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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Opinedecandid(m): 3:46pm On Mar 22, 2016

And the baby understands this evil get-even posture?

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 3:46pm On Mar 22, 2016

lemme nt pretend... ah 4 laff tire

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by YabaLeftist: 3:46pm On Mar 22, 2016

Lobbish.

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by BLWeb: 3:46pm On Mar 22, 2016

Whats this?

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by gigabyte13: 3:47pm On Mar 22, 2016

;DYou will be like kiiiliiiiiiiiiii, my head catch am. ;DYou will be like kiiiliiiiiiiiiii, my head catch am.

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Igbo20(m): 3:47pm On Mar 22, 2016

haaaaaa dat ATM pif

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by vanvick247(m): 3:48pm On Mar 22, 2016

Lolz. The kind end time laugh wen I go laugh d person eh!!! D person go must cry.

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by southernbelle(f): 3:48pm On Mar 22, 2016

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 3:52pm On Mar 22, 2016

no be only swallow, is it eba?
I would smile internally sha, then proceed to a different ATM.

Jokes apart, the word is RETRACT, I see lots of people say swallow in reality.

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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Klinsp(m): 3:52pm On Mar 22, 2016

End Time ATM.

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by olascojojo: 3:59pm On Mar 22, 2016

prayer answered

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by BossDanniee(m): 3:59pm On Mar 22, 2016

Lol! I'll laff and move on

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Greataausim(m): 4:01pm On Mar 22, 2016

Hahaha..... As e dey happen, I go sings.....

I don receive alerts na God wins

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by tgmservice: 4:01pm On Mar 22, 2016

nland is turning to somethin else. Now tell me who is more brainless the mod that put this on fp or the people that think this is funny

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 4:06pm On Mar 22, 2016

Like when someone drives past you in a reckless manner, almost bashing your car, only to fly into a ditch.

You first check to make sure no one died

then you burst out into laughter cheesy

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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 4:07pm On Mar 22, 2016

hehehehehehe cheesy

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Rotimisegun: 4:12pm On Mar 22, 2016

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Faith111: 4:13pm On Mar 22, 2016

I remember when i was in 100L and my bunky in Final yr was oppressing me. Whenever i wanted something from my small cupboard up, she will start folding clothes in her lower cupboard and let me stand for eternity or tell me to stretch and get what i need.
One day as i was stretching to get something, my cooking spoon landed on her head and gave her a bump.
I almost laughed but i controlled myself and rushed to her and started pressing her head. My roommates had a good laugh. I was sympathetic though, but the truth is i felt good somehow like God don punish you today.

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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 22, 2016

Ayodejioak:
It's a stale joke... I used it as dp on my samsung A800 flip phone.

who asked u for d type of fone u r using

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 4:33pm On Mar 22, 2016

Lolaabokoku:
Funny

happy birthday Lola Aboko Die

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by XaintJoel20: 4:37pm On Mar 22, 2016

NobleAngell:
Chai! I will walk up to him with a smile and say,"no its not the atm, its karma". Then I'll flip ma hair and walk away

At that point you would not need cutlery to "chop slap"...

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by XaintJoel20: 4:40pm On Mar 22, 2016

Faith111:
I remember when i was in 100L and my bunky in Final yr was oppressing me. Whenever i wanted something from my small cupboard up, she will start folding clothes in her lower cupboard and let me stand for eternity or tell me to stretch and get what i need.
One day as i was stretching to get something, my cooking spoon landed on her head and gave her a bump.
I almost laughed but i controlled myself and rushed to her and started pressing her head. My roommates had a good laugh. I was sympathetic though, but the truth is i felt good somehow like God don punish you today.

Did this incident happen in Uniben. (Hall 1 or Hall 2)

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by stzy(m): 4:42pm On Mar 22, 2016

SweetOlive:
Lmao

in ur mind u'll b lik " is it because I be bouty na'im make u come ride me" oya collect am

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by asiwajumi(m): 4:43pm On Mar 22, 2016

NobleAngell:
Chai! I will walk up to him with a smile and say,"no its not the atm, its karma". Then I'll flip ma hair and walk away

even if u don't have bike money back home?

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 22, 2016

NobleAngell:
Chai! I will walk up to him with a smile and say,"no its not the atm, its karma". Then I'll flip ma hair and walk away

Lmao..

Wicked are Thou..

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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by whoAreYou11: 4:54pm On Mar 22, 2016

The more i look at the picture, the more i laugh grin

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by evy1(m): 4:56pm On Mar 22, 2016

NobleAngell:
Chai! I will walk up to him with a smile and say,"no its not the atm, its karma". Then I'll flip ma hair and walk away

then you will receive a flipping slap. tongue

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by oseiwe(m): 5:15pm On Mar 22, 2016

Cutehector:
Hhahhaahhahahha

I swear even if say u dey show empathy inwards, u go dey happy insyd ur mind!

Bro, ur signature is damn wicked!

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Cutehector(m): 5:18pm On Mar 22, 2016

oseiwe:

Bro, ur signature is damn wicked!

I know right.. grin

It's just a tip of d fireberg.

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 5:23pm On Mar 22, 2016

....

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by ferdison(m): 5:24pm On Mar 22, 2016

kennyman2000:
You wont also be able to use the ATM machine naaaawww

why?? you will use it with joy... it happened to me in Auchi, d guy was forming smart, he just came, n walked to my front, I didn't argue, at once d machine swallowed his card... I was like God catch u today....... I withdrew my small change happily.....

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 22, 2016

Lol...na 4 him face I go dey laugh

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