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chikel2000:
my brother, its so long o. Kekwanu

I de. . d den modeled me to be tough and now am breaking grounds my own way. .

Emmaoga:
nice

I am not sure if any of it is from
Mugabe though…..but have a laugh
and add yours !
Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They
spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can
introduce two boyfriends at the
same time.
They will say My Love meet My
Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say “Bossu how far?”
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can’t even jog for
5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for
2hours Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week
crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It’s hard to bewitch African gals
these days. Every time you take a
piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in
China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas
lines on your face
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No s*x before marriage
If that was God’s plan you would
receive your Penis or Vag*na on
your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going
well in your life, the Devil comes
along and gives you a *girlfriend*
*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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“Sucking breast is a survival skill
guys learnt at birth. But as to how
and where girls learnt the act of
sucking d*cks still baffles me…”
~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop
talking about inner beauty cos we
dont walk around with X-rays
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because
it’s not easy walking around with
evidence that you’ve had s*x
-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who
texts you “I miss you” only when it’s
raining………you are not an umbrella
–
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money
which one will you go for?
Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for
what he lacks
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Stupidity is when you lick a woman
with your bare tongue and later s*x
her with condom. What are you
preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe
#Copied

Why does he talk only about Women?

Ikegift4real:
I de. . d den modeled me to be tough and now am breaking grounds my own way. .

hehehehehe pls gist me bro, make I know whether to switch camp as PMB no wan give us jobs now

chikel2000:
hehehehehe pls gist me bro, make I know whether to switch camp as PMB no wan give us jobs now

fashion design things

Ikegift4real:
fashion design things

so so nice bro! Keep to it

Good gist