₦airaland Forum

Alexbabybird:
You said 'required to wear tight-fitted vests'. In a situation whr a lady has big boobs and decides to hide them under loose vests, is it not allowed?

In other words u av big boobs.. As long as the vest is white, u are safe

LieDetector:
can't seem to find any big boob in your dp

i prefer packaging them well and hiding them beneath clothes

DrMeroThaEmperor:
The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^ ... More so, they claim to know the Camp Director, Camp Captain, even the State Governor.

The Mummy's/Daddy's boy/girl: these graduates were brought to camp by their parents & siblings. Guy, I vex for these kids.

The Americanas: These folks schooled in institutions in Canada, Finland, Russia, Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, etc... Dem nor dey let people hear word for camp. "I schooled in Sao Tome and Principe so fear me o"

The Love Birds: the love-killi-me-I-die people. They even pray to be posted to the same LGA.

The humourous and hilarious guys: this is sometimes made up of one guy or a group of guys. There is no dull moment when you are around them. My friend Etizz, a NL, falls into this category. He is a one-man-mopol... No dullness.

The dumb: they don't talk, contribute or even suggest. . . All they do is stare and sometimes laugh to events best known to them. #Tufiakwa

The Professors: these guys believe they went to the best schools & studied the best course... I taya for them abeg.

The Boring Zombies: no hard feelings to Buhari loyalists here- My unreserved apologies.
Now, these guys are both deaf & dumb, expressionless, no sense of humour, no opinion, no ideas, etc... They have no say of their own. They only do things when they see others doing them, for the 21 days you won't see them talk, smile, laugh, cry, complain, miss parade, morning meditation, man o' war drills, etc... I don't know if they are shy but I doubt! They are just brainless dumb introverts slash zombies.

The Oppressors, Bullies & Cultists: them dey but na only men with eyes go see them.

Enjoy yourselves guys & girls!

So on point! So u sef camp for yikpata

Those who are sex freaks... Always looking for who to have fun with at any slight chance dey have...

Alexbabybird:
i prefer packaging them well and hiding them beneath clothes

makes you a good girl doesn't it?

Abalado:
So are going thr also to take what does nt belong to them,like if u do anyhw with ur bocket of water or ur phone,dts d end..i cud rmnba dat year shj

whr ddu serv?

engrlarex:
e get some people wey come camp kan take pictures....i have an hausa friend in my room then named farouk aka rukuuz..honestly within One week, the guy picture don reach 2000 on phone, the one wey e snap with photographer don reach 500...i guess he was doing so to show them in dia village he went for service make e no be say dem go dey say e no serve like that time wey dem say Buhari no get WAYEK..










who picture don epp?

WAYEK. lolzzz

DrMeroThaEmperor:
The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'

The business Men: They hawk recharge cards, sachet water, pieces of art, network marketing, even laundry, etc


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^ ... More so, they claim to know the Camp Director, Camp Captain, even the State Governor.

The Mummy's/Daddy's boy/girl: these graduates were brought to camp by their parents & siblings. Guy, I vex for these kids.

The Americanas: These folks schooled in institutions in Canada, Finland, Russia, Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, etc... Dem nor dey let people hear word for camp. "I schooled in Sao Tome and Principe so fear me o"

The Love Birds: the love-killi-me-I-die people. They even pray to be posted to the same LGA.

The humourous and hilarious guys: this is sometimes made up of one guy or a group of guys. There is no dull moment when you are around them. My friend Etizz, a NL, falls into this category. He is a one-man-mopol... No dullness.

The dumb: they don't talk, contribute or even suggest. . . All they do is stare and sometimes laugh to events best known to them. #Tufiakwa

The Professors: these guys believe they went to the best schools & studied the best course... I taya for them abeg.

The Boring Zombies: no hard feelings to Buhari loyalists here- My unreserved apologies.
Now, these guys are both deaf & dumb, expressionless, no sense of humour, no opinion, no ideas, etc... They have no say of their own. They only do things when they see others doing them, for the 21 days you won't see them talk, smile, laugh, cry, complain, miss parade, morning meditation, man o' war drills, etc... I don't know if they are shy but I doubt! They are just brainless dumb introverts slash zombies.

The Oppressors, Bullies & Cultists: them dey but na only men with eyes go see them.

Enjoy yourselves guys & girls!

you have spoken with the air of someone who knows so little about people, I would advise you keep your mouth shut on occasions you know little of so as to not expose your massive ignorance. Remain blessed

olu4life:
Oga Park well o, ifahear say I enter bathroom go bath. Na outside things, no time to queue
Wetin we Dey hide when we all be men... Hahahahhaa

guy man spotted

The one night stands..

LieDetector:
makes you a good girl doesn't it?

not that it makes me a good girl.
It rather makes me a girl that is avoiding too much attention on her boobs from men. Some people go dey call u fyn girl dey look ur chest. U go dey wonder weda na ur chest abi na ur face b d fyn gal.

EmperorMGI:
Even as the Orientation Camps kicks off tomorrow, I feel obliged to quickly intimate you on the kinds of persons you are likely to meet. Have fun.

1). "Camp Commandants" : I call this sets of persons "I- too -knows". They are the ones who seem to know everything about anything in the camp, from drills, meetings, workshop, etc. They are the ones who will be eager to organise any line that seems disordered. They will tell you where registration will take place and all you need to present for registration. They are so much in touch and in charge of happenings that you are tempted to ask " Bros, you carry over NYSC?". Obviously they are the first in line to be made platoon leaders.

2). "JJCs": These set of individuals are the direct opposite of the "Camp Commandant". They ask you some of the most stu.pid and obvious questions, from "Where do I do my registration", "What do I need for the registration", to "When are we suppose to wake up", "Where is the toilet and bathroom", etc. And you are like "Babe, you sure say you go university so?". Frankly speaking, these persons can be really annoying. They will see you in a line that is meant for registration and they will be like, "Sorry, is this line for registration?"...And you would be like, "No, it is the line of Census"!

3). SUs (spiri- koko): Obviously, these individuals are in a hurry to get started from where they left off back in school. They are the ones who would wake you up from sleep with prayers and devotions. They will readily greet you with the "Bless you brother" phrase. You can be sure that they are the ones that would end up becoming NCCF prayer co-ordinator or better still, President.

4). "Show - offs": The description says it all. For the ladies, they are willing to show off the flashy phones, latest gadgets and more importantly, their "assets"(If you know what i mean), since they would be required to wear tight-fitted vests. Most of them are there to "Sell their wares" and would readily go to the highest bidder. For the guys, these ones would love to show off their "Six packs" and well built physique to the admiration of the ladies. These persons strongly believe that "If you got it, you flaunt it"! Abeg, who six pack don help?

5)."Attachées": These persons have made up their minds not to spend one dime of their money in camp. They will attach themselves to you for your provisions, soap, perfumes, etc. From the first few days in camp, they identify the rich guys/girls and they attach themselves to these persons forming "clique", tagging along at every single opportunity, all for what they can get from you. When you sight them, subtly let them know, "Bros, abeg you come your own, I come my own".

6). "Couples": Have you ever wondered how two persons can just meet themselves today and start clinging to themselves as if they've known for a long time. These set of persons are the ones who came with the vain hope of meeting "Mr. Right or Miss Perfect" in camp. You see them together everywhere they go. Obviously, you know these "wack 2-3 weeks relationship" mostly end up going no where.

7). Feel free to Add yours!

Originally composed by EmperorMGI and parcks.

On spot... I encountered all these while I was in camp

Cant wait to serve this year

Medunah:
Can't wait to serve

Ditto

Camp is fun and stressful, however ready to loose some weight,.. ... . Am sure almost everyone at Okada camp in Edo state, will never forget the one and only Captain AJ,for the stand ovation on the night of our camp fire night last year.

DrMeroThaEmperor:
The Parade ground evaders: these set of individuals usually hide in the Mosques, Clinic, Computer room, nearest bush, feign illness/leg pain/fainting or hungry, or inside OBS studio.

The Boys' Scout/ Man o' War/ Barracks boys: just be calm when you are marching next to them on the parade ground. They even instruct, direct & correct you more than the Army officers in charge.

The Cowards & Frail hearted: everything gets them scared. From "what is your name?" to "attention by number!"

The Tribalists: They believe their tribe is the only tongue in the country. I remember one guy (fellow corps member) speaking Yoruba to me at Yikpata camp. The moment I told him I'm a Deltan & barely understand Yoruba, he exclaimed, "Ahh... You are not a Nigerian if you don't speak one of the major languages especially Yoruba...."
Thank God for God and the 'regimented life in NYSC camps'

The business Men: They hawk recharge cards, sachet water, pieces of art, network marketing, even laundry, etc


The Good Samaritans: this category of individuals is dominated by guys... PS: they don't render any 'Samaritan' services to their kinsmen- as in fellow men. Why is that? Your guess is as good as mine.

The 'whiners': They keep complaining about the whole NYSC scheme- The camp, the food, the location, the waste of time for one year, how they will go to the state capital or other major cities for their Primary Assignments, how they would have been in Abj, Lagos, A/Ibom, etc and how they will 'still go there.' . . . The problem with these guys is that you will still see them at monthly general CDS & realize that they are in a remote rural area in the same state.

The boasters: same as above.^^ ... More so, they claim to know the Camp Director, Camp Captain, even the State Governor.

The Mummy's/Daddy's boy/girl: these graduates were brought to camp by their parents & siblings. Guy, I vex for these kids.

The Americanas: These folks schooled in institutions in Canada, Finland, Russia, Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, etc... Dem nor dey let people hear word for camp. "I schooled in Sao Tome and Principe so fear me o"

The Love Birds: the love-killi-me-I-die people. They even pray to be posted to the same LGA.

The humourous and hilarious guys: this is sometimes made up of one guy or a group of guys. There is no dull moment when you are around them. My friend Etizz, a NL, falls into this category. He is a one-man-mopol... No dullness.

The dumb: they don't talk, contribute or even suggest. . . All they do is stare and sometimes laugh to events best known to them. #Tufiakwa

The Professors: these guys believe they went to the best schools & studied the best course... I taya for them abeg.

The Boring Zombies: no hard feelings to Buhari loyalists here- My unreserved apologies.
Now, these guys are both deaf & dumb, expressionless, no sense of humour, no opinion, no ideas, etc... They have no say of their own. They only do things when they see others doing them, for the 21 days you won't see them talk, smile, laugh, cry, complain, miss parade, morning meditation, man o' war drills, etc... I don't know if they are shy but I doubt! They are just brainless dumb introverts slash zombies.

The Oppressors, Bullies & Cultists: them dey but na only men with eyes go see them.

Enjoy yourselves guys & girls!

where you fall

batch B loading

NYSC batch B loading, who's with me?

spanzed:
is someone thinking of how she would spend her allowee

Haha, more like I want to travel far.... Will prolly serve in Benin, Abuja or port Harcourt

Ojestas:
The drunks- A room mate then was always drunk . . 24/7, even before morning parade and drils, guy don high. . I remember his first allowee in camp, he collected his', came into d room, "Guys, if una wan drink, follow me make we go spend this 19 Tarzan"


There r many of them like that

Haahaha. You just reminded me of a guy named Juwon. That guy can drink for Africa!

khalifahsparkles:
WAYEK. lolzzz

in mama peace voice

edbor:
NYSC batch B loading, who's with me?

am wit u jare, hop u r in d graceland forum

That no 5 na my bonkie in those days

franceswasky:
am wit u jare, hop u r in d graceland forum

yeah, I've come across your moniker in graceland,

Nnachuka:
you have spoken with the air of someone who knows so little about people, I would advise you keep your mouth shut on occasions you know little of so as to not expose your massive ignorance. Remain blessed

my opinion, your headache, your funeral. . . . . .





Finally, I wish you what you wish me....





Cheers!

Medunah:
Haha, more like I want to travel far.... Will prolly serve in Benin, Abuja or port Harcourt

Don't worry all in due time..Thats also what I look forward to my bro is now in igboland and I always call him for update on what'sup.

Franchise21:
On spot... I encountered all these while I was in camp

Na so e dey be oo

WinningSun:
where you fall

I enter more than 5o% of the listed categories o.

WinningSun:
where you fall

I enter more than 5o% of the listed categories o.

7) The Affluent and Influential..........this category of people are usually kids of or related to very influential people in society. They arrive camp in the company of escorts, usually handed over to The Camp Commandant himself. Every soldier knows them, most of the soldiers wait for them at Marmi market coz they're big spenders. I love this category especially when the participants are modest. If you're fortunate to gain their friendship, (though quite difficult) you're made

NYSC hmmmmmmm where one oppressor took my girlfriend, 6years relationship just ended over night

Medunah:
Can't wait to serve

me too, I will be through with 2nd semester in July