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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by iamawinner1n1: 4:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
loko4nation:
uhmmmm welcome to Nigeria whereby buying a speaker in church is superior to helping a church member in need.....
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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by 1miccza: 4:16pm On Jun 19, 2016
Who you epp??- a Nigerianism for "who you epp??" #yeyedeysmell
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by missKiffy(f): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2016
We are Nigerians, we are unique cheesy
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by ritzybaby(f): 4:29pm On Jun 19, 2016
grin let me come and be going.................

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2016
How e dey go?
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by hectorswag(m):
Number 13 is my favorite!

Nigerians are really masters at sarcasm cheesy
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2016
dollyjuke:
I will run there-it means they will go there
Who you epp-it means have you help anyone
no.that's not what it means.who you epp means,what's the use,it's irrelevant or so what? cheesy
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2016
MoneyGreen:
How e dey go?
means what's up grin
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:37pm On Jun 19, 2016
ritzybaby:
grin let me come and be going.................
it's the direct yoruba translation of jekinwamalo grin
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:40pm On Jun 19, 2016
SAMBARRY:
means what's up grin
naso.. Which level?
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by dialfa: 4:41pm On Jun 19, 2016
op, I don't blame you.
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
Water dey hungry me...
Sleep dey worry me
I don belle food
I no well
Na die I dey so
I don tire
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by tosomaju(m): 4:44pm On Jun 19, 2016
Irony of life

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Kay03: 4:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
"I'm sure" actually means I'm not sure
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by nothingspoil70: 4:52pm On Jun 19, 2016
I am a bit strong now I can not come. Meaning I am not feeling well at the moment I cant come
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by jegz25(m): 4:56pm On Jun 19, 2016
I dey road. A Nigerian way of saying I'm on my way
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by jegz25(m): 5:00pm On Jun 19, 2016
Mek u kuku finish dt food b4 I come,u hear...Nigerian way or warning some1 not 2 dare finish d food in d house
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 5:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
MoneyGreen:
naso.. Which level?
na spaghetti and sardine things o for this hot Sunday grin
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Icecream4U(m): 5:05pm On Jun 19, 2016
@no. 7, You mean a non Nigerian understands "Don't dull yourself"?
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 5:06pm On Jun 19, 2016
SAMBARRY:
na spaghetti and sardine things o for this hot Sunday grin
nice combo, but the weather for me end cool o
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by emeka2847: 5:12pm On Jun 19, 2016
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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Nobody:
Naija Pikin: where l go put am?


Naija Mum: put am for my head.



Warning!!! Never take that reply literally.
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 5:49pm On Jun 19, 2016
MoneyGreen:
nice combo, but the weather for me end cool o
cool ke?oya go beach na cheesy

With your baby, 3bottles of chilled harp and asun inside cooler wink
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by kuuljay(m): 5:56pm On Jun 19, 2016
If you get hold of a naija babes undies and she asks "what are you doing" till today I have no idea what the question mean not to talk of the answer to the question,can a lady in the house help me out
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by AreaFada2: 5:58pm On Jun 19, 2016
Your own don be = you have been so royally screwed. cheesy grin
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by BushDoctor123: 6:05pm On Jun 19, 2016
e don tey wey yansh dey back. meaning it has long been in existence.
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by BushDoctor123: 6:08pm On Jun 19, 2016
scratch my back I scratch your back. meaning one good turn deserves another.
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by outflank: 6:08pm On Jun 19, 2016
NaijaTalkTown:
OP your head dey dia gringrin
Meaning nice job/that's a good one @bolded.
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by DMerciful(m): 6:13pm On Jun 19, 2016
The guy na winch or wizard.....means d guy is too good in whatever it is he does
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by mengho(m): 6:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
Lol, No 4 & No 13 are my favorite.

I was told no 13 just a few days ago
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by belloabdulrazaq(m): 6:23pm On Jun 19, 2016
Thank God am from naija all dis 4 don pass me grin
Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Godson32(m): 6:26pm On Jun 19, 2016
E don do means its enough. Dey there nah means if u like,no act.
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