I saw Fraih yesterday. She is really pretty and very tall.

wittyemi:
On this very long queue looking around and wishing It's all GC crew doing their reg,with LogoDWhiz in front as d number 1 man.

Wish I could sight Fraiser helping people around him lighten up with his humorous n free spirited nature.

I wish Fraih was on this same queue just to talk peace into the head of this Soldier guy wey just dey ginger unnecessarily.

Wish I could sight Rukkyola carrying her triplets,busy looking for a way to hide herself from this blood sucking sun.

I wish Abbeyunique2 was standing right behind me and Jubrealguy in front of me complaining of the long queue and making serious resolution of going to a paraga joint to unwind immediately after the reg.(but I can already sight Alomo in their back pockets)

I wish I could sight Oyehomie and Qutyjoice forming n displaying their lovey lovey on d queue 4 real.(As GC's best couple).

I wish Crobboy was here as the main speaker in the midst of these otondos complaining of the dis-organisation of Nysc operations and other matters arising.

I wish iambibi was here looking all beautiful and offering us scrumptious fruit salad wey make brain.

I wish I could write down all my wishes and mentioning all GC members moniker..

Lastly, I wish this queue can be over in five (5) mins. *whew**.

I miss GC and her crew (That's YOU reading this.

well said baba... nice one.. I wish I cud b dia too... I guess u must have registered nd settled by now... Gudmornin my G

Dapaiks & wittyemi, where are thou?
I met Johndanny dis morning.

Serious hunger is killing me o & I no wan leave dis queue wey I dey so.

adusco:



You better bring dt your big head right here tomorrow

Hehehe. My big head dey here since yesterday o. Where are you?

wittyemi:
Rukkyola where are you oooooo,what stage are you now as regards your reg,abi u never still reach camp? Iya olomo.

I wanna get my kits. I yaff tire. What about u?

Haywire1 baba Ekaro oo. Goan concentrate on ur ppa.

Kbs468:

Eya sorry but before that sorry go stand, I should hear Rukkyola corroborating your claim first

Hmmm...... Kbs, I can over attest to that. Na serious sufferness get me yesterday.
I had barely slept for 3 hours before one ajayi came to wake me sey make I go baff.
Anyway, OYO is my case!

iykebest1:
Haywire1 baba Ekaro oo. Goan concentrate on ur ppa.

Today is CDS day so since we had our clearance this same week that means no CDS today so im home chilling

#

Rukkyola:

Hmmm...... Kbs, I can over attest to that. Na serious sufferness get me yesterday.
I had barely slept for 3 hours before one ajayi came to wake me sey make I go baff.
Anyway, OYO is my case!

Pele but you know OYO is your case already. . .lol

eaglevision:


ayam fine o,anytime u call me sweet like this,my head go just comot for my neck dae dance,oya give ur swedie some honey. aws ur evnin goin jare?

goodmorin sweet abeg no allow ur head comot for neck today lol hope ur night was great

eaglevision:
honeybash my new lovebird,good morning honey

lol

haywire1:


Today is CDS day so since we had our clearance this same week that means no CDS today so im home chilling

#

u re on point. Same here. And I do hope next week will be same too.

Oyehomie:

Wasn't abu to talk to you wen i was with hardie nd ma babe...y? Where were u nah?

lol, wasn't wit dem den

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

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pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs - FARRAH GRAY.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
no success without sacrifice- W.F KUMUYI

To be able to stage a coup you have to be close to somebody- IBRAHIM BABANGIDA
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who fully unwraps a moimoi and gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret -ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1864)

2) Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head, just raise the rent up and kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) Johnny buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife...
WIFE- Ah! Same colour? People will think that i don't change my panties...
JOHNNY- Which people?

2) A preacher said: ''if i had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
And if i had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
and if i had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river, again the congregation cried ''AMEN''...
The preacher sat down, the deacon then stood up and said, ''for our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing '' we shall drink from that river''
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED ''HALLEUJAH''
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

spixytinxy:
Gud evening all, finally in camp, done wit reg, Choi d reg is so so stressful, feeling dizzy gan sef katrine7 is my. Wld update u guys tomorrow. Typing nosense cos brain don shut down.
Cc
IgravweIG
Kbs648
Fraiser
Jubrealguy
Villagegoat
Oyehomie
Etc jare

chai, thanks for the update, the residents of banana island are very happy for you, keep the good work up, and serve your country with power, might and sleep (incase you get tired)... One love

nathoneal:
[author=VillageGOAT post=45081560]

You make me laugh every morning seeing your moniker alone is hilarious... 3 Gbosa!!! Gbosa!!! Gbosa!!! for you jare

hehehehe... The boss i see you...

Rukkyola:

Very true o. And as VIP concerned, na me & Buhari dey share dsame room. Na helicopter dey carry me upandan self with 100 body guards.
Yeye boy.
Na now I dey leave house self!

hehehehehehe, goodluck ooo, and if any soldier find your trouble just call me so that














so that i can send 500 naira recharge card for the soldier, you know am a law abiding citizen

rosalieene2:
I saw Fraih yesterday. She is really pretty and very tall.

chai, like seriously, tell her that the 4th richest man in africa- villageGOAT is greeting her.... What happened to your first account? Spambot ban you?

VillageGOAT:

chai, like seriously, tell her that the 4th richest man in africa- villageGOAT is greeting her.... What happened to your first account? Spambot ban you?

its been long they unban me sef. didn't know I was posting from this account

iykebest1:
u re on point. Same here. And I do hope next week will be same too.

Lol, so u need clearance everyweek

#

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

CAMP OPENING FOR STREAM 2: 22 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 21ST OF MAY)

cc
lyndalyn55
marvluv
jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
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guymandspecies
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olasum
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cylas
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trenlog
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aleora
ammc
andrea00
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ukjerry
suogal
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senesco
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sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs - FARRAH GRAY.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
no success without sacrifice- W.F KUMUYI

To be able to stage a coup you have to be close to somebody- IBRAHIM BABANGIDA
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who fully unwraps a moimoi and gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret -ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1864)

2) Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head, just raise the rent up and kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) Johnny buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife...
WIFE- Ah! Same colour? People will think that i don't change my panties...
JOHNNY- Which people?

2) A preacher said: ''if i had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
And if i had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
and if i had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river, again the congregation cried ''AMEN''...
The preacher sat down, the deacon then stood up and said, ''for our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing '' we shall drink from that river''
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED ''HALLEUJAH''
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

Hehehehe..... those ur Short jokes na die ooo... Nice job brotherly

Rukkyola:

I wanna get my kits. I yaff tire. What about u?

I v gotten my kits this morning,it got finished yesterday so I had to wait till dis morning. Which platoon are you and what hostel?

Fraiser:
well said baba... nice one.. I wish I cud b dia too... I guess u must have registered nd settled by now... Gudmornin my G

Good morning boss. I m done with all my reg sir even my bank account opening. How ya doing my oga.

eaglevision:


told u on GC nw,na Ocean2 i dae jare.how hav u been oga mi? u hearing frm dem gc guys?

Sure I dey hear from them oo and na the same story line oo. The first day na real dead Men walking because how would humans stand in queues till 9:30pm, yet couldn't get the registration done? I couldn't just believed it but I had no choice than to accept it that way

Rukkyola:

Hmmm...... Kbs, I can over attest to that. Na serious sufferness get me yesterday.
I had barely slept for 3 hours before one ajayi came to wake me sey make I go baff.
Anyway, OYO is my case!

Alright then. Things are gonna change for the better if we collectively believe. It's just a matter of time. Regards to every GC G & L you come across OK as I have kinda become unavoidably scarce these days you know

rosalieene2:
I saw Fraih yesterday. She is really pretty and very tall.

Wow...we no gey wowo girls ƒօɾ ɖɨs city nah, all d babes fyn here ʟɨҡɛ mofedaku..yhu sef ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ fine die.

Rukkyola:
Dapaiks & wittyemi, where are thou?
I met Johndanny dis morning.

Serious hunger is killing me o & I no wan leave dis queue wey I dey so.

Heeyah, ah beg go find sumfin 2 eat ooo coz triplet sef go suck breast milk...just tell d person @ur front say **am behinde yhu**

In case you have any prospective corps member close to you; this might be helpful: NIGERIA CHRISTIAN CORPERS FELLOWSHIP (NCCF)
Wishes to Congratulate the Batch A prospective
Corp members that are just mobilized and also
using this medium to welcome all the Jesus
Corpers to this Family of God.
For Any Assistance in any of the states you are
posted to, kindly contact the following people as
they will be ready to put you through and help in
any way you might need help:
ABIA
08037779238 or 07038226547
ABUJA
07033695367 or 07068277440.
ADAMAWA
08061608453, 08027460069 or 07064400743
AKWA-IBOM
08033767247, 07036826425 or 07033071862
ANAMBRA
080357552148, 08162145953 or 08065252675
BAUCHI
07082060984, 08078240642 or 08136949050
BAYELSA
08034140102, 08074802663 or 08169703263
BENUE
07036677844 or 08058935260
BORNO
07039277107 or 08071461650
CROSS RIVER
08062625980, 07057027450 or 08039415912
DELTA
08033855844, 07033959597 or 07032091337
EBONYI
08034238103, 07063621656 or 08107762095
EDO
08037793032, 08031870504 or 07033973302
EKITI
07037845584, 08063703466 or 08135063288
ENUGU
08057931633, 07060665383 or 07038975249
GOMBE
08069731252, 08034598194 or 08064408447
IMO
08151676347, 08037106044 or 07030968377
JIGAWA
07035875347, 08106921329 or 08087125646
KADUNA
08034530158 or 08054253957
KANO
07034118776 or 08034525149
KATSINA
08034949659 or 08069073699
KEBBI
07037919609, 07034639414 or 08121572366
KOGI
07038295679 or 07054781714
KWARA
08168458927 or 08035617288
LAGOS
08023320483 or 08093259870
NASSARAWA
08034794161 or 08076798679
NIGER
08057806712 or 08060547081
OGUN
08063153017 or 08137383136
ONDO
08035716763 or 07032818626
OSUN
08063675500 or 08061398810
OYO
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PLATEAU
08061360725, 08036803532 or 07037960930
RIVERS
08032628551, 08036318399 or 07063520667
SOKOTO
08100461815, 08065667960 or 08121212950
TARABA
08034599198, 08085065025 or 07069355112
YOBE
08036419824, 08089331391 or 07036500866
ZAMFARA
08034975985 or 07035581549.
Have a wonderful service year.
Please rebroadcast

Where are the Lagos corps members of Golden City nah. Haven't met anyone since yesterday.

If you are serving in Lagos and you need FREE accomodation for the whole OR part of your service year... RCCF (redeemed christian corper's fellowship) is a best choice for you and fir your spiritual growth in christ, having lodge in different places in Lagos (presently @ Abule-Egba, Ikotun, Ejigbo). Still workin on other places for your own benefit.
Contact and make your enquiry by call, message, and preferably whatsapp (to join our whatsapp group) any of the following lines 07030144673(Tosin) (for whatsapp and call) , 0806 323 9132(victor) , 0813 377 4992 (RCCF office line). , 09056889388(RCCF office line).

VillageGOAT:
OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN:

ONLINE PRINTING OF CUL FOR STREAM 2: 14 DAYS TO GO (STARTING ON THE 13TH OF MAY)

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jaydabs16
ighravweIG
oyehomie
kbs468
grooove
okitaiji
fraiser
fraiser2
armynu
jubrealguy
eaglevision
crobboy
daudae1
spixytinxy
amodu
dtobs
logodwhiz
iambibi
fraih
jubrealguy
blizzydodo
rukkyola
shammak
chisophia
giftiebrown
aieboocaar
jaymillz
ceyrahtlk
memphisdepay
ultimate73
deeaka
captainkool15
guymandspecies
ify15
bikinigurl
ezechinwa
olasum
emaax77
brosjay3
bibsoo7
nathoneal
jamesdman
ninodaniel
oluwafeolami
timarh
dera25
kceewhyte
sunnepa17
cylas
qboi3000
trenlog
iamdynamite
aleora
ammc
andrea00
upsyli
teemakagu
ukjerry
suogal
gosjol
senesco
sheylarhh
ephyartz
hardiodun
sydneyboss
jico87
skydweller
barongmj
maccabi
candicejay
makabulch
ray4000
teeboy15
inspire700
malakem
ladyisi1
rockyman
meesquared
chuksdewigs
blessedgal
undisputedk
chris10obaje
bawsse
techkreez
ruky8
nd2all
oyinda32
chinwe87
starryV
kestare
henchamb
genius43
belkid01
flamezreal
sweto
twinkle004
gpstars
mztarsh
successral
edwardgunju
winningsun
ladycomfort
clementy117
hernyolar
luchiano1
goodgirl247
lumiere91
ahmtech93
olurashy
sufficiency121
gammarays
gosj01
shevy878
lastborn3401
olasum
iggyok
bornmarch15
fkhalifa
tiwaladeboo
raphlynco
leofish92
rosey33
dueznation
daudae1
cynthiaezebaby
ronaromio
vicharles
pman001
tellasola
dadizgurl
olorunleke001
sammiel
roughdiamond
phykel
dejiconde
budosky
blikani

THIS IS VILLAGE GOAT REPORTING FOR GC fm 91.1



NOTE: To avoid spamming,kindly give a separate mention if you are not captured in this or you want your monicker(s) removed.


FOREIGN QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs - FARRAH GRAY.


MADE IN NIGERIA QUOTE OF THE DAY:
no success without sacrifice- W.F KUMUYI

To be able to stage a coup you have to be close to somebody- IBRAHIM BABANGIDA
.



HILARIOUS QUOTES OF THE DAY:
1) he who fully unwraps a moimoi and gala completely before eating it cannot keep a secret -ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1864)

2) Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head, just raise the rent up and kick them out - PETE EDOCHIE
.



SHORT JOKES:

1) Johnny buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife...
WIFE- Ah! Same colour? People will think that i don't change my panties...
JOHNNY- Which people?

2) A preacher said: ''if i had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
And if i had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, and the congregation cried ''AMEN''
and if i had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river, again the congregation cried ''AMEN''...
The preacher sat down, the deacon then stood up and said, ''for our closing hymn, let us turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing '' we shall drink from that river''
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED ''HALLEUJAH''
.

HELP: Still don't know what what to take to camp, see here... www.corpr.com.ng/things-to-take- to-camp-nysc

nice job bro