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| 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:39pm On May 09, 2016 |
1. When the ATM in front of a bank doesn’t have money in it.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Pheals(f): 4:42pm On May 09, 2016 |
I wonder y people start thread like this .... Using pics to described wat it doesn't march with |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:47pm On May 09, 2016 |
2. When the ATM swallows your card on
a weekend.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016 |
3. Nigerians and “Are you the last
pulzon on the queue? Amatyourback.”
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by ourkobo: 4:49pm On May 09, 2016 |
Madam watermelon! Abeg come cut watermelon and pineapple give
me.. Add small cucumber,belike say na here I go sidan today |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:51pm On May 09, 2016 |
4. When someone tries to jump the
queue.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:52pm On May 09, 2016 |
5. You, when you want to check your
account balance.
Mind your business, please.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by abujaticket: 4:53pm On May 09, 2016 |
Okay |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:54pm On May 09, 2016 |
6. When you don’t withdraw because
you’re broke and someone asks “is it
dispensing?”
Uhm! Actually…The thing is…
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:55pm On May 09, 2016 |
7. When it doesn’t bring out your
money but you get a debit alert.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:56pm On May 09, 2016 |
8. When someone asks you to help
them use the ATM.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:57pm On May 09, 2016 |
9. When the person using the ATM is
reading it as if it’s a novel.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by donfineboy(m): 4:59pm On May 09, 2016 |
e dey alright |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 4:59pm On May 09, 2016 |
10. Whenever you see “Issuer or Switch
Inoperative”
What does this even mean?
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 5:00pm On May 09, 2016 |
11. When someone goes to the ATM
that doesn’t have a line in front of it
instead of going to the one with a
queue.
All of us that are not using it are mad, abi?
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 5:02pm On May 09, 2016 |
12. When the ATM asks if you want a
receipt then says it doesn’t have paper.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 5:04pm On May 09, 2016 |
13. When the ATM just swallowed
someone’s card and they tell you to try
your own.
No, thanks.
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 5:04pm On May 09, 2016 |
14. You, when the ATM makes that
‘Krrrrrrrr’ sound.
YES LORD!
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 5:05pm On May 09, 2016 |
15. How you feel every time your bank
takes that N65:
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| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by marshalcarter: 5:10pm On May 09, 2016 |
Would have stayed and Lmao but m actually listening to orits wiliki-on my way to zion ![]() Nyz 1 op....tiri gbosa for u Sum1 should add a pix to dis caption"after sukurat drag line with u...you na alla her to enter...20mins later...she be lyk...boda mi..jooor..epp me to password it you na be lak... ![]() |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by buskie13(m): 9:40pm On May 09, 2016 |
and to ms pheals...it's not that bad...d pics corresponds with de words so well |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by miztersale(op): 11:36pm On May 09, 2016 |
buskie13:please tell her |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Jamzig1(m): 11:49pm On May 09, 2016 |
*ribs cracking*.. so this is the new trend in comedy... lemme goan brainstorm mine too |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by tunaguy(m): 12:40am On May 10, 2016 |
I wan laugh die i relate too everything pata pata |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by olafunny(m): 12:40am On May 10, 2016 |
I wn sleep nw. I go comment tomorrow when the topic dn make fp |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by jimfarayola(m): 1:48am On May 10, 2016 |
very funny |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by glamz007(m): 6:42am On May 10, 2016 |
lol. criosly, it's annoying how some will wantu jump d queue. the other day, a man had to form being deaf and dumb jz Becos he wanted to jump queue. meanwhile he has a phone with a power bank self. |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:46am On May 10, 2016 |
if yhi |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by prahcetomi(m): 8:59am On May 10, 2016 |
miztersale:I can relate to this. |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by Chestar5(f): 10:40am On May 10, 2016 |
D last picture, i can relate to dat....N65 can go a long way to my account ![]() |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by LEXYCOM: 11:53am On May 10, 2016 |
Oooo my God.......u nailed it.....I yam laughing hard |
| Re: 15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used An ATM In Nigeria by iameugene(m): 1:37pm On May 10, 2016 |
Pheals:nna u self no sabi spell ![]() |
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