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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:52am On Mar 17, 2016
iambibi:
.... Forget abt dah guy o.... His high!!, hw u, av missed u too
I can see we have a dealer in this city already, pple be getting high anyhow.......hope you woke up on the rightest side of the bed?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:54am On Mar 17, 2016
girlyesosae:


Lmaooo. Fraiser! Your case is not today. But its your mentality everyone needs oh. Coz Nysc anything goes!
babe u know my own problem b say I hate to dey carry load die if I dey travle, so wetin I go carry go b wetin dey indispensable. Ehn enh bfor I forget na which state u tell me say u won go dat tym, I don forget, I dey quick forget tinx
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 10:54am On Mar 17, 2016
Rukkyola:

I just knew it. Ur plan no go work. Wait until Eddykisses1 dumps me @ d hospital.Then, I will gladly consider u. Eshey. Wife snatcher
My dear it seems u are doubting the spirit...remember spirit don't lie. What i saw back den was real..you can never go far wit eddy because d spirit has joined us together...... Rukky we are destined to b together.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:54am On Mar 17, 2016
jubrealguy:
I can see we have a dealer in this city already, pple be getting high anyhow.......hope you woke up on the rightest side of the bed?
... Sure and and hope u did too.. Am still tinking abt ma own list o...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 10:54am On Mar 17, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Wey that idi o, mi no see anything
whaaaaat! lol oyehomie come and reply ya wife for me,hw did i miss this?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:55am On Mar 17, 2016
Kbs468:

Well, Kennedybellow, No doubt you are not always a regular here but once you come online, it's always with the crucial and most importantly, mouth watering and jaw dropping News that usually catch our attention is what you often come up with as your first ever post here in Golden City that I know apart from your introduction is the Breakdown TT for BATCH A 2016 which eventually ended being the template with which our various institutions actually worked with as regards MOBILIZATION and all what have you not until the Lacadastical and unending change in the TT.


Having poured out all of the above for the benefit of many who doesn't know you here, I would say that I kinda seem to agree with that rumour though SIMPLY BECAUSE, NYSC RESUMPTION IS USUALLY WEDNESDAYS AND THAT APRIL 27th IS A WEDNESDAY.

Meaning that the Friday of a thing originally looks and sounds awkward actually because how do we resume on a Friday when Muslims would be planning for Friday's JUMMAAT worship and one is not settled yet like others alike because there would certainly be queues all through and into Sunday even when the Christians would be getting Set for Church service.
see analysis..........i pray make dem prove da analysis wrong.........27 lounloun
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 10:55am On Mar 17, 2016
Oyehomie:

Lol..is pant a bad tn...dats hw i was brot up...nd it's pure cotton nature is actually gud for ur health nd it makes u feel free....


Nooo...d digital make sense ooo...qutyjoice helpd me....nd it's relatively cheap...on konga

Just passing by........Ya welcm once again
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 10:57am On Mar 17, 2016
Qutyjoice:


Just passing by........Ya welcm once again
Lol..dd u c dat?
It is nt meant for u to c ooo..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:58am On Mar 17, 2016
iambibi:
.. Him don already dey fall for chommie lipsrsealed ehen
make hin dey quick rise again o, road no dey dat place o, DTOBS na my guy eventhough I stress am small bfor hin get d babe
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 10:59am On Mar 17, 2016
iambibi:
... Sure and and hope u did too.. Am still tinking abt ma own list o...
yh, i did......couldn't even think much abt mine cos if i cn av my way, i want to enter that place with just a big spacious school bag........baby, just take all the NECESSARY things, don't goan carry plenty load ooo......at times, dose soldiers might force u to carry those loads on ur head, cnt imagine u doing that.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 10:59am On Mar 17, 2016
Brimmie:


Lol.. cheesy Same here! But na briefs me I dey wear. Na hin go make sense for Camp sef. So ur middle leg no go dey fly upandan. wink wink

Heya! Joy is a durling! tongue

Pls what's middle leg Lol.....How com yu know my name?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:00am On Mar 17, 2016
jubrealguy:
sorry senator.....how u take know their real names, gud mrng in btw
Haaaa since ni ooo before he went on Ummrah trip with PBM fa grin grin he asked them personally though. Infact make I complete my amebo by saying that himself either forgot or he is trying to give a better pronunciation to Adijah which I know of grin cheesy

Make I run away before amodu, Hardie14 and AdunniIwo would fire me wordly stray bullet oo tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:01am On Mar 17, 2016
Gosj01:
*peeping *



What I have for camp
1. Passport


2. Folder which contain all my documents



3. That's all!


No time to carry load
baba I syt u, na u den dey call man, some men for here don turn women already
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:01am On Mar 17, 2016
Kbs468:

Well, Kennedybellow, No doubt you are not always a regular here but once you come online, it's always with the crucial and most importantly, mouth watering and jaw dropping News that usually catch our attention is what you often come up with as your first ever post here in Golden City that I know apart from your introduction is the Breakdown TT for BATCH A 2016 which eventually ended being the template with which our various institutions actually worked with as regards MOBILIZATION and all what have you not until the Lacadastical and unending change in the TT.


Having poured out all of the above for the benefit of many who doesn't know you here, I would say that I kinda seem to agree with that rumour though SIMPLY BECAUSE, NYSC RESUMPTION IS USUALLY WEDNESDAYS AND THAT APRIL 27th IS A WEDNESDAY.

Meaning that the Friday of a thing originally looks and sounds awkward actually because how do we resume on a Friday when Muslims would be planning for Friday's JUMMAAT worship and one is not settled yet like others alike because there would certainly be queues all through and into Sunday even when the Christians would be getting Set for Church service.
I rebuk every spirit of 27th April in Jesus's name...waaaattt?
Abeg guys make we dey say positive tns ooooo....ahhha..kilode fa
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2016
iambibi:
.. Nooooooo, na u o, u no see d song wey i suffer compose for, because of d way u dey do ur watchman job?..keep it up bro!! grin

i saw it late jare,welldone.
replace dt bro with honey,jubrealguy isnt jealous so fear not
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2016
jubrealguy:
see analysis..........i pray make dem prove da analysis wrong.........27 lounloun
Ameen Brother
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2016
Gosj01:


Abi nah... that kind level na to just stroll enter camp!
lol... I feel u guy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 11:02am On Mar 17, 2016
Rukkyola:

Eshey! I never said I loved u. I said I love qutyjoice no be u. Wait 4 ur turn.

Confession tym from my love, I love you more hun
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:03am On Mar 17, 2016
o boy see crowd... DTOBS where are you...come & take attendance. Next week own go dey rough pass...my people una welcome oh!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:04am On Mar 17, 2016
Fraiser:
baba I syt u, na u den dey call man, some men for here don turn women already
Sooo all ya white nko? U go buy abi? Who get tym to dey wash?
Wachin isn't ma thn ooo...
So na jst ur documents u dey carry go camp....
I kno say ma inlaw na Nairanaire nah...soi..Dollarnaire..na maami go suffer am
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:05am On Mar 17, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Good Morning.

Still awake. Waiting for my bae merikims
pressy u sure sey na bae u dey wait for abi u don get insomnia, which kyn luv b dat... Go see ur doctor or prophet shapally o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:05am On Mar 17, 2016
Oyehomie:

Lol....
I am sooo gud oooo...ma qutyjoice is takin gud care of ds her baby sooo well o...sooo..i am gud
Hw re u tu
thumbs up to ur wifey, she's obviously learnt a lot frm iambibi.....I am perfect as u can see....now i av meat in my ear, added an inch to my height, getting fitter if i must say.......anyway, i heard u wear pata inside boxers come wear sokoto on top again
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:05am On Mar 17, 2016
eaglevision:


whaaaaat! lol oyehomie come and reply ya wife for me,hw did i miss this?
Wettn u miss o?..Ahh see bad belle oooo...na 'reason' she dey talk jawe....ahhh...ur vision ehn...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:06am On Mar 17, 2016
Brimmie:

Bros! Na when you turn mei-guard?? grin grin
lol...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:07am On Mar 17, 2016
eddykisses1:


So who's the right person? Bro you better go and meet chisophia b4 I slap sense out of your brain...Rukkyola, please eat well b4 I come back from work. iambibi ke kwa nu? Fraiser hope say you dey wella? Eaglevision da boss, I hail thee
Don't mind Sirguy542. He thinks he can delude me. NEVER!
**helps him to knot his tie, carries his briefcase, sees him off to garage, gives him his briefcase,pecks him and waves him**
I will prepare ur favourite dish for dinner.
Enjoy ur day @ wrk. Bye!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 11:07am On Mar 17, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Pls what's middle leg Lol.....How com yu know my name?
Lol.. "Ese Aarin" grin grin The ONLY leg that can make you "work" without moving.
Are you not Joy Omo Mr. Kini! cheesy cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:08am On Mar 17, 2016
eaglevision:


i saw it late jare,welldone.
replace dt bro with honey,jubrealguy isnt jealous so fear not
Mr. Nightcrawler, i can't recall having any spokesman cos i am never tired of doing the talking myself......u got that?

Good morning sir
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:09am On Mar 17, 2016
eddykisses1:

Guy, receive sense biko...u just dey chyke all the girls one by one...
chyke ke...anyway u don't understand..rukky knws exactly what am saying.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:11am On Mar 17, 2016
Kbs468:

Haaaa since ni ooo before he went on Ummrah trip with PBM fa grin grin he asked them personally though. Infact make I complete my amebo by saying that himself either forgot or he is trying to give a better pronunciation to Adijah which I know of grin cheesy

Make I run away before amodu, Hardie14 and AdunniIwo would fire me wordly stray bullet oo tongue
lol.....which u know of.......abi all ds boiz don dey pass backyard enter house ni?

Good job bro......more wives and children to u already filled house
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 11:12am On Mar 17, 2016
jubrealguy:
thumbs up to ur wifey, she's obviously learnt a lot frm iambibi.....I am perfect as u can see....now i av meat in my ear, added an inch to my height, getting fitter if i must say.......anyway, i heard u wear pata inside boxers come wear sokoto on top again
Lolzz....learnt fem iambibi you said? Duhhh..ma babe na her sister she b nah...u don forget say we marryd b4 una? Sooo..na ma wife dey teach ur babe o.....
Plus tnks to brimmie...na Briefs no be panties....nd yeah...trouser on boxer on brief.....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by eaglevision(m): 11:14am On Mar 17, 2016
iambibi:
.. Lolz Na because ur food burn dats y u dey provok? grin Lolz, .. Chaii , oya sorry no vex, take fruit salad replace the burnt food...!! And be happy!

thanks jare even after u dn abuse me, am always seeing ma mentions late most times cos no light no fuel network also doing yamayama.i am just sick of this country,cnt something good happen in Nigeria, Change is nw spelt backwards,dnt try figuring that cos change is meaningless ryt now.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 11:14am On Mar 17, 2016
hardie14:

walahi olodo ni bobo fraiser yi
the bed dem go giv u for camp, who go giv u bedsheet abi na like that you wan sleep ontop am??
we never dy do exercise heat no gree us wear cloth.
if we come do exercise inside this heat with out clothes in, you no know say na bucket of sweating be that ni??
so how u go take clean the sweat if u no get hanky ir face towel.

anyways, how is you? is you fine? how are your night. takes kia ehn**** am off to watch jenifa diari.
ok gud morni, I is fyn, my nyt are guds, how were ur nyt too? U see bed u still dey talk about bedsheet again, nawa but to u o, as I dey lyk dis I fit sleep ontop bench for one month. Wia I go get tym for all dose paparazi, how many hours of sleep we dey even talk about self

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