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Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by kennyman2000(m): 5:34pm On Mar 22, 2016
ferdison:
why?? you will use it with joy... it happened to me in Auchi, d guy was forming smart, he just came, n walked to my front, I didn't argue, at once d machine swallowed his card... I was like God catch u today....... I withdrew my small change happily.....
Now i know better. Thanks.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by eminent007(m): 5:45pm On Mar 22, 2016
html14java:
hmmmm... so, are we supposed to laff?
Yes we are but not you grin grin grin grin

You can cry if you want cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by eminent007(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
repogirl:
Is this supposed to be funny? undecided
Not to you.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by eminent007(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2016
html14java:
hmmmm... so, are we supposed to laff?
Yes we are but not you grin grin grin grin

You can cry if you want cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by NobleAngell(f): 5:50pm On Mar 22, 2016
XaintJoel20:
At that point you would not need cutlery to "chop slap"...
For wetin? Am I karma?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by NobleAngell(f): 5:51pm On Mar 22, 2016
asiwajumi:
even if u don't have bike money back home?
I will stroll(not trek) back home.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by SweetOlive(f): 5:57pm On Mar 22, 2016
stzy:
in ur mind u'll b lik " is it because I be bouty na'im make u come ride me" oya collect am
Like seriously... For me to use the same machine and yet get my cash - you know that feeling cheesy
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by NobleAngell(f): 6:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
evy1:
shocked shocked then you will receive a flipping slap. tongue tongue
From my hair ryt? grin
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by asiwajumi(m): 6:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
NobleAngell:
I will stroll(not trek) back home.
if from berger to mainland nko? U will keep strolling?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by asiwajumi(m): 6:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
NobleAngell:
I will stroll(not trek) back home.
if from berger to mainland nko? U will keep strolling?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by evy1(m): 6:31pm On Mar 22, 2016
NobleAngell:
From my hair ryt? grin
tongue tongue tongue Thank God You Know.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by jaey(m): 6:32pm On Mar 22, 2016
This also is fregging hilarious

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by skimmy005: 6:36pm On Mar 22, 2016
lol
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by stzy(m): 6:42pm On Mar 22, 2016
SweetOlive:
Like seriously... For me to use the same machine and yet get my cash - you know that feeling cheesy
he wuld b reading d inprint on ur body Boldly screaming "karma"
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Dexema(m): 6:47pm On Mar 22, 2016
NobleAngell:
Chai! I will walk up to him with a smile and say,"no its not the atm, its karma". Then I'll flip ma hair and walk away grin
why must it be a he?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by NobleAngell(f): 6:52pm On Mar 22, 2016
asiwajumi:
if from berger to mainland nko? U will keep strolling?
I ll stroll to the nearest atm.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by NobleAngell(f): 6:53pm On Mar 22, 2016
Dexema:
why must it be a he?
He/she. U ok now?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Dexema(m): 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
NobleAngell:
He/she. U ok now?
I have always been ok, just made an observation.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by SkinnyDude(m): 7:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
FvckeDyoBiTch:
People still use atm?...Not hilarious undecided
vanquay
dashmeyansh

mod go soon ban this account
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 8:49pm On Mar 22, 2016
cheesy
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Lolaabokoku(f): 10:05pm On Mar 22, 2016
ActOfWar:
happy birthday Lola Aboko Die
Tnx! Lolz
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Tjango(m): 10:12pm On Mar 22, 2016
I would jx shout d lord is good
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by mrdino(m): 10:24pm On Mar 22, 2016
FvckeDyoBiTch:
People still use atm?...Not hilarious undecided
Yes, we still use ATM here on earth.
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Thaiwhoe: 10:51pm On Mar 22, 2016
gosh!!!

Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by solexy4u(m): 11:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
That is exactly wat happend btw me and one guy,, he nearly beat me up, saying that I am posses... bt thank God for ppls intervention
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by pwettiejay(f): 4:00am On Mar 23, 2016
Your head haff cash the person, LOL grin
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Liljeez(m): 9:33am On Mar 23, 2016
HateU2:
I will laffff till sm1 begs me to stop cheesy
U are evil
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Nobody: 9:35am On Mar 23, 2016
Liljeez:
U are evil
cheesy grin
No bro
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Faith111: 8:47pm On Mar 23, 2016
XaintJoel20:
Did this incident happen in Uniben. (Hall 1 or Hall 2)huh
Do you know me?
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by XaintJoel20: 9:00pm On Mar 23, 2016
Faith111:
Do you know me?
I think I do....
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by Mihzwhitesutana(f): 10:06pm On Jul 28, 2020
southernbelle:
cheesy
hello I tried replying your pm but the mailer demon is not making it to deliver. Is there another way I can reach you
Re: When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card by southernbelle(f):
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