shout APC come from dream say make we help am carry am come

Area Boy 2 : Anti nurse , Na him be dis , make una help madam arrange am , she dey come

Nurse : Wetin ? Una no go fit drop this one here o , I even think say una break him head or cut am cutlass or whether na igbo wey him smoke , This one no be our case o , Make una find Phase two for inside inside aro , dem go fit collect am

BaddieKay:
Don't u sleep?

Kiss Kiss

DaBullIT:
When they get to Yaba Left


Nurse : Boyses , wetin dey now , who una find come

Area Boy 1 : Anti siri , we no find anybody come o , we cun deposit persin here ni

Nurse : Eeeyah , who be the person , wetin do am

Area Boy 3 : Nurse , na madam call us say This oga dey cry dey shout APC come from dream say make we help am carry am come

Area Boy 2 : Anti nurse , Na him be dis , make una help madam arrange am , she dey come

Nurse : Wetin ? Una no go fit drop this one here o , I even think say una break him head or cut am cutlass or whether na igbo wey him smoke , This one no be our case o , Make una find Phase two for inside inside aro , dem go fit collect am

Bros, the guy case na Ijebu special ooh..

DaBullIT:
Kiss Kiss

Good morning