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Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jun 20, 2016
Assuming you received this text from your bank:

"Dear Customer #5,000 has been deducted from your account 002163.....**** for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to Japan. It's your donation to support the progress of this expected CHANGE... THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US".

Question: What Will You Do? Let's hear your reaction please??..
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by amtaken(f): 11:01pm On Jun 20, 2016
grin
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by Faremisodeeq(m): 11:04pm On Jun 20, 2016
The craze wey I go show the manager ehn.

Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by braithwaite(m): 11:08pm On Jun 20, 2016
cheesy
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by integritylady(f): 11:13pm On Jun 20, 2016
that is if I even have up to that in my account... I emptied my bank account just this last week because of their unnecessary reduction.......
my money is under my bed,,,,, bubu hand can never touch it----

so funny cheesy
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by prodiG(m): 11:17pm On Jun 20, 2016
Hia!
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by goldeno10boy: 11:26pm On Jun 20, 2016
na to carry chair go sit down for middle of football field je..je..Li alone
becouse with tha kan vex wey i go vex i fit do something wey i no go like
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by 4rmthewest(m): 1:26am On Jun 21, 2016
Omo mehn....na me nd thunder wey get cough nd catarrh go visit d bank d next day.
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by pretty16(f): 5:43am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
Omo mehn....na me nd thunder wey get cough nd catarrh go visit d bank d next day.
Lmao cheesy
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by 4rmthewest(m): 5:58am On Jun 21, 2016
pretty16:
Lmao cheesy
see as u open ur mouth wide dey laugh...close am small na...hw r u doing? wink
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by pretty16(f): 6:03am On Jun 21, 2016
4rmthewest:
see as u open ur mouth wide dey laugh...close am small na...hw r u doing? wink
Hahaha. Am good thanks.
Re: Assuming You Received This Text From Your Bank? by 4rmthewest(m): 6:05am On Jun 21, 2016
pretty16:
Hahaha. Am good thanks.
why are you faceless?....no dp cry
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