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At the age of seven when they ask you what what you wanna be when you grow up
You be like i wanna be a princess

After finishing primary school and getting to secondary school you decided to change your future ambition

lets see where this is heading. op keep it coming

Then you notice you are to choose a department in senior school then you remember physics and chemistry no be beans you take the alternative way

Jamb reach you see cut off you be like

Dreams change you start studying zoology

Your secondary schl ex class mate see you for department of zoology and be like ochuko you no fly aeroplane again? You be like

After graduation you be like bye bye odabo o

And then you finally saw vacancy at university of ibadan zoo to be paying you 40k after all the years

guys aint dulling....... lol

And you decided to take a U-turn finally to the bank then the manager tells you, you can be cleaning the floors

Then you realise you are in Nigeria anything can happen you start researching for vacancy worldwide

Few years later you finally get employed to a good company and then finally your like

Then you asked your 7 years old nephew what he wants to be and he replied a petroleum engineer and you be like

Will this one reduce d price of tomato

let me park my Lamborghini here

nice one


.... but this "successful" guy is cute o..choi

iameugene:
Then you asked your 7 years old nephew what he wants to be and he replied a petroleum engineer and you be like

This got me

ellahzy:
let me park my Lamborghini here

nice one


.... but this "successful" guy is cute o..choi

Lamborghini kuo

OP been laughing hard.

Teacher:jimmy what do you want to become in future?
Me: i want tobe a doctor.
Teacher: why?
Me: i want To save lives.
20 years after

anonymous: what will you want to do now?
me: anything... as longas i am comfortable..
anonymous: aren't you saving lifes again?
me: govt,rrs,police is there.let them do their job..i be superman? let the life save itself.

ellahzy:
let me park my Lamborghini here


nice one



.... but this "successful" guy is cute o..choi

Most white boys and white girls are cute. White girls are what I call natural beauty cos they don't mask up with make up like Nigerian girls. Most Nigerian girls are ugly and average looking,that's why we love white girls. Wash make up of an average Nigerian girl claiming to be beautiful and you would see she's average looking. Most Nigerian girls don't have that perfect shape i.e curvy,flat tommy,slim waist,etc. But watch a porn movie or western movie and would see nice shapes all over‎

Mission accomplished. It's magnificent =)