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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by DICKtator: 6:41pm On Jun 19, 2016

What of ,"Come and be going"

grin

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by pimplucious: 6:50pm On Jun 19, 2016

Topestbilly:

U people don't disappoint me na, hav been asking about the yoruba name of dis fruit pomegranate

BROS u sure say no be the botanical name for pomo be that? Pomo no be fruit na malu skin

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by btoks: 7:26pm On Jun 19, 2016

Why're you doing gra gra? - Being inpatient
What is your own now? - mind your business
I've climbed okada - I'm on a motorcycle

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by sam90s(m): 7:40pm On Jun 19, 2016

Just curious, are you a foreigner? those are correct, sort of...

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by btoks: 7:44pm On Jun 19, 2016

Give me cold mineral - please give me a soft fizzy drink.
Cold is catching me - I'm catching a cold
I want to soak Garri

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by tosinjay(m): 7:51pm On Jun 19, 2016

That how far is what i hate inside, if you wanna greet greet, so so how far!!

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Topestbilly(m): 8:10pm On Jun 19, 2016

pimplucious:
BROS u sure say no be the botanical name for pomo be that? Pomo no be fruit na malu skin

U too like food haba! Na fruit no b pomo ooo.

See d pix

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by kapai(m): 8:31pm On Jun 19, 2016

Yawa..!don cast

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:29pm On Jun 19, 2016

I can not come A̶̲̥̅̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥D die

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Nobody: 9:57pm On Jun 19, 2016

Which level?
No come use ur reggea spoil my blues.
grin

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by kenoz(m): 10:00pm On Jun 19, 2016

Lol

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by ariyoola(m): 11:13pm On Jun 19, 2016

Lol

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Upaka(f): 11:52pm On Jun 19, 2016

Icecream4U:
@no. 7, You mean a non Nigerian understands "Don't dull yourself"?

where's the ice cream?

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by KiNiBiGd: 1:04am On Jun 20, 2016

No shaking actually means no problem

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by amzee(m): 6:50am On Jun 20, 2016

Topestbilly:

U people don't disappoint me na, hav been asking about the yoruba name of dis fruit pomegranate

Ask Google and stop disturbing us with your irrelevant question.

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Topestbilly(m): 9:46am On Jun 20, 2016

amzee:
Ask Google and stop disturbing us with your irrelevant question.

Ur pr¤blem is u læck the ability to expand the little knowledge u'v got.

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by Icecream4U(m): 10:13am On Jun 20, 2016*

Upaka:
where's the ice cream?

ok, make I run go buy am come for you. You deserve it.

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Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by vincentjk(m): 10:44am On Jun 20, 2016

Dis article funny o[/color][color=] grin

Re: 17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian by amzee(m): 2:58pm On Jun 20, 2016

Topestbilly:
Ur pr¤blem is u læck the ability to expand the little knowledge u'v got.

Gerarahia mehn
Certified Olodo

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