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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yaso(m): 2:04pm On Apr 07, 2016
With all dese boredom and after waiting helplessly for camp to open, you now found out that you are going with stream 2; what would you do?? Me I go just go village go stay with grandma cos see finis
h don too much for house.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 2:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
jubrealguy:
lwkmd...... top am bawo, lol...... congrats to the largest portion man, na hin work pass..... how r d triplets anyway, I find sent4rina go, i neva still see am oo
.
The triplets are doing very fine. I am beginning 2 think that my sent4rina has fled out of out of this country ooo.
D guy just lemme run go. If no b because of d love wey I get 4 am, I 4 don re-marry since.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 2:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie:

Rukkyola...i no understand wettn jubrel dey talki ooooo...wettn he dey top oo....abi nah him get d largest portion ni?
I don talk say i knooo chuck mouth put for una family matter o...but iambibi 's husby noo let m rest o...
Rukkyola is in soup oooo. This one wey all of una just dey lie put 4 my head. So u mean him self don dey follow lie sey he top something. OYO IS HIS CASE O when Iambibi hears this.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 2:13pm On Apr 07, 2016
okitaiji:
my dear I resigned from my job since January when our first TT came out so as to enabled me rest for a month before the main koko, but nysc has now turn to chameleon, so since then na to wake up, eat and sleep again. boredom nearly kill me already
Boss, OYO IS OUR CASE O.
Sorry u hear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
shuaibbs:


Personally me I b APC person, but ahswear I no understand wetin dey happn again! I neva strt to dey bd mouth anybody sha ... I don see suffer for pple eye, and d suffrn no look lyk say e go soon end... Now ma prayr na mk him jst do this one thng... Sign d budget so I fit get dt NYSC kwali move on with life...

And I seriously hope he does that before another junketeering!




#Cheers
if u see me when i dey campaign for APC dat year, u go think say na millions dem carry give me....... now my friends just dey mock me.....buhari fit be OLODO bt his opponent was not any better jare.....All they did was gave us two wrongs to choose from

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by girlyesosae(f): 2:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
CROBBOY:


Nice one dear.

Your second and last paragraph greatly share my view. On the other hand, are you not contradicting yourself with what you previously said?

Loool. I knew it would seem that way. I didnt mean he shouldn't travel at all. I was just kind off looking at priorities. To me as a spectator it seems that is what they (him and his team) are must concerned about.

Sha by fire by force this country must be great.
#OneNigeria
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 2:23pm On Apr 07, 2016
yaso:
With all dese boredom and after waiting helplessly for camp to open, you now found out that you are going with stream 2; what would you do?? Me I go just go village go stay with grandma cos see finis
h don too much for house.
Hehe...Stream 2 ke! God forbid bad thing. Daz d baddest thing, sorry d worst thing that can ever happen. Make I better start fasting & prayers na
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 2:23pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie:

Rukkyola...i no understand wettn jubrel dey talki ooooo...wettn he dey top oo....abi nah him get d largest portion ni?
I don talk say i knooo chuck mouth put for una family matter o...but iambibi 's husby noo let m rest o...
e joor oo, me mo top anything oo......lol. ayam loyal to my wife ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by katerine7(f): 2:31pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie:
Lol...no nah......no b sooo.....o ya keep talking
ok na, make I begin start to dey talk
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:41pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:

Thanks. I will send u a PM. I need ur suggestions.

I have done something with respect to that. Check your mail and reply me.

Have Fun Dear!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:42pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie:


Nooo..abwg don't be ooo.....lol
Tnx jawe for welcoming me .....
Hope u av bn gud while i ws away...no quarrel watsoeva wif any neighbour...?
lolz... Ohh i go begin talk toh... As for quarrel.... no quarrels atol sir,....... D only tin be say, thay don KIDNAP our neighbour husband, Sent4rina.... And his wife jst drop triplet faa..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:42pm On Apr 07, 2016
yaso:
With all dese boredom and after waiting helplessly for camp to open, you now found out that you are going with stream 2; what would you do?? Me I go just go village go stay with grandma cos see finis
h don too much for house.

Nice thought brother.

As for me, I have been preparing myself in expectation of either of them.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 2:44pm On Apr 07, 2016
girlyesosae:


Loool. I knew it would seem that way. I didnt mean he shouldn't travel at all. I was just kind off looking at priorities. To me as a spectator it seems that is what they (him and his team) are must concerned about.

Sha by fire by force this country must be great.
#OneNigeria

Yes! Nigerian can be great again.

That is where you and I come in.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 2:45pm On Apr 07, 2016
jubrealguy:
e joor oo, me mo top anything oo......lol. ayam loyal to my wife ooo
... Awwww, and ayam loyal to my husband..... Luv u plenty plenty honey..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by jubrealguy(m): 3:10pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
... Awwww, and ayam loyal to my husband..... Luv u plenty plenty honey..
trust u plenty dear, hope d day is making brain
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 3:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:

If he likes, when he leaves China, he should visit all the countries in the world rather than coming back home to sign the f*cking budget. I am freaking tired of this our so-called government.

Our leaders are aware of but ignore our feelings. Was this how they were treated during their time? I wonder if the think going to service is the only thing that worries us. Many of us are already disorganized.

Due to the indefinite time 4 our service, many of us are denied access to valuable job. Some of us that used to have, resigned already. Some working are likely to be displaced soon by new employees, because many firms want stable workers.

Boredom is one of the things I despise most. It can result to psychological, social and health problems. Many of the jobless ones among us battle with this all day long, especially those of us who do not have friends within the neighborhood.

As a way of suppressing this boredom, I am now a social network & movies addict. I wonder how this won't affect me in future. I haven't made any money and yet I am forced to squander the little I have on data subscription just to quench boredom.

NYSC has turned me into a house watch dog. Nothing that happens @ home passes me by without my acknowledgement. I have become a 'Miss know it all'. Series of questions are being posed to me by the busy ones who go out on daily basis, which I must provide answers to except I if was slumbering and didn't notice when the event took place. Imagine! Questions like:
1. Was there light at all today?
2.Even little children would ask me, "did anybody come to look 4 me at all today while I was away?"
3. Why is there no water in the house?
4. My younger sister would ask, " why did you finish up the food i left in the flask?" Even if I wasn't responsible for the allegation.
And many more questions.

Within the last few months of my stay @ home, I have gained weight. Reason because I tend to eat too much. I visit the kitchen at least 5times in a day. At least by the time we youths become 'papa ajascos' @ home. The government would find something to do about us.

The law of diminishing marginal utility now applies to me as a human being. My value in the house tend to diminish as my family see more of me. I keep reminiscing doz times while I was an undergraduate. When I hardly visit home during school breaks. The best I had ever done is spend 2 weeks @ most at home per section except during ASUU imposed break. I used to be pampered whenever I showed up @ home. But now, the reverse is the case. Rukky has become an errand girl.

SOMEONE WITH CONNECTION TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT BUHARI SHOULD HELP ME FORWARD THE ABOVE TO HIM.

Make una help me beg am sey make he quick come back house com sign budget. April 27 must not fail oooo

Sweetheart, I can imagine your ordeal and am sure many here share your situation!

It is abysmal !

It is appalling !!

It is totally unacceptable !!!

But find solace in the fact that it will all be over one day, and you'll look back only to smile at all this brouhaha...







#Cheers
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:21pm On Apr 07, 2016
Oyehomie:
[b]WHEN TO BE SILENT . . .

1. Be silent in the heat of anger - Pro 14:17

2. Be silent when you don't have all the facts - Prov 18:13

3. Be silent when you haven't verified the story - Deut 17:6

4. Be silent if your words will offend a weaker person - 1 Cor 8:11

5. Be silent when it is time to listen - Prov 13:1

6. Be silent when you are tempted to make light of holy things - Eccl 5:2

7. Be silent when you are tempted to joke about sin - Prov 14:9

8. Be silent if you would be ashamed of your words later - Prov 8:8

9. Be silent if your words would
convey the wrong impression - Prov 17:27

10. Be silent if the issue is none of your business - Prov 14:10

11. Be silent when you are tempted to tell an outright lie - Prov 4:24

12. Be silent if your words will
damage someone else's reputation - Pro 16:27

13. Be silent if your words will
damage a friendship - Prov 16:28

14. Be silent when you are feeling critical - Jam 3:9

15. Be silent if you can't say it
without screaming it - Prov 25:28

16. Be silent if your words will be a poor reflection of God on you - 1 Pe 2:21-23

17. Be silent if you may have to eat your words later - Prov 18:21

18. Be silent if you have already said it more than one time - Prov 19:13

19. Be silent when you are tempted to flatter a wicked person - Prov 24:24

20. Be silent when you are supposed to be working instead - Prov 14:23

"WHOEVER GUARDS HIS MOUTH AND TONGUE KEEPS HIS SOUL FROM TROUBLES" (Prov 21:23).

"BE STILL, AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD" (Ps 46:10)

"BE QUICK TO HEAR AND SLOW TO SPEAK".

However, to be silent in some situations is not an act of foolishness, it is simply a display of divine wisdom.
May none of us fail the test of time. Amen!

God bless u all.[/b]




Gud morningMa queen..qutyjoice, ma inlaws..fraih nd fraiser, ma neighbour iambibi nd her husby, jubrealguy, Iya ibeta Rukkyola...congratulations ooo...even though we neva kno who thier father is.....biotechsholla nd his wife, Ma padi crobboy nd Sc31, Abbeyunique2, brimmie, ma used to be Crush b4 i met ma babe, katerine7, paraga, iron lady spixytinxy, ma fellow ighravweIG, night crawler nd padi, eaglevision...hw s ya health...kbs468, dtobs...pressy logodwhiz..i get ma eye on u ooo...,merikims, missoyin.....to mention bt a few..ma fellow GC citizens....i greet u all....
Av a great day....
Has sent4rina been found?
My brother, what an excellent write up...
Well done sire
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by DTOBS(m): 3:23pm On Apr 07, 2016
My my people my people ...
How are you all doing?

Hmmmmm......it is well....
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Chinweukamaka(f): 3:26pm On Apr 07, 2016
Hello GC,hope u r all hving a 1derful day.i want to say a BIG THANK YOU to all of you for your buffday wishes to my daughter,may d gud lord bless and keep you all and grant you your heart desires AMEN
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 3:35pm On Apr 07, 2016
yaso:
With all dese boredom and after waiting helplessly for camp to open, you now found out that you are going with stream 2; what would you do?? Me I go just go village go stay with grandma cos see finis
h don too much for house.
lolz....awwww... Yaso wants to stay with grandma!! Lolz, no worry, By the time village witches pursue the hell out of your life, nobody go advice you to run go hide for township!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 3:45pm On Apr 07, 2016
CROBBOY:

Guru You don dey learn how to dey wind person like Fraiser and Fraih abi
undecided
Me? CROBBOY, Me? embarassed

CROBBOY:


I always knew there are other parts of you that we're unfamiliar with. IMAGINE YOUR EXCELLENT ORGANISATION OF FACTS undecided

I Tell you!
That was a Bunch Rukkyola.
I can imagine what you go through... embarassed

***
Oyehomie, I see You. Good one from you. cool
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by okitaiji(m): 4:43pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:
Boss, OYO IS OUR CASE O. Sorry u hear.
lipsrsealed
Rukkyola:
Boss, OYO IS OUR CASE O. Sorry u hear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 5:00pm On Apr 07, 2016
CROBBOY:


I have done something with respect to that. Check your mail and reply me.

Have Fun Dear!
Thanks. I got d mail. I have replied u already.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by BlizzydoDo(f): 5:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
yaso:
With all dese boredom and after waiting helplessly for camp to open, you now found out that you are going with stream 2; what would you do?? Me I go just go village go stay with grandma cos see finis
h don too much for house.
Lols, dat stream 2 thought cross my mind 2day o.... I jus end up say God 4bid

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 5:11pm On Apr 07, 2016
shuaibbs:


Sweetheart, I can imagine your ordeal and am sure many here share your situation!

It is abysmal !

It is appalling !!

It is totally unacceptable !!!

But find solace in the fact that it will all be over one day, and you'll look back only to smile at all this brouhaha...







#Cheers
Thanks dear.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kbemanuel: 5:19pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:
.
The triplets are doing very fine. I am beginning 2 think that my sent4rina has fled out of out of this country ooo.
D guy just lemme run go. If no b because of d love wey I get 4 am, I 4 don re-marry since.

U jst dey dey wake up abi

Wen person name na sent- 4rina, d guy na 4rina na
He don travel go foreign land
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kbemanuel: 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2016
A photographer in ondo state camp told me he received a call frm camp that he shld start preparing 4 camp scheduled 4 27th of dis month......

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:46pm On Apr 07, 2016
iambibi:
.. Stainlink av told you times without number PUNCHLINES SPEAKS LOUDER THAN VOICE!!!.. No let me cancel the challenge o haba!!
e b lyk say, hin never ready to marry jare, as hin dey fear to write punchlines
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:48pm On Apr 07, 2016
sabatok:
Even the bible warned us about APC but we don't read our
Bible.
Proverbs 24 vs 21 and 22...
"My son fear the Lord , And fear the King as well; Do not
associate with those that
say "CHANGE "
22: For their calamity comes quickly... and the disaster they
both may bring.

Tired of dis change sef
lol.... Mehn guys dey vex o, na still d change till 2019 o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 5:50pm On Apr 07, 2016
SomebodysMrs:






Hehehe Fraiser fraiser
somebodysMrs somebodysMrs I dey anser u na... Hw has been ur day? nd how is my rival somebody doin today
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:01pm On Apr 07, 2016
Qutyjoice:


Tanks hun, hehehe Malaria don comot o(Yu sure sey yu fit arrest am?)....London trip mk sense kpa(Like I shd just go bk)....Oyinbo pikin ke? dem dey use Oyinbo for rituals too?? dem no dey use Afin again?....Ofcourse I go check momma up dz weekend......Ao yur wife hun?
lol... Den dey arrest malaria o, na dongoyaro herb b malaria police, as per d oyinbo wey i dey talk, no b for rituals o, no kobalise ur broda o, u know wall get ears, i just one use d fyn oyinbo do house maid for my wife ni. If u won go see mama for weekend abeg tell me because I get one peruvian hair I won send give her make mama dey luk gud for village nd no forget tell her sey I dey com wit my wife blizzydoDo next week to com greet dem for village make dem prepare dat my favourite egusi soup wit isapa for ground nd flexible poundedyam
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 6:05pm On Apr 07, 2016
Rukkyola:

I pray sey that ur eyes wey u dey use look us no go blind.

Chai! Who b dis self? Ah! Blizzydodo, so it's u.
Please o, don't misunderstand that o. It used to be just normal lessons. I wasn't too good with biology doz days. Na ur Fraiser b my God sent then o. If not, na last position I 4 dey carry 4 biology. So help me say thank u to him.

Thanks 4 understanding. Eshey!
hope sey u dey show your husband sent4rina som of d skills u learn from d biology tutorial dat yr sha

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