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About NYSC... Laugh out your sorrow!

Papa: When are you going for your service?
Me: February ending sir
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After some weeks
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Papa: How far your NYSC stuff?
Me: They shifted it to ending of March
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First week of March
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Papa: So which state did they post you to?
Me: They shifted it again to April 1st
Papa: No problem
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Last week of March
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Papa: Edu when are you going for your service?
Me: Nna eeh... NYSC shifted it to April 27th
Papa: Are you sure that you're not deceiving
me?
Me: No papa i swear to God
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Last week of April
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Papa: I heard that NYSC has started posting,
where do they posted you?
Me: Chai! Papa, NYSC said May 21st for
stream2
Papa: what do you mean by dream2
Me: Papa not dream2 but stream2
Papa: Whether dream2 or stream2 you're
talking nonsense am tired of your useless
stories, are you sure you have graduated
...THE END

Hilarious!

Seriously

Seriously this is same issue am facing..

my own case na my mama, I no even gt reason to give again and besides na since 2014 I graduate o

ninodaniel:
my own case na my mama, I no even gt reason to give again and besides na since 2014 I graduate o

Guy, no be only you oo...I'm currently facing the same thing oo...All my family member don tire 4 me sef!....Graduated 2014 too!

Its like you stay in this house with me, you need to see how ashamed I was to tell maale I was in stream 2 after boasting I was going to service by 27th. Suddenly she demanded to see my statement of result to confirm I went to school initially#So so sad

darrie20:
Its like you stay in this house with me, you need to see how ashamed I was to tell maale I was in stream 2 after boasting I was going to service by 27th. Suddenly she demanded to see my statement of result to confirm I went to school initially#So so sad

Same with me too bro...Don't worry....it will soon be over!...Lol

EmperorMGI:
Guy, no be only you oo...I'm currently facing the same thing oo...All my family member don tire 4 me sef!....Graduated 2014 too!

the op got it right.Had to show my folks the message and went online to show them the time table.Graduated 2014 too

is stream 2 the same with batch B......

ninodaniel:
my own case na my mama, I no even gt reason to give again and besides na since 2014 I graduate o

y? do u have any problem in school

Snowangel4:
is stream 2 the same with batch B......

No. Each batch has 2 streams

beautycrush24:
No. Each batch has 2 streams

k...tnx

I see so many stories similar to mine. I remember when I came home in 2015 my mother used to sing me a song " sam are you sure that you have graduated?" this was every night before I went to bed and that same song would wake me up.

Eventually I come collect certificate she still nor believe and I registered on the last day. Have been telling her about the shifts here and there and now well......

NYSC has given me a name that is not mine.....

Smh. It is well

Snowangel4:
is stream 2 the same with batch B......

nooooooo

very hilarious. what of people like me who the dept have not submitted results to the senate. na Nov. things o