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Smellymouth:
Na breasst

the milk, I dey keep am for junior ,

Smellymouth:
The medics just arrived

SANDOSKI:
Chop biscuits, the milk, I dey keep am for junior , .. You don pass dey stage for dis wan..... *make I bring Nunu for you....


*Fulani, zo.... Give me one cup of Nunu.....

SANDOSKI:
Waoooo..... I'm here Sir, don't worry I'll continue from here... He needs a surgery on his head...


I have to do my job..... Fynestboi feel relax in the next 15mins, you will be fine



*winks*

SANDOSKI:
Waoooo..... I'm here Sir, don't worry I'll continue from here... He needs a surgery on his head...


I have to do my job..... Fynestboi feel relax in the next 15mins, you will be fine



*winks*

U say Werrin? Oya leave this holspitoal ryt now!
15mins ko, 1 round ni

Fynestboi:
*opens one eye is she fine sha*

SANDOSKI:
Close your eyes before I change my mind..

Smellymouth:
It's breasst I wanna suck joor!!

SANDOSKI:
The breast is for junior, you don pass dis stage.. Why you stingy like this, shebi you suck your own when you been dey small.. Let us preserve this one for him...lol



*Drink dey Nunu before I give another person....

I am junior oooo

Smellymouth:
U say Werrin? Oya leave this holspitoal ryt now!
15mins ko, 1 round ni

Fynestboi:
*chaii she fine oo*


*eye close*

SANDOSKI:
So if I no fine, I no fit treat you... Can you imagine, I'll have to call another doctor to take over from me...

*Angry

Smellymouth:
I am junior oooo

SANDOSKI:
Take am easy, why your blood dey hot.. I was only trying to do my job....

Fynestboi, needs to see a doctor and am available....



Pack well joor before I call security,,, shebi na you call 911 to come carry am....

Which doktor u be?

So u call police for me abi?
Chai.. ALAGA has suffered.. Lalastikh.lala, where are u?

Fynestboi:
No oooooo. Go ahead ma. I am ok with you. Abeg..

SANDOSKI:
So you sell your birth right for breast milk....
Pman must here dis.....


See the type of junior I want

SANDOSKI:
Really......

Smellymouth:
Which doktor u be?

So u call police for me abi?
Chai.. ALAGA has suffered.. Lalastikh.lala, where are u?

Smellymouth:
Nor make me vex ooo

SANDOSKI:
So make I start to shout on top of my roof say I be doctor. Doctor of all...


You get luck sai no be Army I call... Leave Lala make him slip ooo

Don't worry, I won't shout his name again.

Fynestboi:
Yes joor

Smellymouth:
Don't worry, I won't shout his name again.

SANDOSKI:
Berra.....


Come chop food....

Smellymouth:
Wetin be that tin??

SANDOSKI:
Blue fried rice from Spain..... You will like it...



Use dis designer cocoa and wash down the rice...

Smellymouth:
5 mins later....

** who dey that toilet? I want sh#t ooo ***

SANDOSKI:
I no blame you, na because of say you be kpako dats why you neva chop blue fried rice....#SMH


Manage this one

Na today u know say I be Aje Kpako?

I be Omo- Onile aka king of the street

scentmarlc:
Now that am here........Can someone please update me whatssup before i jump the damn gun.



Fynestboi.....na true say u born new pikin?



lanicky...... i hear say d3m thief your barcasu, na true?





Refiner..... na true say na snail u chop go interview?





optional1.......Heard u were just Copying and pasting like oyenusi?





demiladegold...... wetin happen, heard u made lotta sense watago?