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Funny question and funny reply thread.


Ask a funny question, get a funny reply and it goes on like that.


Que: are u browsing on nairaland now?

Ans: NO, I am watching TV. BTW, is TV the same as stove?

Next person

Ans: YES, especially when u've been watching for so long. BTW, Is a man always the father of the new born?


Next person:

Ans: NO, the woman is. BTW, do u go to hospital to do shopping?


Next person:

Ans: Yes, most especially when you have chronic malaria with typhoid and tuberculosis added with a little loss of memory plus hypertension. BTW, do we have PHCN is USA?

Yes, they seize power frequently there too. BTW, do all women have 2 bosom?

Yes they do, though one is ussually bigger than d other. Btw, Op does ur own madness starts frm d brain or d anus?

NO, very unlike ur madness. BTW, who released you from jail?

Yes, even NL is a jail. BTW why are you having red eyes? Did you smoke ganja with your eyes?

jamace: Yes, even NL is a jail. BTW why are you having red eyes? Did you smoke ganja with your eyes?

No, I painted it will blood. BTW, where's everybody

Everybody has gone to Ali 's funeral. BTW, was Mohammad Ali killed by his step mum

jhydebaba:
Everybody has gone to Ali 's funeral. BTW, was Mohammad Ali killed by his step mum

No death Killed Mohammad Ali, but why didnt he jump out of the way when death was coming?

dashing123:
No death Killed Mohammad Ali, but why didnt he jump out of the way when death was coming?

maybe death was moving too fast. BTW, na Shekau go preach for your church today

the name shekau will make the congregation scatter BTW have u tasted rice b4?

Please can yall stop this madness caused by joblessness and stop bn childish. Thank you