₦airaland Forum

1. What's your name? = Who's your father?
2. Where are you from? = Are you from my tribe?
3. What do you do? = How much do you earn?
4. How do I look? = Tell me I look good
5. How are we getting there?= Do u have a car?
6. Is this your car? = Wow!!! Is this your car?
7. Can you give me a ride? = Can you take me out on a date?
8. Have you eaten? = I'm hungry
9. Will I see you tomorrow? = Will u take me out again tomorrow?
10. Will you call me? = Should I call you?
11. Who is she? = Who's that b****?
12. Are you in a relationship? = Can we start a relationship?
13. Is this your house? = Can I move in with you?
14. When is your birthday? = Never forget my birthday
15. Where are you going? = When are you coming back?
16. Where are you? = Who are you with?
17. Do you like kids? = How many kids should we have?
18. Do you like me? = Do you love me?
19. Do you love me? = Will you marry me?
20. Will you marry me? = I'm pregnant

So brothers listen attentively and know what to do. Especially if the questions come at awkward times
Credit: K-otix

These are what you hear when the relationship just got started... After a few months she starts to nag. No codes involved.
= Girl: Hmmm! Which girl voice I dey hear for background? Let me speak to your friend, i want to greet him... Say "I love you"... Louder pls, network is shaky!
Lmao!

Lol..... U somehow nailed us.....

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dajoaneke:
These are what you hear when the relationship just got started... After a few months she starts to nag. No codes involved.

that's when she has stamped her presence now. If every couple keep doing what they did when they started their relationship newly, there won't be problems and break ups

You are 80% correct @ Op....

Lol..

You did good... Lemme add mine!!

Do you really Love me??= Why are you a cheat??

This op sef, you just said the truth most especially no 12 and 16...lol

Lol .. You're actually right

Aisha96:
I hate to admit, but you are right. OP, why exposing our innermost secrets?

No harm intended. Just trying to bridge communication gap and help the brothers flow

Aisha96:
Not happy with you.
Must you be a tell-tale? What's wrong with allowing them to discover the code behind the encryption.

Aunty no vex o. Nairaland has thought me some things so I decided to pay back and besides many babes have been exposing our male secrets too making us as good as naked. So its not bad if things are made equal

Aisha96:
Okay. Keep it up.

Thanks

Perfect!!!