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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tolutweety(m): 12:47pm On Apr 03, 2016
ladyF:
^^^

Lol


User account has been deactivated grin grin grin

Iffa hear undecided

tongue tongue
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 12:53pm On Apr 03, 2016
ladyF:

Happy sunday boo kiss I love [size=15pt]Davide470[/size] kiss kiss kiss
shocked shocked Awww.

angry angry
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by davide470(m): 12:55pm On Apr 03, 2016
tolutweety:


Hehe,see casting.
cheesy cheesy
We gat praise what we got though. wink smiley

But to be candid, the voice no dey bad compared to some others i have heard.
Ladyf is bae #FACT

smiley smiley


Well, I cannot argue with you na. You are boss!

We could actually do a three-someconference call. grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tolutweety(m): 1:15pm On Apr 03, 2016
davide470:
Well, I cannot argue with you na. You are boss!

We could actually do a three-someconference call. grin

Three some conference call then,this evening.
Will buzz you at 7pm.

cc ladyf
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ashleeeeee(f): 1:23pm On Apr 03, 2016
tolutweety:


Not true.
LadyF is a lady with a sweet voice. #FACT

What is "not true", that she's not in the group or that she's not a Lady?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tolutweety(m): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2016
ashleeeeee:


What is "not true", that she's not in the group or that she's not a Lady?

The latter, ma'am.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Nobody: 10:23pm On Apr 03, 2016
A reliable source has it that the first batch of successful names would be sent out 12 days after the celebration of the death of Christ in 2016. Now I understand all these 1960 codes.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tygrins007: 10:52pm On Apr 03, 2016
Sauces come and sauces go
A twist in time if you say so
The longer we wait the older we grow
The real test the patient dog the fattest bone
The end of another quarter
We Sidon dey wait for corner
Till we finally get that very male
That date with wind in our sails
Tic toc the clock tocs,your 12 days wait
if reliable...we'll say.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Titaniium: 11:05pm On Apr 03, 2016
^^^ shuu...are you not all tired...
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 4:39am On Apr 04, 2016
U don come again? We still haven't forgotten ur news of receiving a 'regret male' on a Sunday night o.

ethene:
A reliable source has it that the first batch of successful names would be sent out 12 days after the celebration of the death of Christ in 2016. Now I understand all these 1960 codes.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ashleeeeee(f): 9:47am On Apr 04, 2016
forkadict:


If I have at least a 3 week look ahead. I can arrange that. But that should be in April sha o. Cos May and June are no nos for me due to work pressure.

Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee grin

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Ezinne1990: 2:30pm On Apr 04, 2016
ashleeeeee:


Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee grin


Please no one is permitted to twerk for Forkadict. Thanks and Jah Bless
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 2:40pm On Apr 04, 2016
Lol... the race for forkadict's love begins cheesy

Ezinne1990:



Please no one is permitted to twerk for Forkadict. Thanks and Jah Bless
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2016
ashleeeeee:


Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach8


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee grin

Of course your dates have fallen short of the three week notice and I can not make it. I gave that timing cos I have already applied for a few days off in the last weekend in April subject to approval.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 4:14pm On Apr 04, 2016
Oh whao! You can already apply for leave less than 3 months after resumption?!


forkadict:


Of course your dates have fallen short of the three week notice and I can not make it. I gave that timing cos I have already applied for a few days off in the last weekend in April subject to approval.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 5:26pm On Apr 04, 2016
coolio2014:
Oh whao! You can already apply for leave less than 3 months after resumption?!



Yep. But it is deductible when you are eventually eligible to go on leave.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 7:50am On Apr 05, 2016
Hello @ Forkadict

May I know you as I am on the Island and will like to meet you.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 7:54am On Apr 05, 2016
Hello House,

As regards the meet and Twerk, is there anyone in Bonny Island so we can also do ours here.
You can reach me via taofeekabolade@yahoo.com
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 8:25am On Apr 05, 2016
Taofaj4u:
Hello House,

As regards the meet and Twerk, is there anyone in Bonny Island so we can also do ours here.
You can reach me via taofeekabolade@yahoo.com

I think I remember you from Hotel Presidential on the date of the AC. July right?.

True or false?

@Ethene You wan dey carry us play for here? The FBI boys for ds thread dey do your background research dan and until they finish the Hydrogenation wey go change ur name to Ethane still dey do press up. Nor be tomorrow your 12 days dey complete from Easter Friday? Abi ur own Easter different from our own? Even if na Easter Sunday you dey count from na since when NLNG begin dey send email from Saturday?

Beware!!!
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 8:29am On Apr 05, 2016
dane15:


I think I remember you from Hotel Presidential on the date of the AC. July right?.

True or false?

Yes it is true. but I cant decode your name so as to remember you.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 8:38am On Apr 05, 2016
Taofaj4u:


Yes it is true. but I cant decode your name so as to remember you.

I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.

You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.

I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.

Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.

One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.

Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.

Thanks
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 9:02am On Apr 05, 2016
dane15:


I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.

You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.

I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.

Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.

One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.

Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.

Thanks

Wow, this is interesting. I sent you a mail few seconds ago.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tygrins007: 9:38am On Apr 05, 2016
Taofaj4u:


Wow, this is interesting. I sent you a mail few seconds ago.
July 24th?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 10:51am On Apr 05, 2016
tygrins007:

July 24th?

Before 24th.

@All this joke below is for you. Please laugh!!!

A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"...
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the HB signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay".

The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"........
The man fainted....
Don't laugh alone.....

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
MaforBea:
Hello Guys,

Compliments of the season. I'm one of the silent followers but I have some information that if I don't share, would be quite unfair. My source in nlng resumed today and I told him/her to check and the news he/she gave me was mind blowing. He/she said that the recuritment has been moved to 3rd/4th quarter (between Sept/Oct). I had to ask if it was 3rd/4th quarter of 2015 but to my greatest shock he/she said no, 2016. I currently have a job (a decent one for that matter) and I've always made plans around my job having in mind that I may move to Bonny/Ph soon but with this news, I'm moving on with my life. Whenever nlng calls, I'll answer but please my fellow hopefuls, don't make plans around this recruitment and everyone should move on with their lives. For those that have "sources" please ask them and I'm sure they'd tell you the same thing (except they're not in the know). God Bless.

Bea.

@Bea, you are sighted. Any news?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 5:15pm On Apr 05, 2016
tygrins007:

July 24th?
Yes exactly
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tygrins007: 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2016
Taofaj4u:

Yes exactly
I think you were in my group,with the lady on specs that finished from my school right?
We went to rumola together I think....that's from presidential
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:49pm On Apr 05, 2016
Taofaj4u:
Hello @ Forkadict

May I know you as I am on the Island and will like to meet you.



No wahala. You wan twerk for me? cool cool
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2016
dane15:


I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.

You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.

I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.

Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.

One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.

Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.

Thanks



And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 8:29pm On Apr 05, 2016
forkadict:


And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?

I just tire! Made men still dey follow us drag meat. I bá o
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 9:58pm On Apr 05, 2016
dane15:

I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.
You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.
I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.
Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.
One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.
Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.
Thanks
forkadict:


And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?

Afraid e haff 'cashme'!!!

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