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Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Islie(op): 2:09pm On May 02, 2016
Cyriacus Izuekwe

A young man, Abbey Ahmed, whose penis was fractured during a fight has broken down and wept bitterly at the police station after he realized that he might not be able to perform his sexual duties anymore.

Our correspondent gathered that his penis fractured after a fight between the victim, Abbey Ahmed and the suspect, Allen Edema. The incident happened at Okun Owa, Apapa area of Lagos state, southwest Nigeria where the duo reside.

Ahmed who was rushed to the hospital after the fight discovered that his penis could not erect again due to injury he sustained.

Edema who inflicted the injury has since been arrested and charged before Apapa Magistrate court with assault that caused grievous injury on the victim.

Our reporter gathered that Edema allegedly attacked Ahmed on his penis causing him to become unconscious.

PM NEWS gathered that an argument ensued between the victim and the suspect with others now at large.

The quarrel resulted in both the victim and suspect engaging in a fight during which Edema injured Ahmed’s penis which led to the fight.

The victim was taken to hospital where it was discovered that he suffered severe injury on his penis and where it was confirmed that he cannot perform again.

After the matter was reported to the police, Edema was arrested and charged to court with the alleged offence.

He pleaded not guilty.

The presiding magistrate, Mr T. Abolarenwa granted him bail in the sum of N100,000 with one surety in like sum.

Edema was remanded in prison custody pending he will perfect his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 11 May 2016.
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/05/02/man-loses-penis-during-fight-in-lagos/
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by SeverusSnape(m):
The victim was taken to hospital where it was discovered that he suffered severe injury on his joystick and where it was confirmed that he cannot perform again
Chai!.. So no more 'enjoyment'?.

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Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by greatness22(m): 2:13pm On May 02, 2016
Lol, Ahmed, just pray so that i will not see your babe, if not.......





Now, the question is, "who fight don epp"





**I cover my diick with the blood**

Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by SeverusSnape(m): 2:14pm On May 02, 2016
greatness22:
Lol,
Why you dey laughhuh... E funny?... Person lose him Dickson and you dey laugh.
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by ijustdey: 2:20pm On May 02, 2016
see what fight has caused

the guy is now manless
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by greatness22(m): 2:23pm On May 02, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Why you dey laughhuh... E funny?... Person lose him Dickson and you dey laugh.
See me see wahala oh..... Na me send am go fight? Abeg put me for ground, i nor wear pint.

Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by SeverusSnape(m): 2:27pm On May 02, 2016
greatness22:
See me see wahala oh..... Na me send am go fight? Abeg put me for ground, i nor wear pint.
See your mouth grin
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Pranxta(m): 4:40pm On May 02, 2016
Its just simple, nothing good ever comes from a fight.
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by drnairalov: 4:40pm On May 02, 2016
loool tongue

how i got a job today
[Job Interview]

Manager "It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics.

Me: Yes sir

Manager: What is 17 X 19?"

ME "36"

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Me: "But it was quick" wink

Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by MoreWahala: 4:40pm On May 02, 2016
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Sorry bro I feel your pain
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Nobody: 4:41pm On May 02, 2016

Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by slimpoppa(m): 4:41pm On May 02, 2016
Ahmed sorry o.
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by mimicious(f): 4:41pm On May 02, 2016
Who the dick epp


Just kidding.
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:41pm On May 02, 2016
the poster above me thou

abeq com make mah own help u na wink
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Nobody: 4:42pm On May 02, 2016
Aww, that's sad.
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by ibkgab001: 4:42pm On May 02, 2016
So leeeeeeeeeeee ko leeeeeee
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Barselonia(m): 4:42pm On May 02, 2016
in this hard period were they said toward the end of the world,it would be 10 woman to 1 man,na hin u come lose d1ck, ur name na sorry..

na ironu go kill am


wait ooo, this one I hear fracture... bone dey inside that thing, I think say na isann
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by gist4kidsblog: 4:42pm On May 02, 2016
grin grin grin

Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by iyobs7(f): 4:42pm On May 02, 2016
greatness22:
See me see wahala oh..... Na me send am go fight? Abeg put me for ground, i nor wear pint.
cheesy grin grin
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by tahir01(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
Eyah him cock no fit crow again. Chai
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Galacious1: 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
Most valuable asset
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by izzy4shizzy(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
Poor guy!! He should start learning finger kunfu...RIP poor guy's manhood
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by swaggzo(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
THERE'S A JOYSTICK, THERE'S A LIGHT PEN, AND THERE'S A STYLUS.....


DON'T JUST COME HERE TO TALK ABOUT JOYSTICKS WHEN MOST OF THESE MEN HAVE JUST STYLUS PENS
cheesy
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by EmekaBlue(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
no mind docs...e go rise again...blive
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Akshow: 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
Gbese re o
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Dapsin2901: 4:43pm On May 02, 2016
End time fight omo this one pass cry ooooo ah
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by tosyne2much(m):
Serves him ryt... I guess he has learnt his lesson.. Fyt no be good thing at all
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by erusen: 4:44pm On May 02, 2016
I see grown up adults who still fight as uneducated people viod of reasoning and ambition ,disagreement are easily soughted out through intellectual discussions
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by emotions1: 4:44pm On May 02, 2016
when he realizes that he cannot do the work again..... its hard for him.....grin
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by Nobody: 4:45pm On May 02, 2016
[color=Blue]This guy had his pénis fractured? Really? What's it made of - bone?[/color]
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by fr3do(m): 4:45pm On May 02, 2016
Shuoo
prick only fit fracture when e dey erect
Re: Man Loses joystick During Fight In Lagos by upsun: 4:45pm On May 02, 2016
Eyaaaaa abeg transfer ur girlfrnd 2 me so dat i go continue 4 where u stop. Ur galfrnd go dey scream like neva b4
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