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Please Advice Is Requested by Stoical(op): 7:19am On Mar 21, 2016

Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person who's going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. My country people as am typing this message I still dey dia ooh since yesterday, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even one old man at age 97years dey lie down beside me, e dey ask me if my people never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down o, What should I do next ?
Mbuk!!

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Re: Please Advice Is Requested by LEOSIRSIR(m): 7:21am On Mar 21, 2016

We all die there hen.. grin

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Ayt27(m): 7:38am On Mar 21, 2016

Push the 97 year old man out, but make sure he's in front.

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Mjshexy(f): 8:12am On Mar 21, 2016

Simple...just throw a knockout there & scream boko grin

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Monalisa185(f): 8:23am On Mar 21, 2016

Stoical:
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person who's going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. My country people as am typing this message I still dey dia ooh since yesterday, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even one old man at age 97years dey lie down beside me, e dey ask me if my people never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down o, What should I do next ?
Mbuk!!

lmao...thanks man, you just made my morning...

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by JoeCutie(m): 9:02am On Mar 21, 2016

Stoical:
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person who's going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. My country people as am typing this message I still dey dia ooh since yesterday, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even one old man at age 97years dey lie down beside me, e dey ask me if my people never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down o, What should I do next ?
Mbuk!!

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Stoical(op): 10:27am On Mar 21, 2016

Monalisa185:
lmao...thanks man, you just made my morning...

My pleasure...just wondering wat to do ooooo

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Stoical(op): 10:30am On Mar 21, 2016

lmao...thanks man, you just made my morning...[/quote]My pleasure...just wondering wat to do ooooo

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Stoical(op): 10:33am On Mar 21, 2016

@Joecutie don't laugh only, pls advice. As for those who suggest book levels...a beg, that is more risky, as the last time a cousin attempted that, he had tires all over him, as Anaconda would wrap a thing...don't ask what happened afterwards...

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by JoeCutie(m): 10:38am On Mar 21, 2016

Stoical:
@Joecutie don't laugh only, pls advice. As for those who suggest book levels...a beg, that is more risky, as the last time a cousin attempted that, he had tires all over him, as Anaconda would wrap a thing...don't ask what happened afterwards...

Wait, are you actually serious? Tot it was a joke.

Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Monalisa185(f): 10:52am On Mar 21, 2016

Stoical:
My pleasure...just wondering wat to do ooooo

com'on man, we all know that was a beautiful joke...

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Re: Please Advice Is Requested by Stoical(op): 6:24pm On Mar 21, 2016

Monalisa185:
com'on man, we all know that was a beautiful joke...

I wish it was...thank God the village head came and made some incantations...already, my phone battery was almost off. I am back to PH now. Guess, I was supposed to miss the Rivers re-run...#experienceofalifetime
@Joecutie...yeah, it sounded that way, until I noticed that people came with their mats...reason, they were not sure how's long it'll take for the village head to come

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