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Make una see me See wahalaoooo!
I went for the burial of a friend's granddad
somewhere in Nassarawa State. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die.
So this man came along and said that the next
person who will die is the one who decides to leave
the burial ground first. Friends, since yesterday I still dey there ooo. Nobody wan first go ooo.
Everybody just lie down. Even the old man at age
112 is lying down beside me, asking me if my people never start to look for me.
As I'm talking to you now, I'm still lying down. What
should I do next?"

just pretend die na, when everyone takes leave, sofly dust your cloths and go home, next time not every owanbe you will attend

osedvgirl:
just pretend die na, when everyone takes leave, sofly dust your cloths and go home, next time not every owanbe you will attend

Its easier said than done

Call your best friend to come there dressed up like boko haram with a fake suicide belt and grenade.

mtcheeeew

lanregbade:
Make una see me See wahalaoooo!
I went for the burial of a friend's granddad
somewhere in Nassarawa State. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die.
So this man came along and said that the next
person who will die is the one who decides to leave
the burial ground first. Friends, since yesterday I still dey there ooo. Nobody wan first go ooo.
Everybody just lie down. Even the old man at age
112 is lying down beside me, asking me if my people never start to look for me.
As I'm talking to you now, I'm still lying down. What
should I do next?"

Lmaoooo. Ahahahahahahahah

If I were you, I'd get a head start.

Start digging now for earth worms and fill up on as many as you can.

Reach for nearby leaves, so you can suck the little water contained in them.

Do this codedly though, you don't want others catching on.

Once you fill up, then hibernate. When you wake up in September, I'm sure you'd be the only one left there and would be free to simply walk away.

Are you really serious about this?

airmirthd1:
Are you really serious about this?

Do u think am joking ?

EnigmaticEnigma:
If I were you, I'd get a head start.

Start digging now for earth worms and fill up on as many as you can.

Reach for nearby leaves, so you can suck the little water contained in them.

Do this codedly though, you don't want others catching on.

Once you fill up, then hibernate. When you wake up in September, I'm sure you'd be the only one left there and would be free to simply walk away.

OMG

Everyone has refuse to go away ooo