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13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody:
1. When people accuse you of being an Amebo…




They’re not the same thing please.


http://www.zikoko.com/list/13-signs-youre-amebo/

Lalasticlala,Mynd44

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by obiorathesubtle: 4:15pm On Jun 24, 2016
tongue FTC! Osheeey! Baddest!
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jun 24, 2016
2. When you ask after someone’s boyfriend/ girlfriend just to know if they’re still dating.


Just to know if you should cross them out of your relationship goals.

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Ls0fdk(m): 4:16pm On Jun 24, 2016
grin grin hit on with the remaining 12 and I'd mention 13amebo's on NL wink grin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Smellymouth:
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jun 24, 2016
I don show!

Modified**

Is obiorathesubtle using wizardry undecided that's my spot
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jun 24, 2016
**Adjusts bra** gringrin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:19pm On Jun 24, 2016
3. How you run to your window when you hear your neighbours arguing.


Neighbour fights are the sweetest!

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody:
I wee soon be backcheesy



Modified**


Back!

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Lsofdk(m): 4:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
MondeLuv:
**Adjusts bra** gringrin
[color=teal]undecided you know this is your thread grin[/color]
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jun 24, 2016
Lolzzz
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jun 24, 2016
4. You, adding mouth in random Danfo conversations.



Even when they ask didn’t for your opinion.

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Aphatech: 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2016
Lolss cheesy am happy this is coming from a woman.
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by nnachukz(m): 4:27pm On Jun 24, 2016
MondeLuv:
**Adjusts bra** gringrin
you too fine to dey do amebo. Wetin you dey adjust bra for? gringrin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jun 24, 2016
smiley
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jun 24, 2016
Buys land...grin I see my name sake gloryisaac just up ahead!
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:37pm On Jun 24, 2016
MondeLuv:
**Adjusts bra** gringrin
shocked shocked shocked tell me more grin grin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by ChappyChase: 4:39pm On Jun 24, 2016
Which girl for niaja no be Amebo?
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jun 24, 2016
lalasticlala drop me here.
lemme hide under the tree and smoke my kpoli.
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by buharisbae(f): 4:48pm On Jun 24, 2016
Lol I can partially relate! cheesy esp 1 and that neighbour part! grin Amebo is very sweet buhh people won't understand tongue
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Laveda(f): 4:53pm On Jun 24, 2016
I see.. cheesy

Please check my signature. wink
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Mjshexy(f): 4:55pm On Jun 24, 2016
Hahaha...quite funny cheesy
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by ErnieSmallzz(f): 4:56pm On Jun 24, 2016
grin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by votemysticgal16(f): 4:57pm On Jun 24, 2016
Hair salon amebo.. hmm
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jun 24, 2016
slyIsaac:
Buys land...grin I see my name sake gloryisaac just up ahead!
grin grin

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jun 24, 2016
GloryIsaac:
grin grin
Mailed you bruh....grin
Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody:
5. How you peek into people’s phones while they’re
chatting in public.




As per, you’re sharing the phone with them.

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jun 24, 2016
6. Nothing irritates you more than this…



The people with public accounts don’t kuku have two heads.

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 24, 2016
7.You don’t mind famzing that annoying person that always has all the gist.




Carrying last is not your portion. grin

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jun 24, 2016
8.When you find yourself in 2004 on your crush’s Facebook wall.



How else are you supposed to know what they had for breakfast in JSS 2?

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2016
9.You, acting surprised when someone is giving you gist you heard weeks ago.



“Are you serious?”

Re: 13 Glaring Signs You’re Actually An Amebo by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jun 24, 2016
10.How you feel when someone is talking while you’re trying to tap gist.


Shut up abeg.

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