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8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by Salex007(op): 7:56pm On May 23, 2016
Here are salex007 top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes
from politicians 2010-2015.
1. Labaran Maku – 2010 “We want to thank the President for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”
2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010 “With all due respect, If Jesus
Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any
election He conducts will be disputed.”
3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014 “Over 70% of what they
call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”
4. Jonah Jang – May 2013 “God is a democrat. He does not
support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God
supports it .”
5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011 “Ojukwu is a great
man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”
6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013 “Go and Die.”
7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011 “My fellow widows.”
8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015. “I will not die, I drank
bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.... Now there you have now add yours .



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Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by RoyalBlak007: 7:59pm On May 23, 2016
This is

[color=#AB56BA]not fair grin[/color]
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by AngelAhnie(f): 8:04pm On May 23, 2016
Can someone pls tell me the meaning of hilarious again angry
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by olatunjithomas(m): 8:12pm On May 23, 2016
someone needs help,call 911 now!!
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by erosimo(m): 8:17pm On May 23, 2016
Patience rock die lmao... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by DrayZee: 8:20pm On May 23, 2016
Lol, Patience Jonathan is one funny woman.

Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by DrayZee: 8:21pm On May 23, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Can someone pls tell me the meaning of hilarious again angry
Hilarious

etymology:
adjective
Very funny; causing great merriment and laughter.
translations (very funny; causing great merriment and laughter)
French: hilarant, hilarante
German: zum Totlachen, urkomisch, urkomisch
Italian: esilarante, spassoso
Portuguese: hilário
Russian: умори́тельный
Spanish: hilarante




Do you understand nowhuh
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by AngelAhnie(f): 8:37pm On May 23, 2016
DrayZee:
Hilarious

etymology:
adjective
Very funny; causing great merriment and laughter.
translations (very funny; causing great merriment and laughter)
French: hilarant, hilarante
German: zum Totlachen, urkomisch, urkomisch
Italian: esilarante, spassoso
Portuguese: hilário
Russian: умори́тельный
Spanish: hilarante




Do you understand nowhuh
Aprokogrin thank you grin
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by Baawaa(m): 8:44pm On May 23, 2016
We are the ones that cooked the meals some people came around and took away the spoons,took away the plates,took away the fire wood and also took away the pot.We the cooks now left hungry. Tom Ikimi (2014)
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by DaBullIT(m): 9:14pm On May 23, 2016
Mama piss the certified comedian
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by Naijacitizen(m): 9:14pm On May 23, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Can someone pls tell me the meaning of hilarious again angry
The meaning have been murdered.
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by smsshola(m): 9:17pm On May 23, 2016
Patience Jonathan 2014: prinsipal na only u waka come? chai chaii there is God oooo.

patience Jonathan 2015: we no dey born throw away like them if any one say change stone am..
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by AngelAhnie(f): 9:44pm On May 23, 2016
Naijacitizen:
The meaning have been murdered.
I see
Re: 8 Hilarious But Embarrassing Quotes Of Politicians 2010-2015 by Nobody: 9:52pm On May 23, 2016
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