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1. When you hear that JAMB result is out

...and you say 'hmmm' Lemme pray first.

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2. You checked, and you have the cut-off mark
your friend say.. Congrats bro..!!

3. You want to go and buy the compendium of past questions and answers
with speed

4. You started reading day and night
without resting ...lols.
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5. On the entrance examnation day, after doing rush-rush for you not to get late to the exam hall and you finds out that you're the first person to enter the exam hall
you say lemme kuku pray first

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6. You get home after the exam, then your dad asked how the exam is? and you be like...

7. When your godfather called you and say ''My boy.. 50man list for AFSB interview is out''

No comments I go stop o

8. You rush to the nearest café to check the names you be like... I know say my name go dey there..!!

9. While you're checking you notice something strange
when you see hausa name appears in states like; ONDO, OGUN, ENUGU, ANAMBRA... e.t.c
''kawrrapshion ti take over..!!

10. You check your state, and you see your name
you say 'ayam now happy'

11. You arrived at the NDA old-site gate for the (Armed-Forces Selection Board) and the soldiers there job you small


then you enter

12. After getting to the Academy complex, they ask you ground nyash according to your state, then one Colonel now says ''clowns'', now we are going to do coconut festival. Is that clear?


this is where you knock the person at you back on head and vice-versa

More...

13. After the coconut festival, your head swells up like charms, one soldier see it and says ''oboy, this your head wey get gallop so, go fail you for medical o''
...and you be like...

Kontnew I'm following.. I've ordered for likes..

14. After, the documentation and medical screening...
On the 3.2km race day, You enter the box within 15mins..
You're happy, then you see a guy that boast yesterday say ''me wey my father use horse-prick and legs do jazz for?'' outside the box crying
you're like... See this one oooo

lol, it can only b understood by those that av attended afsb before..66rc 67rc God pick up my call biko I need b a cadet..gentlemen 'DO NOT SPOIL THIS JOB FOR US'

lol, it can only b understood by those that av attended afsb before..66rc 67rc God pick up my call biko I need b a cadet..gentlemen 'DO NOT SPOIL THIS JOB FOR US'

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when you remember that your Your God father is General Muhammed Buhari. Gcfr.
The general that silence and destroy wailers.
The lion of the tribe of daura and kano.
The goro chewing, burukutu drinking general.















N.B- its just for fun.

21. Some weeks after the screening, your godfather now come to your house to apologize and promise to return the money he has collected from you if you didn't make the final list
..and with vexation, you say;

Chykeboss:
lol, it can only b understood by those that av attended afsb before..66rc 67rc God pick up my call biko I need b a cadet..gentlemen 'DO NOT SPOIL THIS JOB FOR US'

lol...that JOB kuma

22. After you heard that the result is out.. You con do gra-gra, you checked 67RC instead of 68RC... Your name doesn't reflect on the list, then you do like this


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