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Wife of an ineffectual Buffon! Sheppotamus in every sense!! Ugly partner of a confused, clueless ex president!!! Never will Nigeria have such a wicked couple presiding over her affairs again.

Mama peace who do like dis naa chai!!! There's God ooh!

AfroKnight:
Even with all the money and influence.

This happens to people who won't let others teach or correct them. When everybody is tired of your stubbornness no one would tell you when you get it wrong. They'd just mind their businesses to avoid your wahala.

gbam!

That's dame p in her natural form

[quote author=petkoffdrake2 post=44542402]Jeez! Her face is scary


But I'll pick her any day if she contest with Dullard for President! Her IQ is far higher than Dullards own











Bcoz u speak the same english with her, your IQ is of the same level with her, so u can vote her.

Her face looks Luke she is the corpse. And padded like corpses are padded Herr in Africa where we lay them in state and change them severally

Her makeup artist is wicked...... But this her gown hmmmmmmmmmm

She has no money to pay her Personal assistant on beauty, hence de need to do it herself, and dis is de best she culd do

How does this pay corps members allowance for the month of March?

Now the pecks of being WOTP is visible

She was like dis is nat my real face ooo

fulanimafia:
She holds the indisputable title of least glamorous first lady in Nigeria's history.

From the Maryam's to the Stella's, to Aisha; every FL was a hit back to back.

Chai kids on NL, you have actually reasoned within your scope of intellect, no one should begrudge.

I expected she will hold it upside down. Is she literate?

I wonder how the worst lowest calibre of people have been in politics and government for the last 30 years or so??

Are there no decent people that won't steal that can manage Nigeria properly??

Mama piece is Erikina of okirika.

metronaija:
https://16745-presscdn-0-7.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patience-Jonathan.jpg
Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song for late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red, best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fashion-police-arrest-patience.html

Someone looks a lot a like an old beat down war horse. I guess there are no more budgetary allocations for her wardrobe/dresser.

Looks like she rubbed nixoderm on her face

Woman calm down and sing no fear, PMB will not come here

Etizz:
Is anything wrong with it

We don Catch you...

Were Police! Arrest this person
That is the makeup artist

Na only her waka come!!? What of Jonathan and the other principal[color=#990000][/color]

metronaija:
https://16745-presscdn-0-7.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patience-Jonathan.jpg
Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song for late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red, best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fashion-police-arrest-patience.html

na only her waka come? What of jonathan and the other principal

Buhari haters, abi no b GEJ hand-bag be that wey una dey insult

Na wa for una oooo

Una no get shame like Her

chimkaire:
The rock on her finger

Yeaaa

Wili wili

Her attire looks like a powerbike suit

metronaija:
https://16745-presscdn-0-7.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Patience-Jonathan.jpg
Patience Jonathan, wife of Nigeria’s former president, came out today in Yenagoa to attend a service of song for late former governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

She emerged cladded in a black linen attire, with strips of red, best suited for the 80s, when thick shoulder pads were in vogue. The former First lady’s face was also noticeably over-pancaked, clearly missing her skin tone by several shades.

We heard that Bayelsa Fashion Police has begun an instant man hunt for her designer who may be detained in Otuoke Police station Friday night.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/04/fashion-police-arrest-patience.html

excomarow:
We don Catch you...
Were Police! Arrest this person That is the makeup artist

Lol....... Nor b me oh

Is that dusting powder on her face, just a question oh