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Marv650:
10 GROUPS OF NIGERIANS by Steward Godwin Jornsen
1. The Smart Group. The ones that know how to save their
lives and run away the moment there is conflict. No time to
waste; it doesn't matter who you support. Gbagam! Save
your life.
2. The Security Group. Those that protect Nigerians by
wearing uniforms and looking. There jobs is to come in an
arrest after all the kwata kwata has finished. It is not
because of uniform one would run into bullets.
3. The Dodging Group. This ones don't want to be hit by
anything. Comot, they will not comot. They would simply stay
their, chuck their mouth and dodge. Any small thing, they
have bent and shifted. Careful with them though, they always
love to hold microphones.
4. The Take-No-Nonsens Group. Before you know it, this
group have carried weapon and kboza somebori head has
scattered. This group know how to move from place to place
and show you that they are in-charge. My summation, wear
an helmet when next you are asked to sit next to this group
of people.
5. This Supporting Group. Not like they are beating anybody,
but they know how to run into any post and discussion and
support yeye.
6. The Idoeshi Group. Nothing can happen people. This are
the people who believe that nothing would happen. They
cannot arrest that person. They cannot do anything to our
religion. They cannot, they cannot. But they are so
disconnected from reality that they do not know when a huge
desk is coming their way.
7. The United Nations Group. This are the peace keepers who
do not know how to create peace when people have not died.
Their own is to wear uniform, have big big meeting and stand
from far looking at your country as you hit each other. Hit
him, beat him and then come to ICC.
8. The Reporting Group. The group that always hold paper.
They always want to have a story to tell. Leg no strong for
ground, but they want to look and tell something. In fact,
before the desk was lifted, they have written the whole story
up to page 10.
9. The Equality Group. What a man can see and woman can
see also. This group are women that do not want to be
cheated. Although they have to look from far. That
notwithstanding, they want to look. After all, it is equality and
human rights. Soon the slap of a woman on a man's face
would be considered equal to the slap of a man on a
woman's face.
10. The Online Blogging Group. They are never near the real
action. Their own is to peep and post. Post and Repost. They
would stay in foreign country to tell you that the system is
working. These are the people who when they leave this
kind of place would say: The senator was just arranging the
hall.
As for the people on the far left of the photo, I shall come to
them later. Half-a-man.
SO WHICH IS YOUR GROUP?