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Prophet Mboro Claims Jesus Has A Hot Young Black Xhosa Wife In Heaven

Prophet Mboro, the man who made international headlines last week after his followers claimed he was ‘abducted’ by God during and Easter service and taken to heaven is back in the news again.

Upon return, the man of cloth claimed he took pictures of heaven using his Samsung Galaxy S5 Smartphone.

https://thesoutherndaily.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/9a42a97d65d7455eb1fba295b9f6bb99.jpgGOOD HEAVENS!!! Mboro has the whole world shocked

His spokesperson proceeded to announce that the church would be selling the heavenly pictures for R5,000 each.

Well, there is a huge twist in the story now!

Reports claim that in the first Sunday service which he gave today, the Prophet described heaven to his followers.

Whilst this is considerably normal, given that his followers and the world have been itching to hear what the man’s heaven experience was like, it is the nature of his claims that have shocked the entire world, AGAIN.

https://thesoutherndaily.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Ce-DnrNXIAAQIvk.jpgHEAVEN SELFIE? The first picture released by the church, which they claim is of the Prophet in heaven.

The most outstanding of the revelations was that Jesus Christ, the Lord and Saviour of the Christian Religion, has a young hot forever young ebony wife.

The Prophet said, “I saw heaven and it is a surprise. Jesus for example, has a beautiful Xhosa wife. She is young, hot, and extremely attractive”

In near Davinci style, the Prophet will have incensed many by his claims.

Christians generally do not want to believe their lord had sex / has sex, as Leonardo Davinci claims in the Davinci Code

Indeed history does depict that Christ probably had a wife, and enjoyed sexual relations with Mary Magdalene.

https://thesoutherndaily.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tumblr_nksn9wp1S61qikig4o1_500.jpgCould this young Xhosa number be Mrs Jesus? Prophet Mboro certainly thinks so

But Mboro’s claims will cause controversy.

Especially because the wife is not only a wife, but a “young black xhosa wife”

Zulus are going to be extremely angry, as to why Jesus did not take a Zulu number.

While most of the other tribes in South Africa are angry Jesus has a wife to begin with.

Since Mboro says he took pictures with his Galaxy Smartphone, we will wait to see pictures of his wife.

Report by SADC Bizarre Correspondent, Maynard Chizavare

Source : http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/04/03/prophet-mboro-claims-Jesus-hot-wife/

This pastor is a true christain. How many people have gone to heaven and come back? even the pope hasn't. I think this man should be made leader of all christains.
Mr pastors i have some questions for you jare.

1. Is jesus wife a black or a white?

2. Is she curvy like toolz or not?.

3. Did you remember to collect her number?

he said this after smoking gbana or ganja?

Looks like he met Olu of Warri there and smoked the best igboooo

I was reading with anger but when I saw " Report by Bizarre whatever..... " I laughed out loud. Finally a south African tasted Oshogbo weed plus Sapele Holy Water for the first time in history, and you all can see the result..... and I remembered that awkward moment I drank that and felt everyone were hanging on air.

make them smell him mouth well, he's high on dog meat water. e sure me die. pastor ni ifa ko

Buahahaha

This one eye dirty wella before e go this "Heaven" o.

When marriage no dey heaven. The only marriage in heaven is the marriage between the chosen children of God and the Lord Jesus.
All these Abrakadabra stomach infrastructure one chance pastors sef.

Africans
Some would believe this sh*t

He took that pics with camera 360
He edited it and started claiming heavenly photo


The mumu didn't just say Jesus had a wife
He said hot sexy wife

He's lusting after Jesus wife

Jesus should have directed him to hell immediately


Tho' he has a fascinating Stupidity

dear jesus forgive him.this is why you died and rose again.





























i envy the weed the op smokes...abeg make i drag small

What else is new? We knew this already. In fact, i gather she's pregnant now. Bros J is da man abeg.

Weyrey alaso...

hmmm...

Pastor Lienus Moboro... Verily Verily and Verily d lord say unto u.... Change ur stewpid way from OSHOGBO WEED.. it will only lead u to ur early grave...

Hmmmm

Cheap and worldly talk

WEED!!!

who gave this man weed

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Even a clueless fool will easily know this is a false prophet!

Kk

bignene:
who gave this man weed

lalasticlala

WEN U SMOKE EBONYE WEED

shachris02:
Report by SADC Bizarre Correspondent, Maynard Chizavare

Source : http://thesoutherndaily.co.za/index.php/2016/04/03/prophet-mboro-claims-Jesus-hot-wife/

So he went to heaven and they found that he did not meet the criteria for being in heaven, they sent him down to hell but he missed his way.
What is the bid deal?

this man is a mad man

Church business pastor's, oga prophet this lie no go sell, pls find another
Thank you

May God forgive U for this Nonsense.

Mad Pastor... Mad members...

You deserve a spot in HELL, PASTOR

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