Rukkyola:

I go give that ur suggestion serious thought o. After all my husband don loss. But my fear now na ur Blizzydodo o. B4 she go vex put poison 4 my food.

you know my wife to b an affectionate nd understandin person na, my wife no harsh at all o, no worry my wife no even know wia dem dey sell poison sef, u re very safe.

Rukkyola:

Nigga is a broke ass o. Nigga no get money o.

lyk seriously? Why she come dey trouble hinsef na

Rukkyola:

Haba Fraiser, y u com dey embarrass me publicly na? No be my fault na. Biology no dey quick understand me doz days na im make. Thanks 4 teaching me sha

kai, make I no lie, u dey really enjoy my biology tutorial dat year

tuffpivot:
lol screwing mi is impossible ooo... My babe seize my own... Buh d town criers of fraiser suppose don c ur husband by now na abi dem dey join hand hide am..... Tnk God eaglevision is back employ am 2 help u luk 4 ur hubby


Good morning my people

baba na wen I don tus.h her husband up finish make I dey bring am com city yesterday na hin tell me sey hin go pupu for inside bush o I com leave am na hin my guy com pick race, hin talk sey hin dey shy to enter d city because money no dey wey hin go use do namin, since den my town criers dey fynd am upandan bur den no see am o, rukkyola e b lyk sey we go put house leg for ur husband matter o

[i]Mobash
University of Ibadan
Counselling and human development studies (G$C)
2015
Wish to serve in osun

BlizzydoDo:
poison ke? Olorunmaje

I trust my gorgeous wife

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Good to be back again,the flight was hectic,had some stopover but thank God for safe landing.
mehn i see mentions i almost faint,will do justice to em soon.

On a more serious note,even though i have a lot to say especially what has happnd in the past few weeks to me and around me,i only wanna ask a question

IS NIGERIA CURSED

Over Prepare dey worry me

spixytinxy:
my sweet broda am gud n u?

I'm fine my dearest sister

kaywiluv:
Over Prepare dey worry me

I'm dazzled

kbemanuel:


U jst dey dey wake up abi

Wen person name na sent- 4rina, d guy na 4rina na
He don travel go foreign land

I laff! But guys sha, y una wicked like this? Una go give girl belle com run away.
I don't wanto believe my sent4rina is gone 4ever. I have faith that he will come back 2 me.

Oyehomie:

Ahahaaa...it's neva tu late nah....
I av bn gud ooooo
Av missd ya soooooo much too..na wify no want make we cm home yet ooo

make una do quick com back fully o, na one year una won take do horney moon?

Oyehomie:

Jst saying ni nah......i tink say fraiser, eddykisses nd sm guys tu,...top am ni jawe....u kno wettn i mean na...but i blv say na sent4rina get d largest portion...soooo....i noo put mouth for una family again

top wetin? inlaw u no lyk me o, u won make I sulmasort lyk monkey, rukkyola husband no nice o, juju plenty for hin hand baba don set trap for dia o.

Fraiser:
hope sey u dey show your husband sent4rina som of d skills u learn from d biology tutorial dat yr sha

I dey show am well well but I no tell am sey na u teach me o. I tell am sey na natural I learn am.

Fraiser:
kai, make I no lie, u dey really enjoy my biology tutorial dat year

Oya issokai b4 u expose me finish 4 Africa.

nna mehn! wia i wan start from sef?this fully charged batry go drain untop replying mentions fa,na comprehension and summary go do am,meanwhile fraiser wetin blizzydodo mean by 'disaster awaits' (forgotten d rest) when my flight wan take off frm heathrow.she's got some explanation to do.
i dae come,make i go keep this fuel inside storex.

eaglevision:
nna mehn! wia i wan start from sef?this fully charged batry go drain untop replying mentions fa,na comprehension and summary go do am,meanwhile fraiser wetin blizzydodo mean by 'disaster awaits' (forgotten d rest) when my flight wan take off frm heathrow.she's got some explanation to do.
i dae come,make i go keep this fuel inside storex.

Lols

okitaiji:
Rukkyola today is the first of me mentioning u on dis GC thread, permit to say dat u are one of d comical being we had here and u make me to drop all my boredom and feel relax here too. concerning ur scintillating write-up above, my dear we need God's intervention in this country because i have just finished listen to femi Adesina (PA to president on media and publicity) on 95.1 Nigeria Info Abuja, all the questions thrown at him was dodge and only word that is coming out of him was "everybody is entitle to his opinion". i pray let NYSC didnt succumb to their blackmail again so that we will do dis things once and for all. continue to open eyes for fraiser dey go, i dey ur back so u can now reverse the earlier apology to him. Lol

okitaiji I lyk ur name die, bur wait o d only gift wey God no give me for dis life na d gift to understand parable, I no understand d kyn eye wey u talk sey rukky dey open o, abeg shed more lyt o.

peterveo:

I'm dazzled

Why?

Kbs468:

We bless God Almighty for the days spent in the past Brother and we are hoping and praying that the ones ahead shall be great, rewarding and fruitful to our satisfaction from today onwards by his Grace

Amen isha allah IJN

kaywiluv:


Why?

You are simply amazing...

Fraiser:
baba na wen I don tus.h her husband up finish make I dey bring am com city yesterday na hin tell me sey hin go pupu for inside bush o I com leave am na hin my guy com pick race, hin talk sey hin dey shy to enter d city because money no dey wey hin go use do namin, since den my town criers dey fynd am upandan bur den no see am o, rukkyola e b lyk sey we go put house leg for ur husband matter o

Lmfao! Fraiser, y u self go fall for him trick? U suppoz know sey my sweet sent4rina no fit shit 4 inside bush. He is too handsome & neat to do that. Na because he wan run na im make am deceive u.
About d house leg ( ese ile) wey u talk, me I no sabi any better babalawo 4 dis city oo. Na only d irumoles know where Dchiefpriest & chiefololade wey I know dey.
U get another option?

Mobash:
[i]Mobash
University of Ibadan
Counselling and human development studies (G$C)
2015
Wish to serve in osun

U are welcome. Hope u brought goodies 4 us.

CROBBOY:

Guru You don dey learn how to dey wind person like Fraiser and Fraih abi

Continue!

Anyway, How your wife Qutyjoice na? I hope say she dey bam-bam?

whyn ke? I no dey whyn person o, am a truth talker o

Mobash:
[i]Mobash
University of Ibadan
Counselling and human development studies (G$C)
2015
Wish to serve in osun

Welcome brother. Its so nice to have you around.

Are you a PCM slated for Batch A 2016? If yes I guess you should have completed your online registration?

Feel free to throw up questions bothering you as it relates to NYSC scheme and sit back and find useful suggestions and enlightenment. At the end of the entire hustle and bustle, do not forget to catch up fun.

Once again, welcome to Golden City.

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This compilation is targeted at providing a concise list of the number of states analysed as well as the pages where those can be found. This is in an effort to salvage the recurring challenges of flipping through unending comments and pages in a quest to find a particular page containing a particular state of interest and to crave our indulgence on the number of states left out for the requisite analysis.

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Find below the states analysed and page(s) where its related analysis can be found, in accordance to the order of their analysis.


1. CROSS RIVER STATE = 1999
2. EKITI STATE = 2005,2055
3. LAGOS STATE = 2030,2042,2044
4. OGUN STATE = 2031,2032,2034,2044,2045,2055
5. OSUN STATE = 2032,2035,2042
6. BENUE STATE = 2032
7. SOKOTO STATE = 2033
8. DELTA STATE = 2035,2037
9. F.C.T. ABUJA = 2035
10. KANO STATE = 2035
11. NIGER STATE = 2039
12. OYO STATE = 2041
13. KOGI STATE = 2041
14. KADUNA STATE = 2046
15. ANAMBRA STATE = 2047
16. AKWA IBOM STATE = 2052,2055
17. BAUCHI = 2055
18. NASARAWA = 2055

Rukkyola:
Lol! That means sey u must b a troublemaker o. Speak only when: 1. Mama serve u food & ur visitor first u carry spoon. 2.U need to go to the toilet. 3. U go buy something & dem no give u change. 4. Ur Call Up Later no gree print. 5. CUL print finish dem com post u go Borno 4 service. 6.NEPA bring light. Shout "up NEPA" 7. U wan mess, sey "excuse me pls" 8. Speak when u reach camp & soldiers sey make u no talk.

Lolzz

Rukkyola:

Hehe...Stream 2 ke! God forbid bad thing. Daz d baddest thing, sorry d worst thing that can ever happen. Make I better start fasting & prayers na

na so all of us dey talk wen stream2 b 27th of april, now dat dey postpone stream one to dat date we no die na, if e happen lyk dat we go stil take am nani

BlizzydoDo:
poison ke? Olorunmaje

Yhu don ear yoruba pass ♍ƺ sef, wu D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ teach ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ?

Fraiser:
na so all of us dey talk wen stream2 b 27th of april, now dat dey postpone stream one to dat date we no die na, if e happen lyk dat we go stil take am nani

Abeg, I no fit take that kain shi.t. Make dem no just find my trouble.

Mobash:
[i]Mobash University of Ibadan Counselling and human development studies (G$C) 2015 Wish to serve in osun

you are welcom bro

Rukkyola:

If he likes, when he leaves China, he should visit all the countries in the world rather than coming back home to sign the f*cking budget. I am freaking tired of this our so-called government.

Our leaders are aware of but ignore our feelings. Was this how they were treated during their time? I wonder if the think going to service is the only thing that worries us. Many of us are already disorganized.

Due to the indefinite time 4 our service, many of us are denied access to valuable job. Some of us that used to have, resigned already. Some working are likely to be displaced soon by new employees, because many firms want stable workers.

Boredom is one of the things I despise most. It can result to psychological, social and health problems. Many of the jobless ones among us battle with this all day long, especially those of us who do not have friends within the neighborhood.

As a way of suppressing this boredom, I am now a social network & movies addict. I wonder how this won't affect me in future. I haven't made any money and yet I am forced to squander the little I have on data subscription just to quench boredom.

NYSC has turned me into a house watch dog. Nothing that happens @ home passes me by without my acknowledgement. I have become a 'Miss know it all'. Series of questions are being posed to me by the busy ones who go out on daily basis, which I must provide answers to except I if was slumbering and didn't notice when the event took place. Imagine! Questions like:
1. Was there light at all today?
2.Even little children would ask me, "did anybody come to look 4 me at all today while I was away?"
3. Why is there no water in the house?
4. My younger sister would ask, " why did you finish up the food i left in the flask?" Even if I wasn't responsible for the allegation.
And many more questions.

Within the last few months of my stay @ home, I have gained weight. Reason because I tend to eat too much. I visit the kitchen at least 5times in a day. At least by the time we youths become 'papa ajascos' @ home. The government would find something to do about us.

The law of diminishing marginal utility now applies to me as a human being. My value in the house tend to diminish as my family see more of me. I keep reminiscing doz times while I was an undergraduate. When I hardly visit home during school breaks. The best I had ever done is spend 2 weeks @ most at home per section except during ASUU imposed break. I used to be pampered whenever I showed up @ home. But now, the reverse is the case. Rukky has become an errand girl.

SOMEONE WITH CONNECTION TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT BUHARI SHOULD HELP ME FORWARD THE ABOVE TO HIM.

Make una help me beg am sey make he quick come back house com sign budget. April 27 must not fail oooo

You are making sense dearie..the worst of it is dat this april no de move fast!!!