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Good day nlanders let me not bore you with long talk coz I hate "beating around d bush"
1. Tasting a seed of groundnut from wat ur parents or elder sibling asked u to buy b4 reaching home. Dis made me wonder most times if I've bin cheated by d seller or I just let it spill on ma way home coz on reaching home I get to discover I almost finished it (but na just one one seed I bin d chop na)
2. Being sent to buy sugar/cooking oil/ biscuits n you start throwing it up n catching. I knw dis starts with very short throws barely 2cm away from ur palm but with time short throws'll boring, high throws r thrilling n u start feeling lyk David DeGea.....trust me dis never ends well.
3. After watching fast n furious, no toy cars to play wid, u go get a stick n start pushing in an inclined manner against d rough floor around ur play area. This drives u crazy wen u start killing d drifts n all dat.At a point u start feeling like getting van diesel to play dat role was a waste of money wen u cud do it better. Fellow nlanders if ma parents new how I got all d scars on ma abdomen back den my name would've bin changed to "Lord Impaler" (almost cast
rated myself several times.
4. Owning a diary. Parents talk their kids into this so dey can steal it to see all d gross things u get to say bout them and ur x-rated fantasies! U get to regret writing some of these things down sooner or later!! Thank God I never fell for it.
5. Fighting your elder siblings. Just d thought of this is making me lose my big backside to tin air! Never tried it but had neighbors who tried it coz dey started to get:
a. taller than their older siblings.
b. to do hard taxes assigned to their old siblings with ease.
c. to lift weight at a friend's place they think big bro or sis can't lift. (boys ) and
d. a lot of things I found good enuf an excuse to fight ur seniors lyk, eating same quantity of food as their older siblings, big SIS's
Fact is this never ended well for them coz they get d beating of their lives and lost either a tooth or limp.

6. Tasting the meat mom friend. hehehehe no need to talk plenty na una knw how e d end. U don't knw how it happened, fifty pieces are missing n wen u think vividly.....u've bin n n out of the kitchen fifty times!
7. Writing a love letter to ur neighbor. Team NceeAdaga

8. Feel free to add yours

c ur dracula teeth like love letter

nceedaga:
c ur dracula teeth
like love letter

This Guy Said After Watching Fast N Furious Ar U Kidding Me? What Year Was The First Fast N Furious?

airminem:
This Guy Said After Watching Fast N Furious Ar U Kidding Me? What Year Was The First Fast N Furious?

HE JUST CITED FAST AND FURIOUS AS AN EXAMPLE(YOU NO DEY UNDERSTAND PIDDGIN PLUS TYPICAL NIGERIAN WRITING/NARRATING STYLE) HE COULD HAVE BEEN REFERING TO ACTION MOVIES THAT INVOLVED CAR CHASES THAT WERE POPULAR THEN.

MYROYALEVILNESS:
HE JUST CITED FAST AND FURIOUS AS AN EXAMPLE(YOU NO DEY UNDERSTAND PIDDGIN PLUS TYPICAL NIGERIAN WRITING/NARRATING STYLE) HE COULD HAVE BEEN REFERING TO ACTION MOVIES THAT INVOLVED CAR CHASES THAT WERE POPULAR THEN.

I get.

And you called these ones mistake? Hummm!