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Babangida70:
Make we laff small before we sleep oooo



A Nigerian died and went to Heaven. St Peter was giving him a tour of Heaven when he noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and each time they tell a lie the hands move.
The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told." Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Theresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

The Nigerian asked "Where is Lai Muhammed's clock? St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office....he's using it as a ceiling fan"

HornyTiwa:
na you talk am o

domopps:
You a here again!

Is there anything God is telling me about you that I keep stumble on u on threads!



Cheeeeeers

kossyablaze:
So u can't identify a moniker wey boi dey operate?

domopps:
Are you kidding me!




Cheeeers

Babangida70:
Make we laff small before we sleep oooo



A Nigerian died and went to Heaven. St Peter was giving him a tour of Heaven when he noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and each time they tell a lie the hands move.
The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told." Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Theresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

The Nigerian asked "Where is Lai Muhammed's clock? St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office....he's using it as a ceiling fan"

redcliff:
its @oluwadamilola_music on instagram... God bless her!

nepapole:
I typed everyfn for him.

Beamborla:
So Olamide understands English like this

missyge:
Haaa. Meaning he tells lies evry sec

Mediapace:
He want to make Lilkesh regret leaving YBNL .

Lilkesh should face his YANGI
Nice move though but am very sure she can't be as beauriful,kind,nice and lovely as our own Lanicky.

VOTE LANICKY FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016

HornyTiwa:
A girl


hope they won't pass her round like someone I know

hmmmm

vizkiz:
how does this resolves tiwa salvage's broken marriage?

redcliff:
its @oluwadamilola_music on instagram... God bless her!

vanhayor:
How does tiwa savage's marriage make ur life good?

Babangida70:
Make we laff small before we sleep oooo



A Nigerian died and went to Heaven. St Peter was giving him a tour of Heaven when he noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.

When she asked St Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and each time they tell a lie the hands move.
The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told." Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Theresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.

The Nigerian asked "Where is Lai Muhammed's clock? St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office....he's using it as a ceiling fan"

thompson1510:
Abeg ooo...I sabi sey no be my business bt I couldnt just keep quiet. All these fats u get 4 hips should have been used on your small bo*bs instead Ma. Who hips don epp? Wheww...sorry oooo...SMH...

HornyTiwa:
Direct your comments and complains to God my creator.



thank you

cooldipo:
Seconds ke!......na nanoseconds o o......for it to make a fan spin fast enough to blow breeze [color=#006600][/color]

Beamborla:
So Olamide understands English like this

adeife16:
I BET SOMEONE TYPED IT FOR HIM