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Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by obynocute(op): 8:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Considering the scarcity of Fuel in the country right now… Only the Rich can buy right now and only the patient ones can stay all day on the Queue.



What if someone promise to give you 50 litres of Fuel but asked you to Slap your best friend, Will you do it?
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by junketer(m): 8:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
Yes. Only if that friend is buhari
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Kondomatic(m): 8:05pm On Apr 09, 2016
He will slap me for not slapping him fast
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by kilokeys(m): 8:14pm On Apr 09, 2016
I go slap am commot Im teeth... Then give him 10 litres..
He go start to smile like deaf
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by obynocute(op): 8:17pm On Apr 09, 2016
kilokeys:
I go slap am commot Im teeth... Then give him 10 litres..
He go start to smile like deaf
lolzzzzz..
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by psucc(m): 8:21pm On Apr 09, 2016
Even two slaps per 10litres.
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Apr 09, 2016
Who best frnd don epphuh undecided
I will remba all her offences and slap wella cheesy
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 8:28pm On Apr 09, 2016
Nonsense!
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 09, 2016
Caseless:
Nonsense!
Lol, tell your oga to give us fuelgrin
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 8:51pm On Apr 09, 2016
Angelberry:
Lol, tell your oga to give us fuelgrin
4 vessels loaded with fuel arrived lagos. U neva see them?
*winks*
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Apr 09, 2016
Caseless:
4 vessels loaded with fuel arrived lagos. U neva see them?
*winks*
Jokergrin
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by obynocute(op): 8:54pm On Apr 09, 2016
HateU2:
Who best frnd don epphuh undecided
I will remba all her offences and slap wella cheesy
lolzzz... really? jst cuz of fuel?... e go better tomorrow oooo...u nva cn tell...
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by KingRex1(m): 8:57pm On Apr 09, 2016
Even my best friend go gree.. Then we share the fuel
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 9:13pm On Apr 09, 2016
Angelberry:
Jokergrin
grin grin How was ur day?
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by GenOrumov: 9:31pm On Apr 09, 2016
50 litres of fuel that will finish in less than 3 days.

Fuel is too small to jettison ones friendship.

And again, stop daydreaming. Nobody will ask you to slap your friend for 50 litres.
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 4:52pm On Apr 10, 2016
Angelberry:
Jokergrin
hi!
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Nobody: 5:01pm On Apr 10, 2016
Caseless:
hi!
wanted to invite you to my Church todaycheesy. How are u doing cassy?
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 8:00pm On Apr 10, 2016
Angelberry:
wanted to invite you to my Church todaycheesy. How are u doing cassy?
I'd have willingly honored the invitation, angel.

A friend of mine invited me today, I went to the church , I didn't stay long; the rev father was speaking igbo throughout- I left.
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by TheGoodJoe(m): 8:02pm On Apr 10, 2016
Very wrong question.

The right question is how many hard slaps will you slap your friend for twenty litres of Fuel?

Five.
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by rayblast(m): 8:06pm On Apr 10, 2016
yes i can. After slapping him I ll give him 10litres out of d 50litres. I ll explain to him dat d 10litres of fuel am giving him is a reward of d slap I gave to him. Am sure after anoda 3hours he insult my grandfather cos he knows dat I don't play with my family
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2016
Caseless:
I'd have willingly honored the invitation, angel.

A friend of mine invited me today, I went to the church , I didn't stay long; the rev father was speaking igbo throughout- I left.
lemme guess, a lady invited youtongue
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by obynocute(op): 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2016
TheGoodJoe:
Very wrong question.

The right question is how many hard slaps will you slap your friend for twenty litres of Fuel?

Five.
lolzzzzz... broda joe, fear God na..... u wan use slap spoil ur frnd future??future??
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by rayblast(m): 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2016
yes i can. After slapping him I ll give him 10litres out of d 50litres. I ll explain to him dat d 10litres of fuel am giving him is a reward of d slap I gave to him. Am sure after anoda 3hours he will insult my grandfather cos he knows dat I don't play with my family
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by obynocute(op): 8:12pm On Apr 10, 2016
rayblast:
yes i can. After slapping him I ll give him 10litres out of d 50litres. I ll explain to him dat d 10litres of fuel am giving him is a reward of d slap I gave to him. Am sure after anoda 3hours he will insult my grandfather cos he knows dat I don't play with my family
lolzzzzz... so dat u cn slap him again for a free litres of fuel... lolzz
Re: Can You Slap Your Best Friend For 50 Litres Of Fuel? by Caseless: 8:23pm On Apr 10, 2016
Angelberry:
lemme guess, a lady invited youtongue
yes! She's a friend.
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