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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by iamawinner1n1: 4:15pm On Jun 19, 2016

loko4nation:
uhmmmm welcome to Nigeria whereby buying a speaker in church is superior to helping a church member in need.....

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by 1miccza: 4:16pm On Jun 19, 2016

Who you epp??- a Nigerianism for "who you epp??" #yeyedeysmell

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by missKiffy(f): 4:19pm On Jun 19, 2016

We are Nigerians, we are unique cheesy

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by ritzybaby(f): 4:29pm On Jun 19, 2016

let me come and be going.................

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2016

How e dey go?

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by hectorswag(m): 4:35pm On Jun 19, 2016

Number 13 is my favorite!

Nigerians are really masters at sarcasm cheesy

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2016

dollyjuke:
I will run there-it means they will go there
Who you epp-it means have you help anyone

no.that's not what it means.who you epp means,what's the use,it's irrelevant or so what? cheesy

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:36pm On Jun 19, 2016

MoneyGreen:
How e dey go?

means what's up grin

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 4:37pm On Jun 19, 2016

ritzybaby:
let me come and be going.................

it's the direct yoruba translation of jekinwamalo grin

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:40pm On Jun 19, 2016

SAMBARRY:
means what's up

naso.. Which level?

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by dialfa: 4:41pm On Jun 19, 2016

op, I don't blame you.

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 4:44pm On Jun 19, 2016

Water dey hungry me...
Sleep dey worry me
I don belle food
I no well
Na die I dey so
I don tire

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by tosomaju(m): 4:44pm On Jun 19, 2016

Irony of life

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Kay03: 4:45pm On Jun 19, 2016

"I'm sure" actually means I'm not sure

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by nothingspoil70: 4:52pm On Jun 19, 2016

I am a bit strong now I can not come. Meaning I am not feeling well at the moment I cant come

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by jegz25(m): 4:56pm On Jun 19, 2016

I dey road. A Nigerian way of saying I'm on my way

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by jegz25(m): 5:00pm On Jun 19, 2016

Mek u kuku finish dt food b4 I come,u hear...Nigerian way or warning some1 not 2 dare finish d food in d house

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 5:04pm On Jun 19, 2016

MoneyGreen:
naso.. Which level?

na spaghetti and sardine things o for this hot Sunday grin

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Icecream4U(m): 5:05pm On Jun 19, 2016

@no. 7, You mean a non Nigerian understands "Don't dull yourself"?

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by MoneyGreen(m): 5:06pm On Jun 19, 2016

SAMBARRY:
na spaghetti and sardine things o for this hot Sunday

nice combo, but the weather for me end cool o

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by emeka2847: 5:12pm On Jun 19, 2016

[size=18pt]
Park well
Hold your side [/size]

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jun 19, 2016

Naija Pikin: where l go put am?

Naija Mum: put am for my head.

Warning!!! Never take that reply literally.

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by SAMBARRY: 5:49pm On Jun 19, 2016

MoneyGreen:
nice combo, but the weather for me end cool o

cool ke?oya go beach na cheesy

With your baby, 3bottles of chilled harp and asun inside cooler wink

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by kuuljay(m): 5:56pm On Jun 19, 2016

If you get hold of a naija babes undies and she asks "what are you doing" till today I have no idea what the question mean not to talk of the answer to the question,can a lady in the house help me out

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by AreaFada2: 5:58pm On Jun 19, 2016

Your own don be = you have been so royally screwed. cheesy

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by BushDoctor123: 6:05pm On Jun 19, 2016

e don tey wey yansh dey back. meaning it has long been in existence.

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by BushDoctor123: 6:08pm On Jun 19, 2016

scratch my back I scratch your back. meaning one good turn deserves another.

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by outflank: 6:08pm On Jun 19, 2016

NaijaTalkTown:
OP your head dey dia

Meaning nice job/that's a good one @bolded.

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by DMerciful(m): 6:13pm On Jun 19, 2016

The guy na winch or wizard.....means d guy is too good in whatever it is he does

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by mengho(m): 6:14pm On Jun 19, 2016

Lol, No 4 & No 13 are my favorite.

I was told no 13 just a few days ago

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by belloabdulrazaq(m): 6:23pm On Jun 19, 2016

Thank God am from naija all dis 4 don pass me grin

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Godson32(m): 6:26pm On Jun 19, 2016

E don do means its enough. Dey there nah means if u like,no act.

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