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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 2:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
forkadict:


No wahala baby. Notin dey happen. U can trust me on that.

@All, it's official. It's now 1960-2.

I know it ain't easy cos I've treaded that path before. But please make the best use of the wait...


Oga Forkadict happy weekend oo
Wow so much permutations to that! Where are the gurus? Come help with this 1960-2 oo
60-2=58
69-2=67
96-2=94
61-2=59
91-2=89
19-2=17
90-2=88
196-2=194

Therefore (300,120,60) - (1960-2) = NLNG2016 recruitment

I no think say this one na maths oo!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by lambalamba: 2:46pm On Mar 19, 2016
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forkadict:

@All, it's official. It's now 1960-2.
I know it ain't easy cos I've treaded that path before. But please make the best use of the wait...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 2:52pm On Mar 19, 2016
lambalamba:



1960.... Remains same with his earlier code.. thats About 60 people.

-2.... Invites in Q2

My thots...

This interpretation looks more like it.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 3:46pm On Mar 19, 2016
An uncle tells his nephew, Junior, "If u take 1st in class i would buy you a new shoe before school resumes for the next term". Junior takes 1st in class and runs to his uncle, "Uncle see my report card, i took 1st in class". Uncle is happy and keeps silent about his promises for a long while.

2 days before school resumes, Uncle tells Junior, "I still remember my promise to you, i would buy you the shoe soon, u hear". Junior smiles and is ecstatic that his uncle has actually not forgotten his promise.

Mid-way into the new term, the Uncle comes back and says, "Junior, don't worry, your new shoe is coming soon". Junior nods in acceptance.
3 more terms have passed and Junior's Uncle is still promising to buy him the shoe.

What would Junior do?

1.) Junior knows that he did not beg his Uncle to buy him a new shoe, his Uncle said it out of his own volition.
2.) Junior knows that his Uncle has the money to buy him the new shoe.
3.) Junior is very much aware that if his Uncle had not promised to buy him the new shoe, he would still have managed his old shoe to school.
4.) Junior is not happy that his Uncle is delaying in keeping to his promise.
5.) Junior also knows that he cannot force his Uncle to fulfill his promise.
6.) Junior continues to carry 1st in class, whether his Uncle buys him the new shoe or not.

Be like Junior.


Atink En-el-en-gee know say this tin aff enter iscoming... ok...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
LOLZZZZ. Bobz na wa o. One can no longer post innocently without folks reading meanings into my posts.

I just meant that there are 2 slots reserved. One for @ladyF for teaching me how to add special effects to posts on Nairaland like this [size=40pt]one[/size].

And the second slot was reserved for @Ezinne1990 for obvious reasons.

The remaining slots are still up for grabs.

By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by freeradical(m): 7:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
forkadict:
LOLZZZZ. Bobz na wa o. One can no longer post innocently without folks reading meanings into my posts.

I just meant that there are 2 slots reserved. One for @ladyF for teaching me how to add special effects to posts on Nairaland like this [size=40pt]one[/size].

And the second slot was reserved for @Ezinne1990 for obvious reasons.

The remaining slots are still up for grabs.

By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?
Kai....we don suffer! embarassed

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:57pm On Mar 19, 2016
cashme28:
An uncle tells his nephew, Junior, "If u take 1st in class i would buy you a new shoe before school resumes for the next term". Junior takes 1st in class and runs to his uncle, "Uncle see my report card, i took 1st in class". Uncle is happy and keeps silent about his promises for a long while.

2 days before school resumes, Uncle tells Junior, "I still remember my promise to you, i would buy you the shoe soon, u hear". Junior smiles and is ecstatic that his uncle has actually not forgotten his promise.

Mid-way into the new term, the Uncle comes back and says, "Junior, don't worry, your new shoe is coming soon". Junior nods in acceptance.
3 more terms have passed and Junior's Uncle is still promising to buy him the shoe.

What would Junior do?

1.) Junior knows that he did not beg his Uncle to buy him a new shoe, his Uncle said it out of his own volition.
2.) Junior knows that his Uncle has the money to buy him the new shoe.
3.) Junior is very much aware that if his Uncle had not promised to buy him the new shoe, he would still have managed his old shoe to school.
4.) Junior is not happy that his Uncle is delaying in keeping to his promise.
5.) Junior also knows that he cannot force his Uncle to fulfill his promise.
6.) Junior continues to carry 1st in class, whether his Uncle buys him the new shoe or not.

Be like Junior.


Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 8:01pm On Mar 19, 2016
forkadict:
By the way, I thot the general concensus here is that folks are not interested in anything short of specific date for the rapture?

Chairman na condition dey mek cryfish bend ooo!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:42pm On Mar 19, 2016
Badema:


Chairman na condition dey mek cryfish bend ooo!

LOLZZZZ. I understand my broda. It is well.

If I stumble on anything I go still come drop am for here in German language. I no send bad belle people dem. It's just that the whole situation is too dynamic and can really challenge one's sanity.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 8:46pm On Mar 19, 2016
forkadict:


LOLZZZZ. I understand my broda. It is well.

Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 8:54pm On Mar 19, 2016
cashme28:


Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Tor, u wan pursue me from nairaland be dat o.

I don't want to add more tension to the already tense situation.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by sp500: 10:42pm On Mar 19, 2016
cashme28:


Infact, the way e be now eh... i dey find meaning of this "LOLZZZZ" and "It is well" wey u just type...*decoding tins*
LOL= day, ZZZZ= month= 4, it is well= number of successfuls
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Uchboggy(m): 6:39am On Mar 21, 2016
New week,new hopes

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by epic5: 9:47am On Mar 21, 2016
I think it is clear and easy though.
In the year of our Lord 1960 Nigeria gained her independence. 1960-2 implies our long awaited independence will be achieved in Q2.
Badema:


Oga Forkadict happy weekend oo
Wow so much permutations to that! Where are the gurus? Come help with this 1960-2 oo
60-2=58
69-2=67
96-2=94
61-2=59
91-2=89
19-2=17
90-2=88
196-2=194

Therefore (300,120,60) - (1960-2) = NLNG2016 recruitment

I no think say this one na maths oo!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 9:58am On Mar 21, 2016
epic5:
I think it is clear and easy though.
In the year of our Lord 1960 Nigeria gained her independence. 1960-2 implies our long awaited independence will be achieved in Q2.

Yea every permutation at this point holds water, I agree to that, Q2 is just days away! We will still be hopeful as always!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 12:29pm On Mar 21, 2016
Even after @Forkadict don put disclaimer for this code-racle ena still dey analyse? Kwantinyu...

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 12:47pm On Mar 21, 2016
naastyme:
Even after @Forkadict don put disclaimer for this code-racle ena still dey analyse? Kwantinyu...

Mai broda. Ai wonda...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Badema: 2:16pm On Mar 21, 2016
naastyme:
Even after @Forkadict don put disclaimer for this code-racle ena still dey analyse? Kwantinyu...
Just to keep the thread alive and busy oo
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 2:26pm On Mar 21, 2016
Just imagining how those that would get a regret eventually would feel after this long wait. Nlng make una get human sympathy and wrap this whole thing, except ofcourse you guys want to absorb everyone left. Hoping for the best though, cos # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by GetPosted: 5:14pm On Mar 21, 2016
Guys, do you know anyone who did his/her assessment in Lagos/Port Harcourt but got a regret mail?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by missyuppy: 6:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
ItsTime4me:
Just imagining how those that would get a regret eventually would feel after this long wait. Nlng make una get human sympathy and wrap this whole thing, except ofcourse you guys want to absorb everyone left. Hoping for the best though, cos # I still believe in Jah's undeserved kindness

I totally agree wyt u on this..it will b so unfair to reject anyone at dis point..if dey wantd to do so,dey shld hv let go of those dey didnt want by now..NLNG,pls conclude this process once and for all before "person go go babalawo house" (A joke o!!!)
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Uchboggy(m): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2016
GetPosted:
Guys, do you know anyone who did his/her assessment in Lagos/Port Harcourt but got a regret mail?
valid question please

Me don't know though
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cattysmilez: 7:42pm On Mar 21, 2016
Uchboggy:
valid question please

Me don't know though

Yup i do, y u ask tho'
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 8:03pm On Mar 21, 2016
GetPosted:
Guys, do you know anyone who did his/her assessment in Lagos/Port Harcourt but got a regret mail?

I do.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tygrins007: 7:39am On Mar 22, 2016
This wick is the weak
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 7:58am On Mar 22, 2016
Finally your MARCH is getting a closure. grin grin

tygrins007:
This wick is the weak
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 8:33am On Mar 22, 2016
This guy, heeeeeeeeeh, be careful of what u say o. No make wetin happen for 1769 to repeat hesef o.
tygrins007:
This wick is the weak
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 8:56am On Mar 22, 2016
tygrins007:
This wick is the weak

WHO said it
could not be done?
And what great
victories has he to
his credit which
qualify him to judge
others accurately?

- Napoleon Hill.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by lawisong(m): 8:56am On Mar 22, 2016
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 9:00am On Mar 22, 2016
See vexing... shocked

lawisong:
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 9:03am On Mar 22, 2016
Wetin happen for 1769...abeg


ItsTime4me:
This guy, heeeeeeeeeh, be careful of what u say o. No make wetin happen for 1769 to repeat hesef o.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 9:24am On Mar 22, 2016
lawisong:
3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.

Be like Junior.

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