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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Beckytee(f): 10:48pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
wao... I no know say na for ondo state u sku o... i get friends for dia sha... u no fit sabi dem, na small bois den b . which department did u finish from? nd besides na dat owo town den born me though am not from dia
SLT. ehn ehn, so u go understand them dialect b DAT o.... if Una guys are frm my dpt I fit sabi dem
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:49pm On Apr 05, 2016
iambibi:
... Rukky, me? Your children godmother? To wear bomshot? lipsrsealed... Y naa
D party no b dulling party o. Even my children godgrandmother must wea bomshot. Daz d dress code o. But if u gurls won't b comfortable n it, make una decide on something else o.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:50pm On Apr 05, 2016
jubrealguy:
abi na buh dose boiz talk plenty oooo....... Anyway, how's your day. Hope Sokoto no enter 100 degrees cos lagos own almost reach 50
nahhh.... Today na 20 degrees... Hw you.. Hw was work today na... Our neighbour rukky has given birth o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 10:52pm On Apr 05, 2016
Rukkyola:

Chai!! Am n soup o. Is it by force? Abbeyunique2, fraiser, kbemmanuel and other minister of information in dis city. Where are thou? Please don't turn deaf ears 2 dis o.
Na jejemi I dey here o b4 Femi com start 2 dey toast me 4 hear. I don dey tell am NO since but e no wan give me peace oooooo
Hope u would relay this 2 my sent4rina when he returns from d saloon, so that he would know how faithful his wife is.
FEMI, OYO IS UR CASE OOO
I just need one chance to show I can be better than him. Even sent4rina gives u triplets I am willing to make it quadruplets or even more if you wish. All I need is just a chance. Iambibi, please beg her for me. Even if OYO is my case am willing to take u there.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 10:52pm On Apr 05, 2016
Beckytee:
SLT. ehn ehn, so u go understand them dialect b DAT o.... if Una guys are frm my dpt I fit sabi dem
I understand d language welwel o bur I no fit speak am, naso my own dey b sha, i go understand dialect i no go fit speak am even my town dialet sef to speak am na wahala. hope den d town pple nice sha abi na hostel u stay truout. I no sabi person for slt na where u base?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 10:55pm On Apr 05, 2016
iambibi:

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!
Shebi if 2 sey d sent4rina even dey dis city, e 4 better. My husband don loss again o. I wonder which kain barbing saloon fraiser carry am go wey e never return.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by stainlink(m): 10:57pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
who b d femi self? I no know am
Na me bros. Na me be Femi. Seems you might be an asset to my quest.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:57pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
lolz... i don already carry my biro o nd my 80 leaves note book wia i dey record punchlines o
.. Dats gud.... Oya get ready... Do bring back d Sent4rina naa...battle don set o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:59pm On Apr 05, 2016
Rukkyola:

Shebi if 2 sey d sent4rina even dey dis city, e 4 better. My husband don loss again o. I wonder which kain barbing saloon fraiser carry am go wey e never return.
.. The tin tire me o........ And we no fit start without him
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:01pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
dont mention jor, wots are friends for, I fit even do am for u for free sef bur iambibi don talk sey she go do am alone o
Ah! No o. Alone ke! Iambibi, please don't do it alone o. I appreciate ur kindness o but biko I want make d 2 best MC wey we get 4 dis city do am 4 me. Oya make una rethink o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:02pm On Apr 05, 2016
drjoshua2000:
All this children. How una take dey get fuel to power una phone.

[size=15pt]My people, as long as I would not like to do this, I just wanted to draw our attention to the OTHER LIFE of some of these CRITICS who come here PRETENDING to be SAINTS.

Read the snapshots below carefully:
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
CROBBOY:
From:
The Office of Minister for Information Technology and Communication,
Golden City.


To:
All Citizens of Golden City, Graceland, and all Participants/Viewers from within and outside the City.

I BRING YOU GREETINGS FROM THE PRESIDENCY AND THE VARIOUS HOUSE COMMITTEE MEMBERS.

[b]I must start by appreciating and commending our efforts and commitment in solidarity towards our emancipation from the boredom which has plagued us as a result of regularities associated with the NYSC and its scheme. I particularly express my profound gratitude to everyone who has contributed immensely to the discusses at hand thereby bringing about the much solicited and anticipated Golden City of our hopes, dreams and imaginations with information, education, inspiration and entertainment required to make timely and informed decisions before, during and after our service year.

This compilation is targeted at providing a concise list of the number of states analysed as well as the pages where those can be found. This is in an effort to salvage the recurring challenges of flipping through unending comments and pages in a quest to find a particular page containing a particular state of interest and to crave our indulgence on the number of states left out for the requisite analysis.

As I intend to make this update as often as new state's analysis are been thrown to the city, I implore everyone to contribute in analysing any state with which you have relevant information about (be it your state of origin, state of residence or state visited for only 2 hours).
[/b]

[size=13pt]In order to have your information, analysis and update captured in our database, do ensure to copy or tag as follows:[/size]

cc
CROBBOY
LogoDWhiz

OR

cc
CROBBOY
Kbs468


Thanks for your anticipated cooperation and effort in striving to foster the Unity, Harmony and Enlightenment of all.

Thumbs Up!


Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005,2055
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045,2055
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA IBOM STATE = 2052,2055
17. BAUCHI = 2055
18. NASARAWA = 2055

That's a nice move from you and Mr. Logodwhiz. More grace

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:03pm On Apr 05, 2016
Beckytee:
rukkyola: congratulations ooooo I just pray make the only female no resemble you oooo
Thank u o. But y my pikin no go resemble me? U & dis ur husband sha. I no know wetin I do 2 una family wey una just dey taunt me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sunnepa17(m): 11:05pm On Apr 05, 2016
Beckytee:
rukkyola: congratulations ooooo I just pray make the only female no resemble you oooo

Y? ...whu make d pikin con resemble?..omo ti eya ba bi eya lo maa n jo.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
CROBBOY:


[size=15pt]My people, as long as I would not like to do this, I just wanted to draw our attention to the OTHER LIFE of some of these CRITICS who come here PRETENDING to be SAINTS.

Read the snapshots below carefully:
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Mr. Crobboy, I think you should just ignore him, let him not be a distraction.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:07pm On Apr 05, 2016
stainlink:

I just need one chance to show I can be better than him. Even sent4rina gives u triplets I am willing to make it quadruplets or even more if you wish. All I need is just a chance. Iambibi, please beg her for me. Even if OYO is my case am willing to take u there.
.. Oga stainless sorry stainlink..... Av told you befor... That ma hands are tied.... As a judge u dnt expect me to take sides na... Dat would be cheating and its against the rules.... . too bad Sent4rina is not here.. Therefore we would have to reschedule d date for this challenge.... As both contenders must be present!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:08pm On Apr 05, 2016
iambibi:
no dey lie for my head... Na which time i talk say i go do am alone.... Instead u go come make we talk as we go use do am together , u dey dere day talk anoda tin...
Lmfao. U people we nor kill me with yafter dis nyt o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 11:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
iambibi:
nahhh.... Today na 20 degrees... Hw you.. Hw was work today na... Our neighbour rukky has given birth o
Work went well, I saw her telling the press how we didn't help her, i saw everything buh I'll see her tomorrow, heard twas a boy and 2 gals........baby,u av to tap into dat anointing ooo, i love triplets too oo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
Ndejiko:


That's a nice move from you and Mr. Logodwhiz. More grace

Uwc bro
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by poshboots: 11:09pm On Apr 05, 2016
Hi All,

I have a quick question. Can one choose to join the Stream II of Batch A orientation ? or is it already pre assigned which stream we are to join?

Thank you!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by AEyo1(m): 11:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
@crobboy Mbok ette no need for the unnecessary casting of our docke, cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
abah lean ke? na still my guy na, I dey feed am welwel infact na pap she drink yrsterday
Lol! Fraiser don kill me. Pap ke? Y u go give am pap. Na sick people dey drink pap na. Y u no give am pounded yam. Hope sey u put milk & Milo 4 d pap sha
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2016
Rukkyola.

Give bro stainlink a chance..
Let him prove himself..


Let's enjoy. cheesy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:12pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
abah lean ke? na still my guy na, I dey feed am welwel infact na pap she drink yesterday nyt, na only bath nd shavin hin no fit do
U no get water 4 ur house ni?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:13pm On Apr 05, 2016
poshboots:
Hi All,

I have a quick question. Can one choose to join the Stream II of Batch A orientation ? or is it already pre assigned which stream we are to join?

Thank you!!


Yes.. it's ore assigned by nysc.
Method used we don't know..

If you're given stream I. U can decide to chill at home and reprint your cul few days to stream ii.
But it will be advisable if you mail nysc, make your reason known (if it is genuine). And they may put you forr stream II
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by walexitouk(m): 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
Rukkyola and iambibi happy flexing on GC
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2016
ABB1:
Congratulations Iya community...



Oga amebo, eshey!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 11:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
AEyo1:
@crobboy Mbok ette no need for the unnecessary casting of our docke, cheers

Obong-ete mbok Kpong Ufan ami

Point of correction brother, I am not casting our Doctors. I am only reacting to 1 Critic. Imagine such a Medical Doctor undecided gush!!!

I am willing to do more. Sometimes silence makes no sense.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 11:18pm On Apr 05, 2016
Fraiser:
who b d femi self? I no know am
Na stainlink b Femi o. That guy wey I dey use do shakara 4 una during registration. Wey I talk sey e b guru. Wey I sey I wan marry. Hope u don remember.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chatabdul(m): 11:19pm On Apr 05, 2016
iambibi:
nahhh.... Today na 20 degrees... Hw you.. Hw was work today na... Our neighbour rukky has given birth o

I heard from sokoto to hell-fire is only N20!! How true is that?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:19pm On Apr 05, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Rukkyola. Give bro stainlink a chance.. Let him prove himself.. Let's enjoy. cheesy
undecided
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:22pm On Apr 05, 2016
Rukkyola:

Ur excellency sir, what I do again? Is it 2 much 4 u 2 congratulate me on my children's birth as d president ov dis city?
Y u wan come start false accusations 4 my head again?


Congratulations on ma..

We are waiting for your husband to confirm this news for us..

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