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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Switlife: 6:30am On Apr 06, 2016
9249th post! Amazing how far this thread has come.
I wonder who has the most comments.

FTC cheesy

cc: LadyF
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 7:19am On Apr 06, 2016
O God, Please force the once glorious NLNG that has reduced to nothing more than a name and oil-money remuneration to be considerate enough to let us know what our faiths are, amen! No matter how much I try, not knowing if my wait would end up fruitful or futile keeps affecting my performance at my current project. Not that I am desperate to make it, no. I just want to put this behind me and give my best to whatever I would be permanently (at least for the near future) doing. Not knowing if I would be committing and making others commit both financially and psychologically to a project I would possibly have to leave midway is killing my spirit and my work... cry

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ladyF(f): 7:52am On Apr 06, 2016
Switlife:
9249th post! Amazing how far this thread has come.
I wonder who has the most comments.

FTC cheesy

cc: LadyF
lol the feeling is bliss!!! Enjoy it while it lasts... grin
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dway4ward: 8:08am On Apr 06, 2016
Plenty looked at NLNG like the Saudi Aramco of Nigeria, professional pinnacle in Nigerian Engineering, sadly. Seems the expectations and sacrifices were wrongly directed.
forkadict:


And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 8:17am On Apr 06, 2016
forkadict:


No wahala. You wan twerk for me? cool cool

Oga!!
No wahala. where can we meet?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 9:09am On Apr 06, 2016
forkadict:


And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?


That is why, I said jokingly that what if someone meets his/her Manager at the Meat and Twerk party?

If you check current recruitment trends in some organizations, to be a Manager, you need about 5 years experience.

Some guys already had minimum of 2 years experience before they submitted their resumes and I will not be surprised if some are already Managers where they are.

Some also have plum jobs, judging by my AC experience and just want to experience working for the world class company that pays the biggest tax in Sub-saharan Africa while enjoying that bus stop feeling that comes with knowing that there are very few career alternatives left that is if there is any better place. This is the only feeling that can cure some people's love for job hopping.

So if NLNG will be a demotion by the time it comes, it is one some will gladly accept.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 11:54am On Apr 06, 2016
At biggest tax is this verified information? quite a handful of companies pay more than NLNG at entry level.


dane15:



That is why, I said jokingly that what if someone meets his/her Manager at the Meat and Twerk party?

If you check current recruitment trends in some organizations, to be a Manager, you need about 5 years experience.

Some guys already had minimum of 2 years experience before they submitted their resumes and I will not be surprised if some are already Managers where they are.

Some also have plum jobs, judging by my AC experience and just want to experience working for the world class company that pays the biggest tax in Sub-saharan Africa while enjoying that bus stop feeling that comes with knowing that there are very few career alternatives left that is if there is any better place. This is the only feeling that can cure some people's love for job hopping.

So if NLNG will be a demotion by the time it comes, it is one some will gladly accept.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by prelinctus: 12:00pm On Apr 06, 2016
You guys are really overhyping this 'manager' thing. undecided undecided. Anybody can be one. Think big.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ItsTime4me(m): 12:04pm On Apr 06, 2016
Fact! I like people who talk reality. Not like some of us who by our actions or inactions pretend as if they are not affected by this wait. I just don't know what to say about Nlng now.
naastyme:
O God, Please force the once glorious NLNG that has reduced to nothing more than a name and oil-money remuneration to be considerate enough to let us know what our faiths are, amen! No matter how much I try, not knowing if my wait would end up fruitful or futile keeps affecting my performance at my current project. Not that I am desperate to make it, no. I just want to put this behind me and give my best to whatever I would be permanently (at least for the near future) doing. Not knowing if I would be committing and making others commit both financially and psychologically to a project I would possibly have to leave midway is killing my spirit and my work... cry

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by StringerBell: 12:55pm On Apr 06, 2016
Lol @ItsTime4me. Of course it affects everyone, at least we think about it. More important though is our reaction to it. Should one sit with folded arms waiting for the NLNG hammer to drop? Or go out there and engross oneself in life-bettering ventures or decisions? Don't mean to sound impudent but I chose the latter option towards the end of last year and I can't fully express how glorious things have been...so much that if the offer comes later than Sept, it might not make financial sense for me anymore. Let's not forget, this NLNG thing is not guaranteed for all, I can't stress that enough. Don't delay any decisions you need to take, unless you have none to take, then you're fine. Don't be afraid, even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.
@Naastyme, keep trying and giving your best. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Don't let it be said of you that you didn't give your best.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 1:15pm On Apr 06, 2016
True @StringerBell. Best thing to do is to try as much as possible to be affected by the wait minimally. Unfortunately, when others would be affected (cos of some big decisions made, huge money spent on training and equipment, end results in sight, etc.) if you would have to leave, then it becomes more than just about you and gets even worse the longer the wait. The choice would then be to either sympathize and forfeit your ambition, or leave them and pursue your ambition while they do damage control. Honestly, none of the two options seems pleasant and that has been my troubles.

StringerBell:
Lol @ItsTime4me. Of course it affects everyone, at least we think about it. More important though is our reaction to it. Should one sit with folded arms waiting for the NLNG hammer to drop? Or go out there and engross oneself in life-bettering ventures or decisions? Don't mean to sound impudent but I chose the latter option towards the end of last year and I can't fully express how glorious things have been...so much that if the offer comes later than Sept, it might not make financial sense for me anymore. Let's not forget, this NLNG thing is not guaranteed for all, I can't stress that enough. Don't delay any decisions you need to take, unless you have none to take, then you're fine. Don't be afraid, even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.
@Naastyme, keep trying and giving your best. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Don't let it be said of you that you didn't give your best.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by vantage7: 1:37pm On Apr 06, 2016
StringerBell:
Don't be afraid, even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.

Lol

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2016
coolio2014:
At biggest tax is this verified information? quite a handful of companies pay more than NLNG at entry level.
http://energynews-ng.com/nlng-claims-highest-taxpayer-in-nigeria-sub-saharan-africa/

prelinctus:
You guys are really overhyping this 'manager' thing. undecided undecided. Anybody can be one. Think big.
Yes ANYONE can be a Manager in ANY TYPE of organization but not the ones I have been with.

ItsTime4me:
Fact! I like people who talk reality. Not like some of us who by our actions or inactions pretend as if they are not affected by this wait. I just don't know what to say about Nlng now.

I can't believe anyone who says he/she is not affected. We all are but it depends on how you manage the effect on your life. No one wants a loss-loss situation. On the barest minimum, a win-loss, if not a win-win.

StringerBell:
Lol @ItsTime4me. Of course it affects everyone, at least we think about it. More important though is our reaction to it. Should one sit with folded arms waiting for the NLNG hammer to drop? Or go out there and engross oneself in life-bettering ventures or decisions? Don't mean to sound impudent but I chose the latter option towards the end of last year and I can't fully express how glorious things have been...so much that if the offer comes later than Sept, it might not make financial sense for me anymore. Let's not forget, this NLNG thing is not guaranteed for all, I can't stress that enough. Don't delay any decisions you need to take, unless you have none to take, then you're fine. Don't be afraid, even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.
@Naastyme, keep trying and giving your best. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Don't let it be said of you that you didn't give your best.
Words of wisdom from a sage!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by StringerBell: 2:33pm On Apr 06, 2016
naastyme:
True @StringerBell. Best thing to do is to try as much as possible to be affected by the wait minimally. Unfortunately, when others would be affected (cos of some big decisions made, huge money spent on training and equipment, end results in sight, etc.) if you would have to leave, then it becomes more than just about you and gets even worse the longer the wait. The choice would then be to either sympathize and forfeit your ambition, or leave them and pursue your ambition while they do damage control. Honestly, none of the two options seems pleasant and that has been my troubles.

Bro, I totally get you. But then look at it in this light. What if you never applied to NLNG? What if you were immersed in this project and another too-good-to-be-true opportunity came along from elsewhere that required you to leave immediately? Wouldn't you leave the project anyway? I'm just trying to stress that NLNG's presence is immaterial. Action or inaction, shit will still happen. Once again I agree it's a hard decision. You got this far though so I won't assume you are afraid of hard decisions. But then the easier it is, the more it takes away from its merit of being a "decision" in the first place. Goodluck.

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by forkadict(m): 3:37pm On Apr 06, 2016
Taofaj4u:


Oga!!
No wahala. where can we meet?

Where on the island are you? Finima, Bonny or RA?
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by scarletdp(m): 3:51pm On Apr 06, 2016
StringerBell:
even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.
StringerBell:

But then the easier it is, the more it takes away from its merit of being a "decision" in the first place. Goodluck.

Food for Thought
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dane15: 4:45pm On Apr 06, 2016
prelinctus:

Dude chill, you're getting emotional. Let's stick to the discussion. My point is that anybody can become a 'manager' as long as there's no bias or prejudice involved.

My point: From most recruitment campaigns that I have seen for Managerial roles, they ask for 5 years + experience. Some people with @least 2 years experience when they applied would have become Managers by now. - Fact.

Your Point: Anybody can be a Manager. Think Big? What's the correlation between Point 1, "Think Big" and Point 2?

My response: Being a Manager of people requires a lot- technical intelligence, emotional intelligence and people skills not just anybody becomes one except in an "anyhow" organization and certainly not in any of the organizations where I have been.- Fact

Your response: "Apparently, you've been with substandard ones with lots of glass ceilings. No wonder you left." What's the correlation between my response and your judgmental response?

I am still trying to understand you my guy.
If you have a degree in Critical Cynical Sadism don't try to apply it on us here. I just hope the HR guys here have not already fished you out because I am really struggling to match the ITEC with all the traits you have exhibited from Day 1.

Just make sure you do not slip, I beg you.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by airsaylongcon: 6:24pm On Apr 06, 2016
Silence is the best answer to a ph**l. I don't know why some of u get dragged in to battles with some monikers. It's just like me seeing "no offeinse" on NL and then responding. I know I am just setting myself up for a huge waste of my time with the moniker that signs off with that

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by prelinctus: 6:55pm On Apr 06, 2016
dane15:


My point: From most recruitment campaigns that I have seen for Managerial roles, they ask for 5 years + experience. Some people with @least 2 years experience when they applied would have become Managers by now. - Fact.

Your Point: Anybody can be a Manager. Think Big? What's the correlation between Point 1, "Think Big" and Point 2?

My response: Being a Manager of people requires a lot- technical intelligence, emotional intelligence and people skills not just anybody becomes one except in an "anyhow" organization and certainly not in any of the organizations where I have been.- Fact

Your response: "Apparently, you've been with substandard ones with lots of glass ceilings. No wonder you left." What's the correlation between my response and your judgmental response?

I am still trying to understand you my guy.
If you have a degree in Critical Cynical Sadism don't try to apply it on us here. I just hope the HR guys here have not already fished you out because I am really struggling to match the ITEC with all the traits you have exhibited from Day 1.

Just make sure you do not slip, I beg you.
You started well but ended up getting emotional again. I'm exercising a lot of restraint here, dude. Chill

Back to issue, I said you should think big because you sounded like you were intimidated by the so called 'guys with plum jobs' at your AC. For example, if you were a Chevron or Mobil staff, would you be worried that someone from saipem,seplat or whatever is in the race with you? So, like I said, think big.

As for the issue of 'managers', all those traits you mentioned are not hard to come by. Considering that more than two-third of AC candidates passed, you should know that quality traits abound. You probably should change your circle of friends. Anybody can be a manager, you just need that opportunity.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by cashme28: 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2016
prelinctus:

You started well but ended up getting emotional again. I'm exercising a lot of restraint here, dude. Chill

Back to issue, I said you should think big because you sounded like you were intimidated by the so called 'guys with plum jobs' at your AC. For example, if you were a Chevron or Mobil staff, would you be worried that someone from saipem,seplat or whatever is in the race with you? So, like I said, think big.

As for the issue of 'managers', all those traits you mentioned are not hard to come by. Considering that more than two-third of AC candidates passed, you should know that quality traits abound. You probably should change your circle of friends. Anybody can be a manager, you just need that opportunity.

Oga Prelinctus, please note that this depends on ur definition of manager o. There are managers, and there are managers. The qualifications required for a managerial position varies with different organisations.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Prinzofparis: 7:53pm On Apr 06, 2016
cashme28:


Oga Prelinctus, please note that this depends on ur definition of manager o. There are managers, and there are managers. The qualifications required for a managerial position varies with different organisations.
.
even person wey dey sell gnld na manager..lol
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by whatsupguys: 8:39pm On Apr 06, 2016
Still on the matter? All the best guys!

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Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tygrins007: 5:03am On Apr 07, 2016
I think no one really knows when we'll actually get closure,even insiders are confused, our instincts are mixed-up, the company sef kwa lipsrsealed na Sidon look dey forge ahead we dey.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by Taofaj4u(m): 7:11am On Apr 07, 2016
forkadict:


Where on the island are you? Finima, Bonny or RA?

I live in Bonny but I work with IMT Dept and I go to RA almost every working day as well as some weekends.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by coolio2014(m): 2:28pm On Apr 07, 2016
Another week gone undecided

Taofaj4u:


I live in Bonny but I work with IMT Dept and I go to RA almost every working day as well as some weekends.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by weomet: 2:57pm On Apr 07, 2016
naastyme:
O God, Please force the once glorious NLNG that has reduced to nothing more than a name and oil-money remuneration to be considerate enough to let us know what our faiths are, amen! No matter how much I try, not knowing if my wait would end up fruitful or futile keeps affecting my performance at my current project. Not that I am desperate to make it, no. I just want to put this behind me and give my best to whatever I would be permanently (at least for the near future) doing. Not knowing if I would be committing and making others commit both financially and psychologically to a project I would possibly have to leave midway is killing my spirit and my work... cry
No be NLNG go tell me my fate.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by naastyme(m): 4:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
I am pretty sure u are smart enough to understand I meant faith fate with regards to the recruitment which leaves me puzzled as to 'who go tell you your own'.

weomet:

No be NLNG go tell me my fate.
Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by MrSneh: 6:06pm On Apr 07, 2016
weomet:

No be NLNG go tell me my fate.

You don baff?

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