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I was watching Emmanuel TV late last night and my jaw dropped deep in my lap when a robust older woman wailed that an animal had humped her honeypot in her dreams.

The pitiful plaints of this bereaved mother and wife could be heard throughout the impressively large SCOAN auditorium.

Prophet T.B. Joshua was taken aback apparently and asked her what the animal looked like. Unblushingly, she stated that it was a “very very big monkey”. I believe she meant King Kong.

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this one was way too much for me to process.

Essentially, to the best of my knowledge, having sex with an ape, or rather a gargantuan gorilla in your dream(s) calls for a very very violent deliverance.

To make matters more maniacal, she said the “very very big monkey” came unto her for five freaking times, five!!!!! Not one, not two, not three, not even four!!!! That's wickedness in the highest order if you ask me!!!

And something sinister tells me she felt the slash—with rough sweeping strokes—in each extremely excruciating thrust.

Heaven only knows how many particularly painful thrusts it took this tremendously diabolical douchebag monkey to cumplete (intentional verbal mishap) just one seemingly agonizingly slow round of demonic sex, or more correctly speaking satanic sex. Not to mention how many rounds might've made up the whole five meetings.

The spiritual realm—which must control the physical—has become totally gaga.

Scarry

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Scarry

Sure is.